A/N

I think Shipsrlife2 and I thought this up last time I saw her. But I wanted to write something quick and funny, so partial credit goes to her.

Also, definitions used are pulled from the Urban Dictionary.

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"Tony uploaded a new video, guys!" Peter said excitedly as he ran into the lounge with his phone in hand. Most of the team was out on a mission, leaving Maya, Peter, Carson, and Olivia (recovering from a broken ankle from the last mission) behind that day.

"When'd he have time to do that?" Maya asked.

"He was posting it, but they were called out before he could finish. He just let it go, and now it's out." Peter explained.

"What is today's subject?" Carson asked. Peter looked at the phone.

"The 'Dance Dance Revolution' match we had at the local arcade a few days ago." Peter said. "'Dance Dance Revolution Gone Wild' is what he called the video."

"Then start it already!" Maya exclaimed. The four of them crowded around Peter's phone as he started the video.

To start, from Tony's shaky camera's perspective, was Bucky vs. Pietro. Poor Bucky was trying so hard, but Pietro's quick feet earned him the win. Next up came Wanda vs. Nat. Nat's light feet and agility earned her the win. Then Steve vs. Peter came next. It was a close match, but Peter started tripping over his feet, giving Steve the W. After that, was Maya vs. Thor. Attempting to avenge Peter, Maya focused extra hard, but won fast as Thor wasn't exactly built for a small arcade game console.

Then it was Pietro vs. Nat for the spot in the final. Pietro started out good, but eventually, he accidentally caused the console to short circuit with his speed, giving Nat the win, and forced them to call and attendant to fix it before they could continue (a wire had popped lose). Then Steve vs. Maya was the next match after the game was fixed.

Unfortunately for Steve, Bucky wasn't above calling 'What? Agent Peggy Carter? What are you doing here?' to screw his friend up. It worked, Steve stumbling before realizing what had happened. By then, it was too late to regain the momentum, Maya beating him.

The final round was Maya vs. Nat, and no one could guess who would win. Both of them fought hard, but Maya started getting tired and slowing down, giving Nat the winning title.

The video finished with cheaply animated fireworks and the message "Dance Dance Revolution Champion: Natasha Romanoff!"

Three of them were laughing at the video's ridiculousness, but Olivia was the only one confused. Not by the video, she found it hilarious, but by what her friends were saying in response to it.

"That's a big oof for Thor."

"Aww, Cinnamon Roll Steve."

"Peter stumbling is a big mood."

And so on.

"Wait, what do you mean?" She finally asked.

"Huh?" Maya replied quizically.

"What are you saying? I don't understand what you mean. 'Oof' and 'mood,' what does that mean?" Olivia asked. The trio shared a brief look, then turned back to her.

"Shall we teach you our slang?" Peter asked.

"I would like to understand what you mean, yes." Olivia said.

"Good. And you can not get out of this; you're injured." Carson said.

"I am not. The ankle was broken for two days, me fixing it with magic, then I spent another day recovering from the energy spent. Being ever protective, Loki insisted I stay back today because he thinks it was more energy costly than it was. I can walk all I want." Olivia huffed.

"Even so, you're stuck with us. Okay, Peter, get one of Tony's big white boards for meetings." Maya said.

"Do I need to take notes?" Olivia asked sarcastically.

"You can, but it is not necessary." Carson said as Peter came back with the rolling white board about the size of an older flat-screen TV. Peter picked up a marker and wrote on the board in big letters.

"Mood is something you say when a situation is relatable. Synonyms include 'same' and 'big mood.'" Peter said.

"Peter, just explain normally, you are not a teacher." Carson said, rolling his eyes.

"Alright, alright." Peter said, handing Maya the marker.

"Oof is either used when you can't think of anything else to say or to emulate dying." Maya said.

"Dying?" Olivia asked.

"Yeah. In this case, Thor tripping is a big oof because he screwed up really bad." Maya said.

"That makes no sens-" Olivia started.

"Our modern English barely makes sense. Learn that now." Peter said, taking the marker.

"This one you might know. Cinnamon Roll defines someone as incredibly sweet and adorable." Peter said.

"You can also say 'smol bean' in that way." Carson said, writing it out after snatching the marker.

"Why is it spelled like that?" Olivia asked.

"No one knows." Carson said. He then put a single letter on the board.

"F refers to 'F to pay respects ' originally from a video game. Basically, if someone is killed, literally or by way of the burn, which we'll explain in a sec, you can commonly say it by 'Can I get an F in the chat for X reason?'" He explained. Maya took command next.

"Okay, so 'dead' can mean literally dead, but for us, we use it in response because we think something is hilarious. Like, after watching that video, I'm dead." She said.

"Confused yet?" Peter asked.

"Yeah." Olivia said, mockingly grasping her head.

"Well, get ready, cause there's more." Maya said, erasing the board and starting to write again.

An hour later, the trio had imparted all of their wisdom upon the highly confused Asgardian. Though, there were a few things she understood at the end. And by understood, she could use it in a sentence.

By the time the team got back, they looked awful. Bruises, cuts, the whole deal.

"You guys look like hell." Maya said.

"Yeah, we just got back." Clint replied.

"So, what'd you guys do?" Nat asked. The three shared a look as Olivia walked back in after using the bathroom. She took one look at the team, gave a brief smirk to her trio, then...

"Oof, that's a big mood, can I get an F in the chat?" Olivia asked with a shit eating grin on her face.

"F." The three said in unison. The rest of the team looked horrified. Tony pointed accusingly at the now smirking meme trio.

"You three corrupted her! She was one of the few of us who was decent! Shame!" He screeched at them.

"Just you wait, next lesson is Vines." Carson said, sharing an innocent expression with his comrades.

"We're never leaving you four alone again." Clint said.

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A/N

Okay, this was short, but sweet.

Anyway, have some Urban Dictionary definitions I found in my research for this part (brought to you in part by Shipsrlife2 )

(^^^This one had me DEAD 😂😂😂)

(^^^ the user on this one has me SCREAMING)

(^^^Just urban dictionary this in general, it's a GOLD MINE)

(In retaliation to what 'his friend' said:

I'm ROLLING XDDDDDD)

("It's up to you to decide if this is a good or bad thing," oh my GOD!!!)

That's all, but I highly recommend going to Urbandictionary.com and just looking up whatever you want, it is a GREAT way to spend your time.

Also, can we talk about the mug ads at the end of each definition? "Get a 'we have a Hulk' mug for your girlfriend Sarah" and so on.

I know what I'm getting for Shipsrlife2 for Christmas...

I'm going, I'm going.