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Peter liked to sleep in. That was a fact. Steve was sometimes bugged by it because he thought Peter was wasting the day away. Peter's argument was that your life was in danger if you tried to wake up Olivia before she got up herself, so Peter should get a free pass. He was a teenager, anyways.

So, waking up at the comfortable time of 10:30 AM, Peter stretched and quite literally rolled out of bed onto a nice plush carpet to maybe crawl his way to the thermostat; it was particularly chilly in the room.

Wait a sec... My bed is over hardwood. Peter thought, confused. He opened one eye and realized he wasn't in his room. He opened both eyes in alarm. The bed was a dark wood four poster with a canopy over top. His was just a simple twin size with blue sheets. These walls had old looking books on shelves, also a dark colored wood. There weren't any posters in sight in this room. Peeking up to look at the bedside table, one lamp and a clock sat on it. There was also a picture frame. Still confused and groggy, Peter reached up for it and pulled it down.

It was a cute picture of Loki and Olivia that showed them reading books. Peter put the picture back and scrambled to his feet, finding he was far taller than he last remembered. Bursting into the bathroom, he caught sight of his reflection.

He screamed when he saw Loki staring back at him.

Peter didn't even get the chance to process before the bathroom door burst open. He was kind of shocked to see, well, him in his pyjamas.

"What happened? What's going on?" Loki asked. Actually, Peter asked. Poor Peter was so confused when his words came out in Loki's voice.

"Honestly? I'm not really sure. Magic is tricky and this reeks of it. Spell gone wrong maybe?" 'Peter' suggested.

"Hey, you have a better guess than I do. Is there a way to reverse it?" 'Loki' questioned.

"Lucky for us, it seems like a temporary spell. I'd say end of the day at most." 'Peter' guessed.

"Wait... What about Maya and Olivia? How are we going to explain this, especially because we don't know what happened?" 'Loki' asked.

"They can't know. We just have to act normal for the time being. The rest of the day at most." 'Peter' said.

"Wouldn't it be easier to just explain it?" 'Loki' asked.

"After the moth prank, I doubt Maya would believe us, probably would think it's just another elaborate prank. Olivia can't help if she doesn't know what it is. It'll be just for one day at most." 'Peter' replied.

"This is a really bad idea..." 'Loki' said.

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~Later~

"So how do these things work?" 'Peter' asked, holding up the web shooters.

"Put them on your wrists, press the button and aim." 'Loki' answered. 'Peter' shrugged and did what he was told, but wound up knocking over a pot with the web, causing it to tip and break.

"Peter, what happened?" Maya asked, suddenly coming in.

"I, uh, misfired." 'Peter' claimed. Well, it's not really a lie, he thought.

"You know Tony's gonna be pissed you broke that. If you have to train, come with me and do it in the training room." Maya said, gesturing him along. 'Peter' looked back at 'Loki' nervously, but he slightly gulped and went along. Glancing around the room, 'Loki' tried to find something to do. Maybe find a book to read, the most harmless thing. Scanning one of the shelves in the lounge, he found a book lying on the ground, presumably because it had fallen off the shelf.

He didn't even have time to look at the cover before he heard a woosh behind him and someone grab him from behind. 'Loki' shrieked and dropped the book, falling over forward. He heard someone laugh and he stood up to find Olivia bending over and clutching her gut.

"Finally! I scared you!" She said.

"I... Uh... I guess you did." 'Loki' sputtered out.

"And you found my book!" She said, picking up the book that 'Loki' had dropped. "I had hoped it would turn up. Maya was asking me about reading the next few chapters. Purple Wedding is coming up!"

Purple Wedding? Am I supposed to know what that is? We didn't get that far. She seems excited, though. 'Loki' was freaking out a little bit. Why did he agree to this?

"Oh, right! Can't wait!" 'Loki' said, forcing a smile.

"I need to go check on a few things. See you in a bit." Olivia said. She started to get on her toes.

Oh shit... We didn't discuss what would happen if one of them attempted a kiss. Think, Peter, think!! 'Loki' suddenly thought of something.

"Look, baby dragon!" He said, pointing.

"Really?? Where?" Olivia said, looking away. 'Loki' then concentrated and imagined himself in his own room. He sort of succeeded with the teleporting, but wound up crashing into the end of the hall. He shook his head to clear the dizziness and then bolted up the stairs to his room.

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~Meanwhile~

"Peter, your aim is off today. Are you alright?" Maya asked. She noticed that he wasn't exactly hitting the targets she set up like he usually would. He knocked down one of the gun racks and hit Steve's shield off the wall.

"I... I didn't get much sleep last night." 'Peter' claimed.

"Oh, okay. Here, could you throw this out for me?" Maya asked, passing him the balled up webbing that was scrapped off the walls.

"Yeah, sure." He said. 'Peter' calmly walked over to the wastebin and tried to throw the sticky ball out. It was like trying to pitch a ball of tape or a sheet of plastic wrap that stuck to your hand because of the static electricity. Eventually, he got it unstuck from his hand and he made his way back to Maya, who was relentlessly kicking a computer generated enemy.

"Wow, you must really be tired. You didn't throw it or say 'yeet.'" Maya observed.

Yeet? What does-- oh right. Memes. 'Peter' thought, recalling the day Peter and Maya had taught him what those were. Then the training room doors opened. Olivia poked her head inside.

"Hey, have either of you by chance seen a can of Red Bull?" She asked.

"Tony never buys it, so no." Maya said.

"Seven hells. Alright, well, if you find it, let me know!" She said.

Olivia's hair was down and slightly frizzy. As far as he could remember, it was rare for Loki to not see it up in a ponytail. She looked really pretty like that. He found himself staring, his face heating up. Olivia looked at him rather strangely. That's when it hit him like a train.

He looked like Peter.

He started mentally kicking himself, averting his gaze to another part of the wall. Launching a web, he managed to stick it near where Olivia's head was. She jumped.

"Peter, what-" she started.

"Spider was near your hair." 'Peter' said matter of factly.

"Spider??" Olivia shrieked. Of all the creatures and monsters she had fought in her life, Olivia never understood why she had to be frightened of spiders of all things.

"It's gone now." 'Peter' tried to say.

"No, it might have friends! Loki!!" She screamed. 'Peter' started to step forward, but managed to catch himself just in time.

Goddamnit, where are you, spider boy? He thought. Lucky for him, 'Loki' burst in the room, looking a little frazzled.

"Yes?" He asked.

"Are there any more spiders around?" Olivia asked.

"I don't see any." 'Loki' told her. She breathed in relief.

"Good. Anyways, have you seen a can of Red Bull anywhere?" She asked.

"Red Bull? Why?"

"Oh, well, you see, Stark has that stupid 'no potions' policy in the tower, but Frigga had sent a raven asking for a specific potion. She would have made it herself, but she didn't have all the ingredients. I was almost done making it, but Stark was about to come in, so I had to make it look like a can of Red Bull. Now I can't find it." She explained.

"W-what was the potion you were making?" 'Loki' asked, stumbling over his words a hair. Olivia didn't really notice.

"Well, it was supposed to be a potion for one of the court ladies. Some creep was bugging her, so she asked Frigga for a teleportation potion as she doesn't know magic. Unfortunately, in the state I left it before adding the final ingredients and letting it sit, it's current state is a body swap potion. I had to put essence of two people from two realms. One of your hairs was stuck to my cape and Peter just had his hair cut, so he was shedding all over the place. If either of you two drank that, you'd swap bodies. Which is why I'm rather concerned that it's missing." Olivia said.

If 'Loki' were in a movie, the directors would Dolly Zoom on his face right now.

He did find a can of Red Bull one day and he did drink it. He did think it tasted funny, but he wasn't gonna get water when a can of fluids was already laid out for him.

'Peter' must have noted the panic in his eyes, because he looked at 'Loki' like he had royally screwed up.

"Fine, okay, I admit it! I drank the can!" 'Loki' confessed. Olivia looked at him shocked.

"Wait... So you're Peter right now?" Maya asked, pointing.

"You." Olivia said, pointing to 'Peter' with her lips tightened together. "Prove it. Thor's birthday. You punched someone. Why?"

"Because he was bothering you and didn't realize who you were. More specifically, who you were with." 'Peter' answered almost automatically.

"Okay." Olivia said.

"My test: ROAD WORK AHEAD!" Maya said.

"UH, YEAH, I SURE HOPE IT DOES!" 'Loki' replied instantly.

"Peter Benjamin Parker, you should know better. Stark never buys Red Bull. Why would there be one in the hall?" Olivia scolded.

"Sorry. How long will this last?" 'Loki' asked.

"When did you drink it?" Olivia countered.

"Uh... Maybe... Two o'clock yesterday afternoon?"

"What time is it now?"

"About 15 past noon." Maya added, holding up her phone as proof.

"An hour and fourty-five minutes at most." Olivia answered. "And there was never a spider, was there?"

"Sorry, but I had to make it less weird. It's rare to see your hair down like that. It looks pretty." 'Peter' replied.

"Well, thank you, but you should know that I respond better to other things." Olivia said.

"Baby dragons?" 'Loki' asked.

"Parker, Stark is going to have words with you, make no mistake." Olivia said, turning on her heel and leaving the room.

"Dad's gonna ground youuuuu..." Maya said in a singsong voice.

"Shut up, Adams." 'Loki' grumbled.

"Love you, too, Parker." She replied.

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