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Based on some random fanfic chapter's I've read :3

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"So what's the adventure today?" Maya asked Tony in his lab.

"Well, I'm making official social media handles for the team. We already have a YouTube channel, so why not other things?" Tony said.

"Ooh, what's our MySpace page look like?"

"I'm surprised you know what that is."

"So what have we got?"

"Just a Twitter so far."

Olivia came down the stairs and poked her head around the corner.

"Steve's wondering what's going on down here? Dinner's almost ready." She said.

"We'll be up in a minute." Tony said.

"He's making more social handles for the team." Maya explained.

"Oh? What are you planning on?" Olivia came down the stairs to stand next to Tony and Maya at the laptop.

"Just an Insta and maybe a Tumblr." Tony said.

"Ooh, I wouldn't do that, Mr. Stark." Maya said. "It's... Weird there."

"C'mon, how bad can it be?"

"It's worth a look at, first and foremost." Olivia said. "At least through the stuff related to us."

"Done." Tony replied, typing in the url and clicking the "browse as guest" option. They were greeted by a landing platform of basically a few text posts and assorted aesthetic pictures. "Let's just type 'Avengers' first."

They were greeted with simple enough things: a picture from the news from their latest mission, a picture of Maya and Peter at the ice cream place she had posted, and a few text posts.

"See, not that bad." Tony said as if that proved his point.

"Okay, but check the related tags." Maya said, taking the mouse and hovering it over a hashtag reading "Captain America."

"So? A quote about patriotism and an oil painting someone did of his shield, what's bad about that?"

"That's actually not a bad painting." Olivia commented.

"I'm sure if we keep digging, we'll get the dirty stuff." Maya said, moving to the next tag, "Black Widow." It started with someone doing a pretty impressive cosplay of the assassin, then a repost of a tweet someone posted about "stanning" Natasha. "Mmm... Nothing here."

"Maya, this seems like a lost cause, I doubt this is as bad as you're saying it is." Olivia said.

"Oh really? Well, what about this tag?" Maya asked, clicking the next one over. "It's all about Loki, and trust me... It's a gold mine."

Olivia took the mouse from Maya and started scrolling for a minute. It was relatively harmless, a picture of a newspaper clipping hailing him as a hero, a short animation someone did of Loki using his magic, a progress picture of a cosplay soneone was doing... "What is that?"

"Yow, that does not leave much to the imagination." Tony said, chuckling. "Tumblr has some artists, man."

"Wha- that had to be edited!" Olivia exclaimed, moving down to a candid picture someone posted.

"You sure? Cos this isn't the first time that's happened."

"Explain."

"I'm just saying, I've seen it a few times. You and him are doing something, he gets a lovesick expression on his face, then on rare occasions his pants-"

"Okay, enough."

"If you can believe it, it gets worse." Maya snorted.

"What can be worse than an illicit picture of Loki with a-" Olivia asked.

"You sure you wanna know? Cause Mr. Stark might need to replace the computer if you break it."

"Please don't."

"Show me." Olivia said, handing Maya the mouse. She sighed and looked at the tags on the post. She clicked on one and handed Olivia the mouse. She shoved Tony off the chair so she could sit down and see what horrors the internet had cooked up.

"It might take a bit to find something cause usually there's a lot of decent enough surface stuff. Most people aren't brave enough to post NSFW for couples that exist in real life... But there are those weird people..." Maya said. "And unfortunately, you and Loki provide the best oppertunity out of all of us..."

"Well, I'll grant the decent artists this, their work is cute." Olivia said half heartedly while still furiously scrolling. Then she saw it. She went furiously red and nearly broke the mouse in her hand.

"Damn, I don't think I need to ask you about your sex life anymore. I'll just scroll through here." Tony said, laughing. Olivia turned to look at him with the angriest of expressions, steam practically pouring out of her ears.

"Do you think this is funny? Do you get off on this, or are you just sick?" She snarled.

"Told you it was a bad idea...." Maya sighed. Tony immediately paled, realizing he screwed up.

"Hey, chill, Khaleesi, it's a joke." He said.

"Well, I don't think it's very funny." Olivia hissed, getting right up in Tony's frightened face. Her temper rivaled that of Bruce's if someone said the wrong thing. It rather reminded Tony of how Loki acted in 2012, sans the evil grin (unless Olivia really wanted to scare him). "If you so much as breathe another word about any of this, especially to the team, I will gut you, slowly and painfully, and I will spread your entrails out on the lawn for Halloween decorations. Are we clear?"

"Yes, milady." Tony squeaked. He only ever used that address when horribly frightened. Usually it was "Yes, ma'am" when being provoked by Nat or Val. Pepper was a "Yes, dear." Come to think of it, Tony got yelled at a lot.

"Good."

"Wow. And I didn't even show you the worst atrocity known to mankind." Maya said. Olivia's face went into an angry warning face.

"That wasn't the worst?" She asked.

"N-no, it wasn't. There are people who ship us with people we're not with. It can get really bad."

"How bad?"

"Well... For starters, there are things called 'Crack Ships' where you ship two people ironically or from two different universes. There's stuff I've seen like Clint and Merida from Brave or even you and Thomas Sharpe. But there's way grosser ships... Tony and Peter, for one thing-"

"THAT'S DISGUSTING! PETER IS LIKE MY SON, ALRIGHT?" Tony practically roared.

"And there's Loki and Tony, there's probably some moron who ships me and Tony... There's less disgusting things like you and Valkyrie, Carson and Steve... But then there's the mother of all bad ships." Maya continued.

"There's ships that are worse than what you just listed?" Olivia asked in a low growl.

"Well... Yeah. And while Peter and Tony is supremely gross... Here, I know the tag exists somewhere." Maya gulped before scanning the browser for a few seconds. She saw the tag she was looking for, clicked it, and half closed the computer. "Be forewarned, it's disgusting, the logic behind it is warped as hell, and I'll be standing back so I don't get computer chunks stuck in me. Mr. Stark, you should do the same."

"Why?" Tony asked.

"Just trust me."

Maya stepped back from the computer and allowed Olivia to sit back down. Maya and Tony bolted to the back of the lab in search for cover. She slowly opened the lid...

"What the everloving fuck??" Olivia swore loudly.

"What? What is it?" Tony asked.

"Well... If someone is adopted... Is it okay to ship them with their adoptive sibling?" Maya asked rhetorically and meekly.

"Oh hell no."

Maya could see Olivia practically shaking in anger. She gripped the mouse with an iron grip as she scrolled down further into the cursed tag. She finally slammed the lid closed with furious strength. Tony could almost hear the screen cracking. Olivia picked up the laptop with both hands, her magic pulsating around them. In the blink of an eye, the computer exploded into metal and plastic pieces with a green flash. Maya and Tony ducked for cover as Olivia stomped her way back up the stairs.

"Well... She took that better than I thought." Maya said.

"No kidding."

***

"Hey, Livvy, you're back. Wanda made fettuccini alfredo if-" Clint started, not noticing the Asgardian's steaming demeanor. She looked over at him with a scrunched nose and a mad bull look in her eyes. She summoned a dagger and threw it so it just barely missed Clint's face, sticking in the wall behind him. Everyone looked at her with a shocked expression.

"I'll reheat my plate later." She grumbled, stomping to the training gym. Everyone looked at Loki with an expectant look.

"Well, what do you expect me to do about it?" He asked.

"Comfort your girlfriend, idiot." Nat snapped. Loki rolled his eyes.

"Trust me, when she's this angry, it's best to just leave her alone."

They all heard an enraged yell from the gym, followed by the sound of something either exploding or destroying something else. The team looked at Loki again with even more expectant gazes. He sighed, threw up his hands in surrender, and headed for the gym.

Loki looked inside and saw Olivia practically assaulting a training dummy identical to another one against the opposite wall and in at least 5 pieces.

"What happened?" Loki asked her.

"Don't ask." Olivia practically snarled, blasting the dummy so it landed next to it's felled companion, this one in 3 pieces. It was rare that Loki saw here this furious.

"Is there anything I can do?" He asked.

"Well, the dummies are in pieces, so sparing with me might be useful." She said, dusting her hands off. Loki looked at the broken dummies and suppressed a nervous gulp.

"If it'll help."

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A/N

I hate Pinterest algorithms sometimes for the same reason Olivia went nuts in the gym. I gotta be careful what I pin cause what I see as brotherly companionship, Pinterest sometimes sees as an excuse to say "Hey, have some [Censored] art that's borderline NSFW!"

Anyways, just a funny piece :3