Guys

I'm sorry to tell you this

But I'm about to ruin your whole childhood

I'm actually like
Really sad right now
I just
You'll see why

Okay, so look at this picture

You know who that is, right?

Spell it out for me

Was it Santa Clause?

Well, if you spelled it Santa Clause, I'm sorry to inform you that his name has been Santa Claus this whole. fucking. TIME.

I just
I don't even know what to say.
I'm
I'm done.
So. Fucking. Done.