Here we see you flying through the air while eating a sandwich because you used Spinel as a slingshot and you then pull out a parachute to slow down your fall and land on the ground and you take it off and walk around the palace. As you walk by two random peridots, they came up with the idea to use slingshots as a revolutionary way of going around Homeworld. Sometime later, we see Crystal Gems Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl arrive on Homeworld and they see numerous gems flying through the air in slingshots including and unexpectedly Lapis Lazulis.

Garnet: "Didn't see this coming."

Pearl: "Why would they make these slingshots?"

We then see Spinel pop out from behind Garnet as they were surprised by her presence.

Spinel: "That's because a human came by to see the diamonds through the warp and he wanted me to use me as a slingshot to get to the Diamond's palace quicker and then the peridots made these sling shots, come on try them!"

We then see the gems get on the slingshot and we see them launch into the air and we see them flying in the air as they look at Spinel and she acts like it's normal. Amethyst then sees a Ruby and a Pearl fly by.

Random Pearl: *flying by*"Hey Ruby, how's the commute?"

Random Ruby: *flying by*"Can't complain."

Pearl then sees a Zircon, a Sapphire, and a Peridot flying next to each other reading a magazine called Naughty Gems Monthly and they open up a folding page that reveals a picture of a Rose Quartz in lingerie and when Pearl looks over to see the picture she immediately blushed bright light blue and quietly look away. Garnet then sees a large group of gems made up of Rubies, Peridots, and quartzes fly over her head as we see two rubies see their stop.

Random Ruby: "This is our stop."

We then see the rubies then grab onto some bars and then they land on the ground and they head into a bowling alley. We then see the gems arrive at the palace and make a safe landing and head into the palace where they see Blue Diamond crying with tears of joy of seeing you again as she's hugging you to her face.

B. Diamond: "It is good to see that you're alive! I thought you were dead! I never meant for you to get hurt! I am so sorry!"*feels you hugging her face*"Oh, you forgive me."

Amethyst: *while crying*"Yo, quit with the water works."

B. Diamond: "Sorry."*puts you on the ground*"It's been awhile since I met him."

Garnet: "2 years ago you took him away from Earth and placed him in the human Zoo."

(Y/N): "Jay-Ten now lives with me in my apartment, along with several other people."

Amethyst: "Dude, Steven told us you were chill about Blue Diamond nabbing ya."

(Y/N): "Cool."

Pearl: *whispers to Garnet*"Garnet, he's like a human version of you."

Garnet: "I see."*to you*"(Y/N), you can't just carelessly put your life in danger everyday, you are a human and you can get hurt."

(Y/N): "Okay."

You then leave the area and take the slingshot back to the warp pad.

Pearl: "Well that went well."

Later, we see you back on Earth and you walk to a cave where you see a strong and powerful warrior bashing boulders for training, her name is Jasper. Jasper then sees you and stops training as you take a seat on a stump.

Jasper: "What do you want?"

You then hold up a Homelander action figure and you show it to her.

Jasper: "What is this?"

(Y/N): "Someone that is familiar to you, you can find him in New York."

Jasper: "Familiar how?"

(Y/N): "You'll see."

Sometime later, we see you sitting at home and you are watching the news about the attack at Seven Tower and the murder of Homelander.

TV: "The murder of our nation's great hero Homelander has left Americans across the nation distraught and mourning. The suspect appears to be a large muscular woman with orange skin with stripes on her body, authorities are still looking for this suspect."

We then see Jasper come into your apartment and sit with you on the couch.

Jasper: "He was familiar to me alright, he reminded me of the past or another future, I can't believe humans can be as bad as gems."

(Y/N): "So now you think what you did in the past was bad?"

Jasper: "My diamond fought against herself to protect this planet, I thought Earth was a prison but I was wrong. I've been on this rock for 2 years and I've been shattered from training Steven how to use his new power just to get him to fight me and now I've killed a human just to prevent history from repeating itself."

(Y/N): "I'd say he deserves it, you should head out before Steven sees you or the cops show up."

Jasper: "Alright and thank you, for giving me a chance to contribute to protecting Earth, my home."

(Y/N): "No problem."

We then see Jasper leave the room as we see Yubelluna sit with you in a bathrobe, a towel wrapped around her head, and a cup of coffee in her hand and she takes a sip of it.

Yubelluna: "You sent Jasper off on Homelander did you?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

Yubelluna: "You have connections to the strangest of people."

(Y/N): "I know."

Later, at the Apartment Complex's penthouse, we see you enter the room and you see your mothers, one of them is a round, plus size woman with dark skin with a J Cup size and is 5 foot 2 inches tall and the other is a 6 foot 11 inch tall woman with white skin but has a size G to H breasts and their names are Macy and Zira were worried about you and Zira hugged you tightly.

Zira: "What were you thinking!?! We were worried about you!?! Why do you always put yourself in danger!?!"

(Y/N): *while having your head between Zira's breasts**muffled*"When you are born with autism and you live in a world where superheroes, monsters, demons, and space aliens are the norm, it's a routine."

Macy: *looks up to Zira*"Honey, he has proven that he can take care of himself. I've told you this like a thousand times. Don't you remember how we first met?"

Zira: *lets go of you*"You used to be a daredevil called Ms. Ton and when you crashed your bike I was the one who nursed you back to health."

Macy: "Long walks on the beach in between stunts, eating steak at our steakhouse."

Zira: "Our first kiss in Cocoa Beach, Florida."*sighs happily*"Those were the days."

Macy: "When I rode my motorcycle with you onboard you were holding on tight on my boobs."

Zira: *blushes bright red**nervously laugh*"Macy, not in front of our son."

Macy: "He has several women living in his apartment. I'm sure he's man enough to hear it."

(Y/N): "She personally told me that story herself, you were a bit too handsy mama."

Zira: *giggles*"Guilty as charged."*gets picked up by Macy in a bridal position*"Whoa."*giggles*"Honey, not too rough."

Macy: "You may be taller than me, but I'm the alpha dog baby~."

We then see your mothers make out for a few minutes as you look at the ceiling until they stop and you see Zira covered in Macy's lipstick.

Zira: "Sorry about that sweetie."*clears her throat*"Anyways, we are glad you are safe."

Macy: "Hey, walking past stuff you deal with on a daily basis reminds me of my daredevil days, and my highschool days. Bashing around perverts left and right, the only reason why I didn't have a man of my own is because I'm into women. I may not be as tall as most of the women in my school but I don't mind because I like a woman taller than me. How do you think I got with your mother?"

Zira: *blushes*"Oh Macy, you flatter me."

Macy: "What can I say, I have a type."

Zira: "That explains why we have a display case for Mount Lady Memorabilia."

Macy: "Having a joyride in her house sized boobs is on my bucket list."

Zira: "I know."

Macy: "And she's relatively around the same age as our son, they would be dating and she can be our daughter in law. That's probably wishful thinking on my part."

(Y/N): "Yeah, well I'm going to do some antique shopping, see ya."

Zira: "Make sure you wear your safety helmet to protect yourself."

Macy: "Zira honey, stop worrying yourself, he'll be fine. He got my daredevil skills."

Zira: "But-"

Macy: "Honey, think about it, if he can't take care of himself out there where there are monsters and heroes bashing their skulls he wouldn't be standing here right now."

Zira: "Alright, alright. I'll take your word for it."

Later, we see you at an antique shop and you come by a map to El Dorado in a picture frame. You then grab it and make the purchase and head out of the antique store. You then head home and you hear something and then you quickly backflip over the incoming object and when you make landing you see the speeding object was a centaur named Centorea Shianus.

Centorea: "How fortuitous to meet you. I am known as Centorea Shianus, proud member of the centaur race, and you must be the man who is destined to be my master."

(Y/N): "Nice to meet you, my name is (Y/N). And I have to guess you have special permission to find your homestay on your own?"

Centorea: "Indeed master."

(Y/N): "Well alright."

We then see a guy on a motorcycle driven by a girl named Barbi Minerva and snatched her purse.

Barbi: "My purse!"

The guy drove by you and Centorea and she pulled you out of the way of his path at the last moment.

Centorea: "That ruffian should look at where he's going."

(Y/N): *muffled*"I'd say, you're suffocating me."

Centorea: *sees your head in her breasts*"Oh!"*lets go of you**blushes*"I must apologize, master."

(Y/N): "It's fine."

Centorea: "We must stop that thief."

(Y/N): *looks up and sees Superman in the sky*"Let's use brains instead of brawn."

You then pull out a quarter and you toss it at some rusty fire escape and then it falls over on the purse thief as Superman didn't expect that to happen.

Superman: "Did not see that coming."

You then pick up the purse and you head back to Barbi and give it back to her.

(Y/N): "I think this is yours."

Barbi: "Oh thank you."

Centorea: "Such a noble thing to do, master."

(Y/N): "You're welcome."

Centorea: "Where did you learn such a skill?"

(Y/N): "You have to be on the Autism Spectrum."

Centorea: "What is this Spectrum you speak of?"

Sometime later, we see you in the living room explaining the autism spectrum to Centorea and she was fascinated about it.

Centorea: "So you see the world a different way? Interesting."*sees a small device on the table*"What's this?"

Centorea then activates the device and a holographic display appears and both you and Centorea see the diamonds.

(Y/N): "Oh yeah, I was about to call them."

B. Diamond: "Hello (Y/N), it's good to see you again. White, Yellow this is (Y/N), he's the strange human I found and brought to Pink's zoo."

Y. Diamond: "He seems like a normal human to me."

(Y/N): "Appearances can be deceiving."

Y. Diamond: "I see."

(Y/N): "I was at the market today and I was in the crossfire of another battle between the Superhero Girls and the Supervillain Girls, while the market was destroyed, I managed to get supplies for the month."

W. Diamond: "How did you manage to survive that?"

(Y/N): "It's normal when you live in a world where people like you 3 exist."

Y. Diamond: "I... see."*sees Centorea*"And who's this?"

(Y/N): "Centorea, she's a centaur."

W. Diamond: "Ah yes, I was reading about those creatures the other day. How's Steven?"

(Y/N): "His Pink State is surging up again but I found someone to help him with that."

Meanwhile with Steven, we see him training with Izuku Midoriya and All Might along with other Pro Heroes.

Steven: *breathing heavily*" Are we... done?"

Mt. Lady: "You need to learn how to control your growths, you got the punching and kicking down already. You just need to control how big you can get, watch and learn."

We then see Mount Lady turn giant as Steven was shocked to see how big she is.

Mt. Lady: "Alright now you try."

Steven then activates his Pink State and now his head is 5000x bigger than the rest of his body and then he falls down on his back.

Mt. Lady: "Nice work, we'll work our way to the rest of your body next time."

Back to you

W. Diamond: "Thank goodness, last time he had that he nearly shattered us."

(Y/N): "Good thing you survived without getting shattered into pieces, in charge or not you shine like the stars in the sky."

W. Diamond: *blushes*"Oh stop."

Cerea: "You have a way with words, master."

(Y/N): "What's with this master stuff, Centorea?"

Cerea: "Call me Cerea, and to answer your question. I am devoted to be your servant and you're my master."

(Y/N): "Pearl had a master and nowadays she does whatever she wants. Right now she's at her first strip club because she has never been to one."

Cerea: "Why would she go to a brothel?"

(Y/N): "Well she told me that she's trying them out to see why humans like places like that."*hears the doorbell*"That must be her."

You then answer the door and you see Pearl on your doorstep covered in lipstick.

Pearl: "Can I borrow your shower?"

(Y/N): "Sure."

Cerea: "What happened to you?"

Pearl: "Human females seduced me and...this happened, humans are terrifying."

(Y/N): "Ahem."

Pearl: "With some exceptions of course."

(Y/N): " Thank you."

We then see Pearl head to your bathroom and you then hang up the portrait of the map to El Dorado on the wall.

(Y/N): "I think I should do an expedition to the city of El Dorado."*to Cerea*"Does that sound like a good idea?"

Cerea: " Hm looking for a lost city would be a dangerous journey, it would not be wise to go alone."

(Y/N): "Guess I'll bring some people along. I know the right people."

Later, in Beach City, we see you hold a map to El Dorado to Lapis can Peridot and you ask them if Jasper can come along.

Lapis and Peridot: "WHAT!?!?!"

Lapis: "You want Jasper to go with you!?! On a treasure hunt!?!"

(Y/N): "Yeah, why?"

Peridot: "She's horrible, she tried to beat Steven in a fight even if it means corrupting herself!"

Lapis and Peridot then hear a wall break down and they see Jasper herself walk up to you.

Jasper: "I'm in, I must repay you for helping me to realize what I have done wrong. It took me beating a human who thought he's better than everyone."

Lapis and Peridot: "......What?"

(Y/N): *sees two lapis lazulis, Eyeball, and Aquamarine arguing with each other*"I'll take them as well."

Lapis: "You're kidding right?"

Sometime later, you explained to the 4 gems about the expedition.

Mean Lapis: "No way."

Nice Lapis: "I think it would be fun."

Aquamarine: "We are not gonna take orders from a human."

Eyeball: "And there's no way you can make us."

(Y/N): "I can, I bet my mama can."

The four gems then saw Macy come into their view and she was looking at them with a stern look on her face.

Aquamarine: "What? You think another human like her would make us change our minds?"

Macy: "You 4 be nice to my son, he wants to go on a treasure hunt and he needs your help."

Aquamarine: "You can't make us human!"

Macy: "Don't you dare raise your voice on me missy."

Aquamarine: "What makes you the boss of me!?!"

Macy: "1."

Aquamarine: "That won't work on me."

Macy: "2."

Aquamarine: "Alright fine. I'll go with him."

Lapis Lazulis: "How did you do that?"

Macy: "I was a babysitter in my younger years and I raised my own kid."*pinches Aquamarine's cheeks*"Plus she's a cutie."

Aquamarine: "I am not cute! Stop pinching my cheeks."

Nice Lapis: "Lapis, let's pinch her cheeks."

We then see the Lapis lazulis pinch Aquamarine's cheeks.

Aquamarine: "Get off of me you lazulis!"

Nice Lapis: *while pinching Aquamarine's cheeks*"Aw but you're cute."

Aquamarine: "Can this get any worse?"

Sometime later, we see Aquamarine in a baby carrier and Jasper is carrying her.

Aquamarine: "This is humiliating."

Eyeball: *cries in tears of sadness*"That should've been me!"

Jasper: "Now where are we going?"

(Y/N): "Into the stars, but first a phone call."

You then set up a briefcase with a satellite system and you activate it and speak into the microphone.

(Y/N): "Heimdall."

We then see a beam of energy from the sky pick you and the gems up from the Earth and then you all end up on a different part of the galaxy and the gems see a man in a suit of gold armor holding a sword.

Heimdall: "What is it, child of Midgard?"

(Y/N): "Can I see the king?"

Heimdall: "Follow me."

You and the gems then follow as the gems are amazed by the sights of the mystical realm of Asgard.

Aquamarine: "What is this place?"

(Y/N): "Asgard, realm of the gods of Norse Mythology and home of one of the Earth's mightiest heroes, Thor."

Lapis Lazulis: *sees the rainbow bridge*"Oooo."

You and the others arrive at the throne room where they see the Crowned King of Asgard and All Father Odin Borson on the throne.

Heimdall: "All Father Odin, a child of Midgard and warriors from beyond the stars seek an audience with you."

Odin: "You may leave Heimdall, I'll speak to them myself."

Heimdall: "As you may wish."

Heimdall then leaves the throne room and heads back to the bifrost as Odin turns his attention to you and the gems.

Odin: "What brings you here to the realm of Asgard?"

(Y/N): "We seek one of your own to join us in our expedition to find the lost city of gold called El Dorado."

Odin: "Hmm, do you seek the Warriors Three?"

(Y/N): "Uh no."

Odin: "Do you seek a fierce maiden that is Lady Sif?"

(Y/N): "Not really."

Odin: "Then what about my son? Thor Odinson, Crowned Prince of Asgard and God of Thunder?"

(Y/N): "I'm here for his brother."

Then the guards in the room widened their eyes and turned to Odin.

Guard: "Y-your highness, we cannot let him be free-"

Odin: "Now hold on." *To you* "For what reason do you want my... other son?"

(Y/N): "I believe in second chances."

Odin: "Hmm, Heimdall told tales of you, you walk the path of tremendous peril and yet, you survive all the danger thrown your way, he even told me of the tale of-"*points at Jasper*"-this one, she slain the monster known as Homelander who was convinced by you to slay the beast to give her a chance of redemption."

Aquamarine: "How do you know that?!"

Odin: "Heimdall's eyes see all throughout the cosmos, that is why he is the gatekeeper of the bifrost."

Aquamarine: "He sees everything?"

Odin: "Everything, even the one who captured the humans of midgard and a champion of Midgard named Steven Universe."

Eyeball: "I think he's talking about you Aquamarine."

Odin: "And you small warrior, when Steven healed your wounds you tried to destroy him and even after you knew about his mother, you refused to follow him. If your diamond was alive, you would be a disgrace to her."

Eyeball then widened her eye and realized what she had done.

Eyeball: "I....am so ashamed."

(Y/N): "You did try to kill him so..."

Eyeball: "You're not helping!"

(Y/N): "I'm just expressing my opinion, that's all."*to Odin*"So what do you say, would you give him a second chance?"

Odin: "Hmmm, very well. Guards bring him to the throne room."

We then see the guards leave the room to retrieve Odin's second child. We then see the guards bring back Loki Laufeyson the Crowned Prince of Asgard and God of Mischief and he was in cuffs.

Loki: *sees Odin*"Hello, father." *sees you* "Who's this?"

Odin: "A child of Midgard."

Loki: "I see, he's the one from Heimdall's tales. What brings him-"*sees the gems*"-and his friends to Asgard?"

Odin: "He has summoned you to join his expedition to find a lost city known as El Dorado as a path to your redemption."

Loki: "Surely you jest right?"

(Y/N): "I am serious and if you step out of line, I heard that Lapis Lazulis and Quartz Soldiers can pack some big punches."

Loki: *Sees the Lapises form water hands and Jasper crack her knuckles*"Right, very well I will go on this expedition with you and these gems."

(Y/N): "Glad you can join us."

Odin: "What else do you want from Asgard?"

(Y/N): "Hm, well..."

Later, we see Stormfront in her mansion in the pool as we then see the bifrost sent you all onto her backyard and she was surprised to see you and the others.

(Y/N): "Hey Stormfront."

Stormfront: "This place has a front door here right? Anyways, what do you want, kid? I'm already tired from all of the autograph hounds."

(Y/N): "Well it's not one of your posters but it's a map to El Dorado, wanna come along?"

Stormfront: "Guess it would be a good vacation for me. I'm in."

(Y/N): "Cool."

Loki: "Would this be everyone?"

(Y/N): "3 more."

Sometime later, at a trailer, we see you knock on the door and we see a girl with purple and blue hair named Aria Blaze answer it.

Aria: "What do you want?"

You then show Aria then map to El Dorado and then she turns to her sisters.

Aria: "Hey Adagio, this kid has some old map to El Dorado."

Adagio: *comes to the door*"What?"*sees the map*"Well this is interesting."

(Y/N): "Wanna come along?"

Aria: "Hm, well we don't have anything better to do, sure."

(Y/N): "Good to hear, now let's go shopping for some supplies."

We later see you and the others gather camping gear, supplies, and plenty of food.

(Y/N): "Okay is that everything on the list?"

Sonata: *Checks the list* "We got tents, food, supplies, stuff to make S'mores, and a lot of games in case we get bored."

(Y/N): "Alright we're ready."

You and the others make the purchase as Selina then sees you walk by and she pickpocketed the map and takes a look at it.

Selina: "Ooo, the map to El Dorado."

???: "Uh that's not yours."

Selina then sees you and the others looking at her.

(Y/N): "And you're not the only one with a good set of hands."*pulls out a diamond bracelet*"Nice bling."

Selina: "Alright you caught me."

(Y/N): "What do you want?"

Selina: "I want in."

(Y/N): "On one condition."

Selina: "What is it?"

Later, on a plane, we see Selina sitting with the Villain Girls in first class and she was not happy.

Harleen: "Hey kitty cat, it's great to be on a plane with ya, don't ya think? Huh huh?"

Selina: "I can't believe he used my love for jewelry to force me to bring you all along."

We then see a flight attendant walk up to Leslie Willis and talk to her.

Flight attendant: "Ma'am please turn off your cell phone, the pilots are getting some interference."

Leslie: "Ugh, fine whatever."

We then see the flight attendant leave as you look at Leslie.

(Y/N): "Your phone is off right?"

Leslie: "Yeah, when you have electric powers you interfere with a lot of electrical equipment. You want me to turn off my powers. I have to be asleep."

You then put headphones on Leslie's head and then you plug them to a Sony Sports Walkman and you play some soothing music and then she falls asleep.

Harleen: "Aww she's sleeping like a baby."

Mean Lapis: "Why are we taking a plane? We can fly."

Loki: "Not everyone in this group can fly."

Nice Lapis: "Where's Aquamarine?"

Meanwhile below deck, we see Aquamarine in an animal cage and she was not happy. Back to you.

(Y/N): "We so much have enough money for so many tickets. We have to improvise, besides let's have some fun in South America before the treasure hunt."

We then see Leslie fall unconsciously onto your shoulder as we see Harleen take a picture of that moment.

Loki: "And what would that be?"

Sometime later, we see you all in Rio De Janeiro where we see you all at a beach and you were seen taking a nap while getting some rays while Harleen was building a sand castle.

Harleen: *finishes building her castle*"There we go."*sees you sleeping*"Man (Y/N) really went to sleep."

We see Jasper and Doris lifting weights and they both beat every man on the beach in the weight lifting competition.

Pam: "Should we wake him up?"

Harleen: "Nah, let's let him sleep this one."

Leslie then sprayed whip cream on your hand and then she tickled your nose and then you hit her in the face with a handful of whip cream.

Harleen: *Laughs* "Hahahaha...! He gotcha there Sparky! Hahahah!"

Meanwhile with Selina, we see her pickpocketing some women of their jewelry and taking them for herself.

Selina: "Man what a haul, Brazil does have its riches."

We see Eyeball, the Lapis Lazulis, and Aquamarine play volleyball against the Dazzlings, Stormfront, and Carol.

We see Eyeball jump into the ball and serve them a fireball as we see Carol use her ring to make a tennis racket and knock the ball back to the other team.

Aria: "Eat that shrimp!"

Eyeball: "I'm a gem!"

Eyeball then grabs the ball as we see water hands grab the ball and serve it to the other team as the other team got out of the way from the ball and it was the Lapis Lazulis who served the ball.

Nice Lapis: "This is so fun. What's this game called again?"

Adagio: *spits out sand*"Volleyball."

We see you still sleeping as some of the Brazilian women see you.

Brazilian woman: " Hi there, who's your friend?"

Harleen: "Oh that's (Y/N) he's sleeping right now. And he's a very heavy sleeper."

Leslie: *Covered in whip cream* "And a prank backfired on me."

Pam: "He has autism just so you know."

Leslie: *Remembers* "Ohh, yeah, I forgot about that until you brought it up."

Brazilian Woman: "He seems like a cutie for a autistic kiddo."

Harleen: "Well he's a cutie but he doesn't really understand a girl's feelings until a girl just smooches him on the lips. Or bluntly tell him."

You then wake up and you see Pam, Leslie, and Harleen talking to the Brazilian woman.

(Y/N): *Yawns* "Oh hey girls, who's your new friend?"*sees Leslie covered in whip cream*" And why are you covered in whip cream?"

Leslie: "Prank gone wrong."

Brazilian Woman: "So what brings you all to Brazil?"

(Y/N): "Vacation."

Harleen: "We're taking some down time, that's all."

Brazilian Woman: "I see, you know most men from USA just came here for the butts. Like this one."*spanks her own butt*"See?"

(Y/N): "Well they're either gynacologists or perverts."

Brazilian Woman: "You seriously said that with a straight face?"

Harleen: *Whispers* "Autistic, remember?"

Brazilian woman: *Remembers* "Oh yeah."*to you*"Seriously, have you ever touched a girl's butt before?"

(Y/N): "Nope."

Brazilian Woman: "Even if they let you?"

Flashback sequence

We see Zee sitting next to you on the couch watching the news and she smiled a bit.

Zee: "Hey sweetie, do you ever wonder what a girl's butt felt like~?"

(Y/N): "Nope."

Zee: "Wanna feel mine?"

(Y/N): "Nope."

Zee's eye twitched and she facepalmed herself.

End of flashback.

Harleen: "And then we had to calm Zee down, after she sat on (Y/N)'s lap."

(Y/N): "I moved to my room to watch the news, she was in the way when I was watching the news when she was sitting on my lap."

Brazilian Woman: "What was the news about?"

(Y/N): "It was about an all-demihuman band taking a world tour and the weather."

Brazilian Woman: "Huh, neat, so you seriously never touched a woman's butt before?"

(Y/N): "Nope."

Brazilian Woman: "Do you ever wonder what they felt like?"

(Y/N): "What's the point?"

Brazilian Woman: "Uh well, to feel how soft and round it is and to make a woman feel good."

(Y/N): "Yeah I still don't get why people do that to women, I just don't see the point of that so I just don't do that at all."

Brazilian Woman: *to the girls*"Okay I know that he's autistic but seriously? How is it a hard concept to follow for him?"

(Y/N): "I am right here."

Harleen: "He just doesn't get women even if he has several girlfriends."

Pam: "He can be a bit clueless sometimes."

Leslie: "What boy isn't clueless?"

Meanwhile in Amity Park we see Danny sneeze.

Paulina: "What's with you?"

Danny: "Don't know, someone must be talking about me?"

Back to you.

Brazilian Woman: "Okay can you at least try feeling my butt at least? So you get a general idea of what it's like."

(Y/N): " Hm, I don't see why not. But are you sure you're okay with it? I don't wanna do something you don't like."

Brazilian Woman: "Don't worry, just do it."

(Y/N): "Okay."

You then place your hands on the woman's butt and you then feel every inch of it.

(Y/N): "Hmm, I see your butt is the size of 2 soccer balls, which is 28 inches in diameter for each cheek."

Brazilian Woman: "Are you serious right now?"

(Y/N): "Hmm, not really, it feels more like 2 pumpkins, 192 inches at best for each cheek."

Brazilian Woman: "You touched my butt and you did the math in your head to measure it?"

(Y/N): "I guess so, brazilian women often grow to large proportions around the lower body."

Brazilian Woman: "Well alright then, but the point of feeling a girl's butt is not to measure them but to show that you appreciate the girl's work on their body, and to make things entertaining in the bedroom."

(Y/N): "What do you mean?"

Brazilian Woman: *facepalms*"Seriously? I'm out of here."

We then see the woman leave as you were a bit confused.

(Y/N): "What was with that lady?"

Harleen: "She was teaching you about feeling butts and you don't know what comes next?"

(Y/N): "You mean sex? I have read a lot of books since I was 4."

Flashback

We see you at age 4 reading about human anatomy as we see Zira and Macy come into the room and see you reading.

Zira: "(Y/N), whatcha reading?"

(Y/N): "Human anatomy, are babies made from male sperm and female eggs?"

Macy: "Uh....yes?"

(Y/N): "But you two are females, how is it possible?"

Macy: "Oh that's easy."

Zira: "Macy no."

Macy: "To answer your question, I have-"

End of Flashback

Girls: "A penis?!"

Leslie: "Your mama Macy has a sausage between her legs!?"

(Y/N): "Yep, that's how I learned about the birds and the bees."

Pam: "That explains all of your straight A's in Sex Ed."

(Y/N): "Yep, books and mama Macy taught me a lot about the birds and the bees."

Leslie: "Hey where's Loki?"

We see Loki disguised as a pizza guy come to you and the others and he was holding a pizza and then he changed into his normal clothes.

Loki: "Pizza anyone?"

You then eat a slice and you take another nap as the girls look over you.

Leslie: "Man he can really sleep."

Sometime later, we see you and the others are out on the trail to find the lost city of El Dorado by following a series of landmarks.

(Y/N): "We'll start with the Eagle's Head Rock and go this direction, let's move everyone." *to Jasper* "Would you help Aquamarine out of that python?"

Everyone then sees Aquamarine inside of the snake as she struggles to move in it.

Aquamarine: *from inside the snake* "GET ME OUT OF THIS BLOODY THING!!!!!"

We see you and the others travel through the jungle and follow the map to El Dorado. We then see it is dusk and you all set up camp for the night as we see you set up your sleeping bag in your tent.

(Y/N): "There we go."

You then head out of the tent and you see everyone at the campfire that Eyeball set up.

Stormfront: "Man my feet ache a bit from all of this walking in the jungle."

Loki: "Not much for the outdoors?"

Stormfront: "I'm more of an indoor person myself."

Aria: "No kidding, you have like 50 selfies of you in your mansion."

Stormfront: "I did that to keep my fans updated about my life."

Loki: "I believe I have seen you before Stormfront, I believe you went by a different name."

Stormfront: "What do you mean?"

Loki: "I think it was Klara Risinger, the first of her kind."

Adagio: "What are you babbling about Loki?"

Sonata: "Are you lying right now?"

Loki: "There are times that I can tell the truth. Anyways, she's the first of Vought's many superheroes."

Aria: "Are you saying that not only she's the first superhero, but she was the wife of the guy who founded Vought?"

Loki: "Indeed, and she was also the hero Liberty."

Stormfront: "Alright, alright I'm a nazi who's a little bit over 100 years old. Happy now?"

Adagio: "You know for a boomer you certainly pick up on how to use modern technology."

Stormfront: "Yeah not really, it took me months to figure out how to work a payphone, I used to use a computer that is made out of tubes rather than transistors, and I use a record player to play music. And yes I still use a record player to play modern day music."

Sonata: "You convert modern music into records just to listen to them?"

Stormfront: "Yes, I do."

Aria: "Wow."

Stormfront: "What about you 3?"

Adagio: "We're not actually from this world, we're from another world called Equestria."

Loki: "I heard stories of such a realm but never seen it."

Aria: "It's filled with ponies, dragons, changelings-"

Adagio: "And us, sirens. Until Starswirl and his fellow pillars slaughtered all of our kind down to extinction and we got banished."

Sonata: "We were gonna get enough magic to get back to Equestria but that didn't work out and we lost our pendants."

The sirens then hold up their pendants and you and the others see them.

Adagio: "It's hard enough to live here, right now it's unbearable to have broken pendants that don't work anymore."

Aria: "It took us months to get our voices back without the pendants."

Loki: "I feel your pain, I was born in Jotunheim, the home realm of the kingdom made up of frost giants. My father Odin, the crowned king of Asgard took me in and raised me alongside Thor Odinson the crowned prince of Asgard. It was bad enough I wasn't raised among frost giants but it's even worse that I was trying to destroy my own people with the combined power of the Bifrost and the ancient artifact that belonged to Jotunheim, the Casket of Ancient Winters. I even killed my real father Laufey out of spite."

Aria: "That's rough."

Jasper: "I feel your pain Loki, for so long I thought the very place I was made from was a prison that I busted out of but Homeworld never felt like home until I came back to Earth. I tried to kill the son of my diamond, Pink Diamond, and I got shattered by him. All my efforts in training him have turned him into a monster and nearly destroyed everyone, even my sister Amethyst. I did nothing to calm Steven down, sometimes I feel like Pink is looking down at me feeling disappointed for what I've done to Steven."

Eyeball: "Join the club, I stood him up at the trial before Steven told the diamonds that he was Pink Diamond's kid. I thought teaming up with Aquamarine to form Bluebird Azurite and making him give the diamonds back their authority over all gems would solve everything. I tried to kill Steven, I almost got him shattered by the diamonds at the trial, and Aquamarine and I tried to kill him ourselves."

Nice Lapis: "Yeah me and Lapis were still terraforming planets even after the Diamonds' reign was over. We got beaten up by another Lapis just to stop and enjoy nature, we Lapis Lazulis had no understanding of the concept of enjoying nature and art until Era 3 became a thing."

(Y/N): "Suzie and Brittany were killing life until they enjoyed it."

Nice Lapis: "Suzie?"

Mean Lapis: "Brittany?"

(Y/N): "We already know one Lapis so I thought I would come up with names for both of you, I had a childhood friend named Susan Murphy before I moved to Metropolis and I like to call her Suzie cause she was nice. I chose Brittany because I think it's a name for a mean girl."

Leslie: "Yeah he got you there Brittany."

Brittany: "Hmm, I like it."

Suzie: "I like my name too."

(Y/N): "You're welcome."

Selina: "That's nice of you to give them something."

(Y/N): "Yep."

Loki: "I see now a secondary purpose of this expedition, you helping us to know each other better."

Pam: "Yeah he has a knack of bringing people together."

Jasper: "Got anything to share?"

Doris: "I got something, I relate to you Jasper. I get strong as much as possible even to the point of turning into a monster, so I took some of my parents' growth serum to get strong and that's how I became Giganta."

Jasper: "What do you mean?"

Doris: "It's one of my parents' many inventions and I just inject the stuff in me and bam I become Giganta."

Eyeball: "I thought your parents were silverback gorillas on steroids?"

Doris: "Nah, they're both just a couple of nerds."

Loki: "Seems like her parents have the brains and she has the brawn, I merely got my brains from my biological father Laufey while Thor got his brawn from Odin."

(Y/N): "What about you Pam? Got anything to share?"

Pam: "Well, I just mostly spend my time with all my plants, especially the one dad gave me. It blooms on my birthday and Chapin just took it away from me when I got detention."

(Y/N): "Oh, well sorry to hear that, but don't you ever spend time with people? What about your old Gothem buddies Harleen and Selina?"

Pam: "Harleen is a friend but not a best friend, same goes to Selina. I just joined the team to socialize with humans more because Phil told me to make some human friends."

Harleen: "Eh makes sense to me."

Selina: "Well I am not much of a plant person myself but Pam was a change of pace for me."

(Y/N): "Well it's good to see you are making some progress, but what about other people?"

Pam: "Well Jessica is more of a nuisance and don't get me started with Hal."

Carol: "Same here sister, he broke up with me twice on Valentine's day."

Jasper: "I know the feeling."

(Y/N): "Well Pam, despite Jess being a bit stubborn, she was just trying to be your friend."

Leslie: "How did you meet the hippie anyways?"

(Y/N): "Well it all started with bunny adoption day at the animal shelter."

Flashback

We see Jessica in a sexy bunny outfit and she's holding a sign that says adopt a bunny and men are looking at her funny.

Jessica: "To make it clear, I'm not the one in adoption, okay?"

Random Guy: "Did you say something? Your outfit distracted me."

Jessica: "Please don't look at me like that."

We see you walk by the animal shelter and you see men surrounding Jessica and you head to the manager.

(Y/N): "Excuse me sir, I would like to adopt a bunny."

Manager: "Oh which one?"*sees you point at Jessica*"Why?"

(Y/N): "There are a bunch of perverted men surrounding her and they might do to her what rabbits do best. Would you like that in your conscience?"

Manager: "Uh...."

We then see you signing the adoption papers and paying for the adoption as Jessica was dumbfounded and confused.

Jessica: "What is going on here?"

You then came to Jessica and you gave her the adoption papers.

(Y/N): "I thought I might get you to a better place."

Jessica: "You do realize that I'm not the one in adoption."

(Y/N): "But these are legal documents for the adoption of you."

Jessica: "Can't argue with that logic."

End of flashback

We see Leslie and Harleen laughing out loud.

Leslie: "You adopted her as a pet?"

Harleen: "That is funny! Hahaha!

(Y/N): "I use legal documentation to protect her from being a teen mom."

Leslie: "But still that's so funny! I just wish I got to see that."

You then hold up a picture of you and Jessica still in her bunny costume at your house on the day of the adoption as Leslie and Harleen looked at it trying to contain their laughter as the two burst out laughing while Harleen was rolling around while slamming her fist and feet on the ground.

Leslie: "Oh man that is so awesome!"

Harleen: "Looks like Jessy bunny's got a forever home."

(Y/N): "I gave her an apartment of her own after that and that's how I met her."

Selina: "Ok, thank you for sharing that. You said that you moved to Metropolis, why did you move?"

(Y/N): "It's a sore subject but the reason why I moved is because of my brother."

Girls: "You have a brother?!"

(Y/N): "Of course, I just don't like to talk about him."

Leslie: "Why not?"

(Y/N): "It's... because of my autism. My brother was like everyone else while I'm a special case, my moms paid more attention to me while he's left high and dry."

Carol: "Oh, that must have been tough for him."

(Y/N): "By the time we got into high school he started selling stuff to the black market, going from homemade weapons from leftovers and remains from the battles between heroes and villains, angels and demons, witches and sages. He stole ancient artifacts from museums and from space. By the time he heard about gems living on Earth, he started planning on capturing them and selling them to the highest bidder starting with Jasper."

Jasper: "What?"

(Y/N): "He won't stop with just you, he might go after other gems and even the diamonds."

Jasper: "And you came to me first before your brother did?"

(Y/N): "Pretty much to get you a clear idea what Earth has to fight against you. Before I came to you I had to turn him into the police and the last thing he called me was a heartless, emotionless, monster."

Carol: "That had to be very hard to absorb, let alone from your own family."

(Y/N): "True, but turning him in hurt me a lot more than it hurt him. But it was the only way to keep gems like you safe."

Aquamarine was crying in tears of sadness.

Aquamarine: "I can't believe a human would do that for us!"*hugs you tightly*"I'm sorry!!!!!!"

We then see Eyeball, Brittany, and Suzie hug you and then we see Jasper hug you too as they cry in tears.

Jasper: "On behalf of gems everywhere! Thank you!"

(Y/N): "Anytime."

Leslie: *yawns* "We better get some sleep."

Harleen: "Yeah I'm sleepy too."

Jasper: "Get some rest, I'll keep watch."

Aquamarine: "But gems don't need to sleep."

You then pull out a violin and you play a lullaby as we see Eyeball fall asleep first then we see Suzie and Britany fall asleep at the same time as we see Aquamarine fall asleep on your arm.

Stormfront: "Nice lullaby."

(Y/N): "I am a music instructor."

We see everyone get to their tents and you bring the gems into yours. We then see Britany and Suzie hugging you while you sleep as we see Eyeball and Aquamarine in a small hammock in your tent, we see Leslie open your tent and she takes a picture of you sleeping with two sleeping Lapis Lazulis and sends it to Steven Universe. Meanwhile, Steven then got the text from Leslie and he sees the picture and then does a spit take. Back to you, we see Britanay and Suzie wake up and they see they were sleeping with you and they blushed and they step outside of the tent and we see Leslie sneak up on them.

Leslie: "Busted!"

Brittany and Suzie: "Ah!"

Suzie: *blushes embarrassingly*"We swear we didn't do anything to him at all!"

Leslie: "Let's see what he thinks."

We then see you come out of the tent and you look at Brittany and Suzie.

(Y/N): "I hope you slept well."

Brittany: "We were just hugging, nothing else."

Suzie: "Yeah."

(Y/N): "It happens when people sleep with something that is close to them, I still sleep with a Mt Lady body pillow that my mama Macy gave me for my 3rd birthday. It's not because I like Mt Lady as much as she does, it's because it's the love that comes with the pillow. I understand why you two hug me while you sleep."

Suzie and Brittany were at a loss for words and they blushed as you walk off and prep breakfast as we see Eyeball and Aquamarine come out of the tent yawning.

Eyeball: "Man, is this how humans get their energy?"

Aquamarine: "I had a good sleep." *picks up the Mt. Lady body pillow* "Why is there a human on this pillow?"

(Y/N): *offscreen*"It's just how it was made."

Sometime later, we see everyone back on the trail after they had breakfast.

Suzie: "That was delicious, what was that thing with the square craters on the squares?"

(Y/N): "My famous waffle s'mores made with vegan marshmallows and homemade chocolate."

Harleen: "It was so delicious."

(Y/N): "Thank you."

Adagio: "Where are we now?"

(Y/N): *reads the map*"We passed the piranha river so we should be close to an eternally crying woman with tears like waterfalls."*sees the landmark*"Here it is."

Jasper: *sees what you're seeing*"I don't see it."

Loki: "Perhaps look at it from a different angle."

Jasper and the others then look at the falls at a different angle and see a woman's head with waterfalls for tears.

Suzie: "Woah, that's crazy."

Jasper: "I never knew Earth could make something like this."

Loki: "Nature can be tricky, it's a good thing you brought me along."

Aquamarine: "I never knew Earth could be amazing."

(Y/N): "Alright, one more landmark to go and we have made it to El Dorado and it's a reptile shooting fire from its mouth."

You and the others then follow the trail and then we see you keep following the map as you were walking a fragile tree branch and then it broke as we see Aquamarine quickly fly after you and then everyone then fall off and we see Suzie and Brittany use their powers to catch most of the expedition and then Jasper sees Aquamarine struggling to lift you into the air so she caught you can Aquamarine and she took the fall to the ground. Everyone then got to the ground and sees you, Aquamarine, and Jasper.

Stormfront: "You alright?"

Loki: "Well Jasper survived while the others might not be alright."

(Y/N): *while looking at the map*"Hmm."

Adagio: "Did you seriously not react to the fall from the air?"

(Y/N): "I was reading the map."*sees the final landmark* "Here it is."

You then pointed at a giant rock with carvings on it.

Selina: "A rock? El Dorado is a rock?"

(Y/N): "Hmm."

You then look around the area as Jasper then punches a boulder to pieces.

Jasper: "We came this way for a rock!?"

(Y/N): "We just got to find the secret to this."

Loki: "Let me take a look at the map." *sees you hand the map over to him and takes a look at it* "Hmm, I see. The map only leads to the entrance to El Dorado, not the city itself."

(Y/N): "So we just have to find a way to find the entrance."

Loki: "If they leave the final landmark here."

(Y/N): "Then the entrance has to be nearby. Everyone look around."

You and the others looked around to find the entrance as someone bumped into you. You see a woman in aztec garb and a golden head next to her as if she was carrying it as everyone sees her.

(Y/N): "A local?"

Jasper: "What is she doing here?"

Loki: "She helped us find the entrance. Which is-"

(Y/N): *looks at where she came from* "behind the waterfall of course." *to the woman* "What's your name?"

Chel: "Um...Chel?"

(Y/N): "Oh, you speak my language, I can speak yours." *in aztec* "Hi there I am (Y/N). What were you running from?"

Chel: "Hi (Y/N), I was running from-"

We then see Aztec warriors surround you all and point their weapons at you and the others.

(Y/N): "Oh...them...." *holds up hands* "We surrender."

Doris: "I'm sure we can take this guys."

Loki: *whispers to Doris*"Just play along, we know where the entrance is, but they have the means to go into the city and we don't."

Everyone then holds their hands up and surrenders with you. We then see you and the others following the warriors and they go on boats as you talk to Chel.

(Y/N): "It's great to see people like you, we've been following a map that leads to your city. The people who are with me are my friends Jasper, Aquamarine, Eyeball, Brittany, Suzie, Stormfront, Adagio, Sonata, Aria, Selina, Leslie, Harleen, Doris, Pam, Carol, and Loki."

Chel: "Hey....um...I never met anyone outside the city."

(Y/N): "I'm sure it's hard to get out of your hometown if it has lots of gold."

Selina: "Gold you say?" *holds up the golden head* "Like this?"

Chel then looks in her hands and sees that it's gone.

(Y/N): "She's got a thing for snatching things that aren't hers."

Selina: "I know an amateur thief when I see one."

Chel: "Okay I stole that, but I am a pro where I'm from."

Jasper: *sees a light*"Uh guys?"

You and the others came out of a cave and ended up in the city of El Dorado and you all were amazed by the sights of El Dorado.

Jasper: "By the diamonds, this is beautiful."

Leslie then takes a picture of the city and sends it to Steven. Meanwhile, we see Steven talking to the Crystal Gems on facetime.

Pearl: *on facetime*"I can't believe those Lazulis were sleeping with (Y/N)!"

Lapis L: *on facetime*"Honestly this is weird."

Steven: "Right, but they might like him."

Garnet: *on facetime*"If you think that's shocking, just wait until you see where they are right now."

Steven then gets a text from Leslie and he sees a picture of El Dorado and his eyes widened in shock.

Steven: "WHAT!?!!"

Back to you.

We see you and the others head to the center of the city where you all meet the ruler of the city Chief Tannabok and the High Priest Tzekel-Kan.

Tzekel-kan: "BEHOLD AS THE PROPHECIES HAVE FORETOLD! THE TIME OF JUDGMENT IS NOW! CITIZENS HAVE I NOT PREDICT THAT THE GODS WOULD COME TO US?!"

You and the others then look around and you look at each other.

(Y/N): "Is he talking about us?"

Tzekel-kan: "My lords and ladies, I am Tzekel-kan, your devoted high priest and speaker of the gods."

Suzie: "Hi there."

Tannabok: "I am Chief Tannabok, what names should we call you?"

(Y/N): "I am (Y/N) and this is Jasper, Aquamarine, Eyeball, Brittany, Suzie, Stormfront, Adagio, Sonata, Aria, Selina, Leslie, Harleen, Doris, Pam, Carol, and Loki. It's nice to meet you."

Tzekel-kan then sees Chel and he grabs her as she struggles to get away.

Tzekel-kan: "I see you captured the temple robbing thief, how would you have us punish her?"

(Y/N): "None cause if it weren't for her, we wouldn't be here."

Chel: "That's right, my only wish is to serve the gods."

Aquamarine: "You heard her, release her."

Tzekel-kan then releases Chel and gives her the golden head.

Tzekel-kan: "You will begin to return this back where it belongs."

Tannabok: "My lords and ladies, why now you come to us?"

Tzekel-kan: *to Tannabok*"Don't question them, they're the gods!"

Aquamarine: "That is right! Do not question us or we'll show you our wrath!"

Suzie: *whispers to Aquamarine*"What are you doing?"

Aquamarine: *whispers back*"Doing what I was made for."*outloud and to Tzekel-kan*"Do you want that?"

Tzekel-kan: "Yes we do!"

(Y/N): "We warned ya."

You then snap your fingers as we see the villain girls change into their villain outfits and Loki change into his Asgardian clothing and then we see we see Leslie fire lightning in the sky and Pam controls nearby plants and we see Jasper summon her crash helmet and demonstrate its strength when we see Doris punch it really hard.

Jasper: "Didn't even feel it!"*to the citizens*"Want more?"

You and the others then see the citizens of the city bowing before you all.

(Y/N): "I think they got the message."

We see them all basking in the glory as gods of their culture while you were carried by Jasper on her shoulders as we see Eyeball look at a guy.

Eyeball: "You better respect us or we will unleash our godly might upon you!"

Tzekel-kan: *bows to you and the others*"Oh mighty lords and ladies. Come let me show you to your temple."

(Y/N): "Lead the way."

You and the others then follow the chief and high priest up to the temple. Sometime later, we see you all reach the top and head into the temple.

Jasper: "This will do."

Carol: "Ooo rustic."

We then see Eyeball head to a throne and sit in it.

Eyeball: "So this is what being a diamond is like, I love it!"

Tzekel-kan: "To commemorate your arrival I propose a reverent ceremony at dawn."

Tannabok: "Then perhaps I should prepare a glorious feast for you tonight?"

Tzekel-kan: "Whichever comes first."

(Y/N): "I'd say both."

Tzekel-kan: "As you may wish."

We then see the chief and high priest leave the room as you then take a seat at a throne.

(Y/N): "This is nice."

Aquamarine: *flies to your lap and sits on it*"Ah, to be royalty again. I should've come here a long time ago."

(Y/N): "Well we have to tell one of them the truth about us."

???: "What truth?"

You and the others then see Chel come into the room and walk to you all.

(Y/N): "Hi Chel, you wish to serve the gods, so I'll trust you with this secret."

One explanation later.

(Y/N): "Now you understand."

Chel: "Mmmhmm. Excuse me for one second."

We then see Chel stick her head in water and then she screams into it and pulls her head out.

Chel: "Oh my gosh! It makes sense now!"

(Y/N): "Yep things change when you shut yourself in your own home."

Chel: "So let's get this straight."*points to the gems* "You are all space varying warriors from another planet?" *points to the villain girls* "You are a bunch of supervillains from a far off land?" *Points to the dazzlings* "You are monsters turned humans from another world."*points to Stormfront* "You're a 100 year old nazi superhero." *points to Loki* "You're a real god from a different pantheon."*points to you* "And you're a kid who is special? Did I get it right?"

(Y/N): "Yes."

Chel: "And you all got here because you followed a treasure map?"

Suzie: "We also learned a lot about each other on the journey here."

Chel: "This is gonna be alot to take in."

Leslie: "Just wait until you see where we come from."

(Y/N): "Yeah, we'll bring back a lot of gold as souvenirs of our trip here."

Chel: "You just got here and now you want to leave?"

(Y/N): "Not right away, we can spend a week here. We are on vacation after all."

Chel: "Make sense."

(Y/N): "Once we're done here we can bring some gold back home and we can bring you along so you can explore the world and you can stay at my place."

Chel: "Alright, I'm in."

(Y/N): "I've read a lot about Aztec traditions, cuisine, and sports and you know aztec culture inside and out."

Leslie: "Remind me to ask about your god fanboy?"

Aquamarine: "Yeah what is on about this Tzekel-kan?"

Chel: "He worships the gods and speaks for them about the age of the jaguar where the jaguar cleanses us from the land."

(Y/N): "What do you mean?"

Chel: "It means the prophecy about the coming of the age of the jaguar will mean death to all of us mortals."

Harleen: "What does that mean?"

(Y/N): "I think you're talking about the Spanish's colonization of the Americas in 1493."

Loki: "Heimdall did tell tales about the people of midgard enslaving and slaughtering people like Chel."

(Y/N): "It's what my penpal Shuri told me about when she met Namor and his people."

Selina: "If you ask me El Dorado got lucky."

(Y/N): "True, but I don't think this place will be lucky twice if anyone outside this place finds out, especially my brother. He and his men will burn the city down just to get his hands on the treasure here."

Leslie: "Yikes."

(Y/N): "I always felt he was under the influence of the oldest disease known to man, and that's the 7 deadly sins."

Doris: "Which one?"

(Y/N): "All of them."

Selina: "I was going to say greed."

Leslie: "You're one to talk, you steal jewelry from like 60 stores and 40 museums."

Selina: "Well at least I wasn't the one who thought it would be fun to humiliate people in public."

Leslie: "Touche."

Jasper: "(Y/N), if we ever come across your brother. I'll personally bury him to the ground, all you have to do is give the order."

(Y/N): "Alright."

Carol: "Well I think everyone back home will love to hear about this when we get back."

Harleen: "We can bring souvenirs home, maybe (Y/N) can pick something special for Jessy Bunny."

Chel: "Who?"

Harleen: "It's a nickname for our friend Jessica since (Y/N) adopted her as his own pet bunny when he first met her."

(Y/N): "I did it under legal documents and signed them."

Leslie: "But it was pretty funny to see Jessica in that bunny suit."

Harleen: "I just wish to know that Jess liked (Y/N) being her owner."

Back in Metropolis we see Jessica as she then lets out a sneeze while she is folding her laundry.

Jessica: "Is someone talking about me?"

Back to you.

(Y/N): "Yeah, I'm sure she would when I get back home."

Aquamarine: "So what should we do with our time here?"

(Y/N): "Well we have a feast tonight and a ceremony to go to in the morning, once those are out of the way we can play some sports with them, and then we get a large boat to carry all of the gold and get home."

Selina: "Sounds like a plan to me."

Chel: "Well then."*gives you all some clothing to wear*"Here are some clothes for you all to wear."

(Y/N): "Just give us the clothes, while the gems can change their forms at an instant."

We see the gems shapeshift their clothes to match traditional Aztec garbs.

(Y/N): "See."

Harleen picked up one of the aztec garbs and placed it near her body to see how it would look in the mirror.

Harleen: "It's just a top and a loincloth with my belly exposed

(Y/N): "That's how the Aztecs designed their clothing, not every country has the same sense in clothing."

Selina was seen wearing the aztec garbs as she was seen looking at herself in the mirror.

Selina: "Hmm, I do like the clothing."

Loki: "Well I'll save you the trouble by doing this."

Loki then uses his magic to change his clothing to that of traditional Aztec clothing.

(Y/N): "Looks like we'll be getting dressed and I'm the only guy who has to change into these clothes with no magic or alien powers required, just the old fashion way. Can I get some privacy?"

We then see Loki use his magic to make an illusion of a collapsible dress up wall and you change into the aztec clothing and then you get out of the dressing area and Chel looks at you with awe.

Chel: "Woah..."

(Y/N): "What?"

Chel: "Oh uh nothing."

We see you and the others in Aztec clothing and you all are enjoying the feast.

Harleen: "Mmm, this is good!"

Selina: "And I see Doris chugging down that hot cocoa."

Leslie: "Go for it, chug it down!"

You and the others see Doris chugging down a giant container of hot cocoa.

Everyone: "CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!"

We then see Doris finish the whole thing and throw the container behind her and burp.

Doris: "Give me 3 more of that!"

You and Selina see Jasper dancing with Suzie and they are enjoying themselves until they were about to fuse until the fusion was undone seconds later.

Suzie: "Jasper?"

Jasper then gets flashbacks of her time as the fusion Malachite and when she fused with a corrupted gem just to win a fight and lost and then she runs off back to the temple in a panic as Suzie went after her.

Suzie: "Jasper, wait!"

We see Jasper go into the temple and Suzie follows her and sees her looking down in the pool of water and see her reflection as Suzie comes into the room and goes to Jasper.

Suzie: "Are you alright Jasper?"

Jasper: "The last time I was fused with a Lapis Lazuli, I was trapped in the bottom of the ocean for so long and when I tried to fusing with a corrupted gem I made myself corrupted just to beat Steven. I swore never to fuse again, I used to think that fusion was a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger. Now I think it just turns me into a monster."

Suzie: "No, you just never understood the real meaning of fusion."

Jasper: "I can't fuse with any gem without knowing the consequences of the fusion."

Suzie: "Maybe you just need proper guidance to understand the true meaning of fusion."

Jasper: "You don't understand! I came from the beta kindergarten, a place where failed gems were made! I struggled to be stronger than everyone because of that, because of my diamond! Pink Diamond! Even today I still hated that wretched place! I only came back to that poor excuse of a kindergarten to build an army that is unwilling to follow me! And now look what that got me!"

Jasper then points to the scars and horns on her body from the time when she was corrupted.

Jasper: "It's best to leave me alone for now."

Suzie: "Okay. Well if you need someone to talk to I'll be around."

Suzie then walks off leaving Jasper alone as she then punches her reflection in the water out of anger. Later after the party, we see you head to Jasper and you walk to her and comfort her.

(Y/N): "Jasper, Suzie told me what happened."

Jasper: "So you heard, to the Crystal gems it's home but to me it's a failure of a colony, a place made to fail. I don't want anyone to think I'm a failure."

(Y/N): "You are a failure and that's okay."

Jasper: "What?"

(Y/N): "Failure can be a great teacher, no one is immune to failure. Even White Diamond failed as a ruler of gem kind because she thought removing the parts of a gem that are flawed would make them perfect. Wise words of a wise rock star once said, "if every porkchop were perfect we wouldn't have hotdogs". And if every gem were perfect we wouldn't have-"

Jasper: "Diamonds, of course. It makes sense now."

(Y/N): "Now you're putting it all together, the next time you fuse with someone it would be the right way and not the White Diamond way."

Jasper: "You're right, but I don't know if I can do it."

(Y/N): "It's like a leap of faith, you don't know if you can do it unless you do it."

Jasper: "But I'm worried I'll make the same bad decision."

(Y/N): "It's okay to make bad decisions, soon you'll make the right call. Take Nick Cage for example, he made many horrible movies until he nailed it with National Treasure 2, the greatest movie of all time."

Jasper: "Alright, thanks (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "Your welcome Jasper."

Later in the morning, we see you and the others wake up and you all were on a palanquin and you see Tzekel-kan in a ceremonial outfit.

Tzekel-kan: "Good morning my lords and ladies."

Sonata: "What's with the skull face?"

Tzekel-kan: "For the ceremony my lords and ladies."

Tzekel-kan leaves the palanquin as you all were pretty tired from last night and we see the Sonata and Aria yawning.

Aria: "It's like 9 in the morning."

Sonata: *sees Adagio cuddling and sleeping with you* *Sonata then takes a picture of the moment* "So cute!"

We see you and Adagio wake up and then she was blushing bright red.

Adagio: "I can explain..."

You then casually got up as she covered her face with her hands.

(Y/N): "Same as before, if you have an emotional attachment to something you hug it when you sleep."

You then leave the palanquin as Sonata and Aria smirk at Adagio.

Sonata: "Oooh someone's in love."

Adagio: "Will you just shut up!"

Aria: "Haha! Wow you were a complete mess."

Sonata: "Adagio likes (Y/N)! Adagio likes (Y/N)!"

Then Adagio punched Sonata in the head causing her head to go into her body.

Sonata: *muffled* "Hey! I can see what I ate last night."

Adagio: "I am rusty okay, so restrain yourselves."

You and the others then leave the palanquin and you see a worried look on Chel's face as she spreads blossoms onto the ground under your feet.

(Y/N): "Chel what's going on?"

Chel: "It's not gonna be good."

(Y/N): "What do you mean?"

Tzekel-kan: *to the people in the stands*"This city has been blessed with the presence of the gods and what have we done to show our gratitude? A meal and a celebration?"

Sonata: "I think I like the food."

Stormfront: "Yeah what's next, a sacrifice in our name?"

Tzekel-kan: "The gods deserve a proper tribute!"

You and the others then see Tzekel-kan and some guards bring in a large sack.

Tzekel-kan: "Beginning of a new era! A dawning to a new age! Demands a sacrifice!"

Tzekel-kan uses his magic to open up the sack and reveal a native to El Dorado as you and the others were shocked to see that.

Stormfront: "Oh fuck I was just joking."

Adagio: *to Aquamarine* "The diamonds never had sacrifices to their name right?"

The gems: "Nope."

Loki: "Even I think this is too far."

You then place a hand on Jasper's shoulder and she turns to you and she already knows what to do and you gave her permission to do so. Just when Tzekel-kan was about to commit the sacrifice, Jasper then grabbed the ritual blade from Tzekel-kan and broke it into two.

Jasper: "This is not a proper tribute!"

(Y/N): "This is no way to make a tribute to us, in order for one to call a tribute to someone they have to work hard for it. Remember the past is history, the future is a mystery, and today is a gift which is why it's called the present."

You then toss an apple to a young child and he catches it and he eats it.

Tannabok: "Would this suffice?"

You and the others then see a large heap of gold carried by several women.

(Y/N): "That would do."

Aria: "I bet we can buy all of Equestria with that much loot."

Sonata: "We can actually, I did the math. The royal treasury has 400 million gold bits and the gold from El Dorado is worth 800 billion gold bits."

Adagio: "Sonata.....that's actually right."

Aria: "I didn't even know you could do math."

Sonata: "I had to when we got a lot of gold to cash in."

Adagio: "Remind me to ask for the classes that you took in Sonata."

(Y/N): "Just reserved a time for my classes."

We then see you head to the palanquin as the Dazzlings look at each other. We see you all back on the palanquin and you pick up a familiar scent in the air and Jasper notices your reaction to it.

Jasper: "What is it?"

(Y/N): "My brother, he is free and he's on his way here."

Leslie: "How did you know?"

(Y/N): "The wind carried his scent of abusing his version Compound V and the Super Soldier Serum, his body and mind is polluted with both of them giving him too much power. The air around him becomes rancid with just his presence alone."

Selina: "You got all that just from smelling the air?"

(Y/N): "If you have autism and live in a world where superheros and monsters are the norm you recognize the smells. I smell rosemaries whenever there are angels around."

Aria: "Oh yeah, try that one Adagio."

(Y/N): "She smells like a mix of tacos and lavender perfume."

Adagio: "I wear lavender perfume everyday but why tacos?"*sees a nervous look on Sonata*"Sonata?"

Sonata: "I might've dropped taco meat on your clothes by accident last week. Sorry...."

Adagio: "That explains it."

Loki: "How long do we have before he arrives?"

(Y/N): "5 days."

Adagio: "Oh dear."

Eyeball: "Let's get the loot and get out of here and back to our homes."

Leslie: "How are we supposed to get back home? Carol has enough charge in her ring to last for 24 hours and there's not enough water for two Lazulis to use to carry them."

(Y/N): "There's always the best solution of using a transport."

Later, you and the others talked to Tannabok and explained how to transport the gold with a boat.

Tannabok: "A boat?"

(Y/N): "Yes and we apologize for leaving so soon."

Tannabok: "Why so soon?"

(Y/N): "Well gods have a lot to do and certain aspects of the universe require constant supervision."

Tannabok: "I see, a boat that big can take 3 days to make."

(Y/N): "No rush, just get it done." *whispers to Aquamarine* "Quickly and quietly recon my brother, you will know when you see him."

Aquamarine: "Consider it done."

Selina: "But what about this city? You know that someone else will try to find this place sooner or later."

Britney: "Selina does have a point."

(Y/N): "Not unless they can't find the final landmark."

Loki: "I see, remove the landmark and the city remains hidden."

(Y/N): "Exactly."

Later, we see Jasper wandering around the city and enjoying the beauty of El Dorado.

Jasper: "This is amazing, I never knew a planet that was a failure can be this beautiful."

Jasper then sees some of the guards harassing a citizen.

Jasper: "What is this?"

Guard: "By your orders lady Jasper, the streets must be cleared for the age of the jaguar so that they be cleansed my lady. Tzekel-kan said so himself."

Jasper: "Just because he speaks for us, doesn't mean he's in charge. Take the day off you two, that's my order to you."

The guards then leave as we see Jasper grab some materials to make a guitar and play it as we see some of the citizens come around and listen to her play. We see you stacking gold plates and cups into a tower as the villain girls watch in awe as we see Aquamarine quickly come back in a panic and come to you.

Aquamarine: "(Y/N)! Your brother is coming and he has rejuvenators converted into blasters, 500 men on his side, weapons that man made and from other worlds that I don't even know about! Your brother is a madman."

(Y/N): "Sounds like he means business. We need more time."

Loki: "Perhaps I can stall them."

(Y/N): "Be sure you do."

We then see Loki leave the room and cast an illusion on himself. Later, you and the others see Jasper play ball with the kids and you see that she's enjoying it.

(Y/N): "Looks like she's having fun."

???: "NO!"

You and the others then turn to see Tzekel-kan as he picks up the ball.

Tzekel-kan: "This is not how the gods play ball!"

(Y/N): "What do you mean?"

The camera cuts to you and the others in an arena for the sport pop-ta-pok.

Tzekel-kan: "This is how the gods play ball!"

(Y/N): "Uh huh."

You and the others then see an entire team of 50 men and they see how powerful they are.

Tzekel-kan: "My lord and ladies these are the finest ball players in the city, 50 male mortals against-"

(Y/N): "1 of us."

Tzekel-kan: "Oh, and who would be playing?"

(Y/N): "Me."

Adagio: *eyes widened* "Oh no..."

Tzekel-kan: "If you insist."

Harleen: "Uh can we-"

Tzekel-kan: "Play ball!"

Harleen: "Oh boy."

The game starts and the other team serves the ball to you as we see you score the first point as we look to see a guy place a gold brick on a stair to count a point.

Leslie: "Think (Y/N) can pull it off?"

We then see a montage of you casually dominating the sport as the other team struggled to top your skill. Everyone was shocked to see how good you were and how you were nailing at the game as we see that your score was 500 points in the first 10 minutes.

Selina: "He's good."

Doris: "I think he's the one who beat everyone in dodgeball."

Your score was so high that everyone, even Tzekel-kan, was frightened at your skill in sports.

(Y/N): "So does this mean that the game is over?"

The other team then collapsed onto the ground out of exhaustion as we see Leslie was recording the whole match and sent the video to Steven. Meanwhile at the Crystal Temple, the Crystal Gems watched the whole video and they were terrified at your skills at sports.

Pearl: "Guys.....I'm scared."

Amethyst: "Ditto..."

Garnet: "That was overwhelming, even for me."

We then see Garnet become undone as both Ruby and Sapphire were shocked to see that video.

Ruby: "I think we need to process this."

Sapphire: "30 to 50 years should do."

Ruby: "Yep."

Back to you, we see Loki come to the arena after delaying your brother and turn to you and the others.

Loki: "I think I bought us 40 more days, what did I miss?"

Suzie: "50 men getting beaten in a ball game against 1 guy, that guy is (Y/N)."

Loki sees the incredibly exhausted opposing team on the ground and too tired to get up.

Loki: "Oh dear."*sees you holding the ball* "How?"

We then see a montage of your everyday life surviving a whole world full of superheroes and people with powers. We see you step out of A-Train's way when he's running in full speed, block Superman's laser with a pocket mirror when he shot it at you by accident, we see you shopping for food while there was a battle between angels and 2 umbra witches Bayonetta and Cereza, and so much more on a daily basis until it ends with you going to bed. Back to now.

(Y/N): "You can be surprised by what you can live through when you have autism."

We then see Tzekel-kan walk up to you still processing what you did.

Tzekel-kan: "I've never seen such skill before."

(Y/N): "Well, I think I should go and take a little break. Also you're fired Tzekel-kan."

Tzekel-kan: "What?"

You then walked away while tossing the ball through the hoop behind your back without even looking. We later see the boat is finished and we see the others getting on as we see the boat was loaded with much treasure.

(Y/N): "Well it was nice to be here, but we have to go now, but I hope we will visit again soon."

Tannabok: "I hope so too."

(Y/N): "Jasper will show some water tricks with the kids."

Jasper: "But I can't control water."*realizes*"Unless...."

We see Brittany and Suzie hug her arms as she sees them.

Brittany: "That's right, it's fusion time."

Jasper: "Welp, this might be the dumbest thing I do."

We then see Jasper fuse with Brittany and Suzie and become a bigger and stronger Malachite and she then starts creating water pearls dancing for the kids. Sometime later, we see you all return back to Metropolis as Jasper and the Lazulis were sitting together.

Suzie: "Thanks for giving fusion a second chance."

Jasper: "Yeah."

Brittany: "And it's a good thing we brought the final landmark with us."

We later see you bring in tons of gold to your apartment as everyone there was shocked to see it.

Jay-ten: "This is so much gold!"

Ceara: "Master this is so much gold."

(Y/N): "I guess it's time for a deposit and everyone, meet Chel."

Chel: "Hey there."

Jay-ten then hugs Chel

Jay-Ten: "It is so great to meet a new friend."

Harleen: "We hope you guys will like the stuff we brought back." *sees Jessica* "Hey Jessy Bunny."

Kara: "Jessy Bunny?"

Jessica: "Oh no, you told them how we met?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

Diana: "I do not understand, how did you meet?"

One explanation later.

(Y/N): "And that's how I met Jessica.

We see the others looking at you as some were trying to hold in their laughter as Jessica was seen blushing in embarrassment.

Kara: "Hahaha! He adopted you as his pet bunny! Hahaha!"

Diana: "I do not understand, can people in the world of man adopt each other as pets?"

Jessica: "Apparently so and he has the legal documents to prove it."

You then held up the documents as Babs took them and inspected them.

Babs: "Yep, these are definitely in order so no illegal action was made when he met you Jess."

Diana: "Does that mean that Jessica also has anything to show that (Y/N) is her owner and she is his pet?"

Jessica: "You mean a pet collar?"

We then see you put a collar that is Jessica's size and the tag has her name on it.

Jessica: "Looks like I do now."

Kara: "So what else does he do for you? Give you care and love?"

Jessica: "Look, just because he adopted me as a pet doesn't mean that he treats me like one. He gave me my own apartment here which is why I moved out of my moms' house."

Zee: "But how did they react to hear about what happened?"

Jessica: "Well, my moms were very understanding when (Y/N) explained the reason why he did it."

Kara: "Why did he do it?"

Jessica: "Well he saved me from being a teen mom."

Diana: "So if he had not stepped in then..."

Babs: "Jess would be dealing with parenthood too soon."

Jessica: "Yeah."

Diana: "That is such a noble thing to do (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "It's just what I do."

Harleen: "Hey Jessy, look what I found."

Harleen then put bunny ears on Jessica's head as everyone then laughed at the sight of it as Jessica blushed a bit.

Jessica: "This is gonna be my life from now on huh?" *gets hugged by you*

(Y/N): "Least you have me by your side."

You then see Jessica hugging you back.

Jessica: "Thanks."

Next: Chapter 2: Jessica's Rabbit Life