In the spirit of fanfiction, I shall write this recap "episode" in the most fanficky way I know how. Y'all know what I'm talking about! For no other reason than it would be easy and funny. 🤣
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Chapter 1:

You guys would NOT believe how terrible my mom is! My dad is okay because he doesn't hit me and stuff, but, like 😮‍💨 I hate it here sm.

I'm sitting alone outside of school because I have no fRiEnDS and suddenly this GINGER chic decides to talk to me! "Hello!" She says. "Ew. I hate gingers." I roll my eyes and keep drawing. She doesn't leave me alone however.

After a year or so of this, I finally let her become my friend. 🙄 Whatever. She's nice but in an annoying way.

Soooo my ginger friend, who's name is Chloe btw, turns out to be a huge WEEB lol. She started showing me all kinds of different anime. Because I have Dyslexia 😮‍💨 I can't read captions super well, so I can't watch whatever anime is Chloe's favorite. No matter I guess. She loves to watch her second favorite anime with me: My Hero Academia.

After watching MHA with her, I read some fanfics, especially DFO ones, because I wish I had loving parents.

"So what quirk would you want?!" Chloe asks while I drive. I am driving super fast and recklessly because it's so cool. 😎 "I dunno, fam. Maybe AFO, because I'm edgy like that~" "NOOO! 🤣 You don't want to be a villain, y/n!" "I won't. I promise."

And then we crashed and died.

So, um, this weird angel tells me I can make a wish for like insurance reasons. 🙄 Kinda weird but ok I guess. "I wish to be reborn as AFO's daughter with his quirk and everything! So I can like reform villains and stuff." Because I'm just built different like that. This life is so boring lol may as well.

Chapter 2:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CHLOE IS MY MOM NOW WHAT THE TRUCK!!???!??!?!??!!?

I'm a pathetic baby so I can't do anything but cry. Find it super weird that my wish actually came true. I see all for one walking towards me. My new parents are speaking a language I don't understand. Ew. I hate being stupid and pathetic.

So, like, AFO is actually a nice dad?? 😭 He like holds me so nicely and speaks to me so kindly. Chloe too?! Is this what it's like having good parents?? I never want this to change!! I love having parents who actually love me! 😭😭

Turns out both of them are really really old. Chloe didn't die in the car crash in this au, and she ended up with a quirk that lets her stay young, like in her early to mid 30s, forever! AFO got curious about her, so he traveled all the way to America to steal her quirk, but instead the two fell in love and she made him a better person! 💖

At age 3, my dad took me to see Dr. Garaki 🤢 and chances are I'm going to inherit AFO's quirk! :D

"Okay, now repeat after me. 'I won't take Mommy's quirk.'" My dad is proud but also careful to teach me well. He's so proud of me!

I giggle. "I won't take mommy's quirk!" As long as I follow this basic rule, I can do whatever I want~

Chapter 3:

Now that I am 4, I can start to do the evil things. >:}

I research where Toya is and trick my parents into going where he is. Then, I sneak away and climb the mountain thing he's always on. Then I scream. My voice starts to hurt when he finally finds me. I have no idea how to help him psychologically, and I am only 4 so I doubt he will want to be my friend, so I steal his quirk sneakily so at least he won't turn into Dabi. >:D

After I steal his quirk, I run away. When my parents finally find me, my mom is terrified. She hugs me close, thinking I coulda died or something. Weird woman. 🙄 My dad is impressed to see I have a quirk now. I love it when he's proud of me! 😋

Chapter 4:

Nooooooo schooooool! I just got out of school! I can't go back!!! 😭😭😭

While my mom is walking me to my first day of school, she twists her ankle. Miraculously, it heals up! :0 "woah! What?!" "It's okay, sweetie, your father gave me a regeneration quirk to help me a while back." "Woah!! :D" So my mom is basically immortal!!

In class, everyone is told to draw what they want to be in the future. For funzies, I draw myself as a villain. >:} One of my classmates gets offended by it, who turns out to be... TENKO?! Like, the Tomura kid!? Bruh!

I befriend Tenko at once so, after we have been friends for a few months, sneakily steal his quirk as well. >:} That way HE won't become a villain EITHER.

I am now 6 and have collected a few more quirks from random people who didn't need them. When Tenko and I are having a sleepover at my place, which happens often because his dad SUCKS, I decide to give him my coolest quirk of the recent ones I have permanently borrowed. He wakes up right after I give it to him, though, catching me in the act. 😔 So I have to come clean about me being able to steal and give quirks. I just hide the part about me being able to use them myself~

Surprisingly, we become even better friends after that! >:D

Chapter 5:

I'm 7 when I am playing with Tenko and a few other kids at the playground. Suddenly the Principle, my dad, appears and asks to speak with me. We sit on the bench as he explains what I have been doing, letting Tenko play around with multiple different quirks, is actually what led to his brother's incurable weakness in the first place. So, he wants me to stop. 😔 At least he cares.. I don't wanna accidentally kill Tenko like my dad accidentally killed his brother...

10 now lol.

Heheheheheheh, I stalk Twice and meet him at his apartment, threatening him to become my friend OR ELSE. The clone twices are so chaotic. I love it!

Chapter 6:

I'm 11 now btw.

Tenko's moving away because his parents got F-ing divorced!!! 😭 Good thing we're gamer buddies, but still.

My mom is SO clingy, guys. 🙄 There's seriously something wrong with her.

😔 Dad found my secret stash of money I've been swindling out of the other children for doing their homework... 😮 He's really proud of me?! 😃😀🥲 Wait, of course he is.

Jin = Twice has this really cool shop now where he just repairs things. I'm basically their mascot~✨ I casually borrow one of the bikes he was repainting to use for my next great plan~

I leave the bike alone on the sidewalk and hide in the bushes. As a young Bakugo and his troublesome friends pass by, I grab Bakugo and steal his quirk! I tell the kid I'll give it back in a year, no sooner than that~ And when some old guy runs up to us, I say Bakugo was trying to steal my bike and run away! Eeeeeeee!

😭 I just lost Bakugo's quirk to my dad in a game of "Go Hero," (go fish but with quirks) who says he'll only give it back if I act more responsibly. 😭 Bruh!

Chapter 7:

Ok I can't just break my promise to Bakugo like that so I gotta be a good girl for a little bit. :( Which means doing extra chores and helping Mommy and stuff.

Good thing we're going on a vacation!! Island trip, wooooo! Sandy beaches, rental house, all fun! :D

After only one day at the beach, though, turns out my dad had something else in mind in bringing me here. My mom isn't hiding her nervousness like usual about me going with him, which makes me nervous,😨 but it's clear this isn't something I can avoid. 😞

I am taken to visit Dr. Garaki again. 🤢 Apparently, his main base is on this island. I am sat down at a table again and a few small tests are run on me. Nothing drastic is discussed. Just that my quirk is indeed powerful and that the doctor should start prepping for my body enhancements, which should be ready by the time I turn 18. Wait... Body enhancements? Like the ones Tomura woke from in Season six?! ... Dadgum.

I played VR games in Garaki's lab, lol.

After we returned home, I was eventually given back Bakugo's quirk and set my sights on returning it to the boy on the rapidly approaching day I'd promised.

When arrive, Bakugo is strangely.. timid. It was clear, as I intended, that snatching his quirk had humbled him. But, there was more to it than that... He fears me. Sees me like he would any other villain... And that kinda sucks.

Right after I talk to the young Bakugo and give him back his quirk, the police force and a few heroes suddenly reveal themselves.
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I think they think I'm my dad posing as a child or something.

I run away at once but in my clumsiness get hurt a little bit. Thanks to my dad speaking to me through a quirk just in time, I am able to narrowly escape the heroes. 😔 They didn't even ask for my side of the story... 😓

Afterward, injured and shaky, I am more than thankful when my dad appears. He hugs me and comforts me, then brings me to Dr. Garaki's lab to help me get all patched up... It's weird that I feel safer around him than the heroes now. 

Chapter 8:

Toya F-ing killed himself.

'I'm sorry, i'm sorry, i'm so so so so sorry! None of this would have happened if I didn't take your quirk!' I blame myself of course. Of course. And in my crazy, emo moment, I accidentally light myself with blue fire, unable to stop it.

My dad tears a hole through the roof, allowing the rain to fall on me, creating instant relief. Again, he heals and comforts me when I least expect him to. ...He's so nice... 🥲 I love my evil dad.

My mom gets even crazier than before. Like literally won't even leave me alone. I need to be with her ALL the time now. It's SO annoying. 😮‍💨 But, I still love her. She's still the best mom I ever had. But...

No more public school. 😞
No more visiting Jin. 😞
No more freedom. 😞

It would be great if this love didn't cost so much. 😔

Chapter 9:

BUT AT LEAST I STILL GET TO BE EPIC GAMER FRIENDS WITH TENKO >:D

"ha ha! Eat metal, leather head!"

"No u!" We tease each other back and forth all the time, it is so fun!

"(Y/n), sweetie, please come with me to the store?" Ugh my mom is calling me.

"Dang why is your mom so clingy?" Even Tenny is catching on. 😮‍💨

🙄 "I don't know man but it's annoying."

"Yeah." "Anyways bye." "Ok bye." I leave the games and follow my mom to the store.

Omg best day ever. 👀 I see a wild Aizawa in the grocery store! He notices me staring at him and I panic. That was the extent of our encounter but it was still WILD seeing him fr!

So my dad and I are discussing what to get my mom for her birthday. I miss when she didn't hover over my every conversation. It is rare I get to talk with Dad like this! :D What he explained was so sad though! Apparently all he wants with his brother's quirk, one for all, is just to have a piece of his brother back. 😢 It's so sad! He clearly misses him! Awwwwh!

When I finally have the gift I want to give my mommy I run into the kitchen to show her, only to find her sitting on the floor crying. When I ask her if she's okay, "I'm okay, Clarice, I mean Stevie, I- I mean Iinko!" "No Mom I'm (Y/n)-" "THIRTY SEVEN!"

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She's broken. I don't know what is wrong, what I did, how I'm responsible. I realize how little I actually know about her and my dad. How much they are purposefully hiding from me. And it's scarry. It's frightening knowing I can't even begin to see the root of the problem that has made my mom so broken.

The present I got for my mom suddenly turns to dust. I panic as cracks break the ground under my feet. I panic even more as my mom gets up and runs to me. I fear she is going to die when she hugs me.

But.. she doesn't.

She comforts me, telling me her quirk is a little different than what I was told. That she is a lot more powerful than she seems.

My mom's quirk isn't eternal youth. It is immortality. ... And I have it too. Because turns out I was born with both my parents' quirks.

...Why were they hiding this from me?

Chapter 10:

I'm 13.

My mom doesn't want my dad to be near me, and, my dad doesn't want my mom to be near me, so... I am stuck in my room, unable to talk to anyone but Tenko.

"I'm visiting you." He says. "what???" "I'm going over there to bring you company so you're not so alone, okay??"

"...okay." I want him over here anyway.

Tenny runs away from home and the two of us meet outside my house right after I escape too. Now, just the two of us, we go on a slowly stroll around, wondering what to do next and how to feel about my parents and all that. We decide on him spending the night over, maybe even a few nights over. Doesn't matter what any of our parents say. Worst case scenario, we run away together and live-out that thug life. .. As long as we're not alone.

"I had a dream a while ago that you became a villain." I tell him, talking about his canon self from the anime I used to watch. "You don't have to worry about that!" He laughs. "..Promise you won't become a villain.. okay, Tenny?" We stare at each other seriously. He takes my hand. "Only if you promise me YOU won't become a villain either!" I laugh with him. Now how absurd of an idea is that. 😂

Apparently it's not THAT hard to imagine.

When I return home, I sneak into our kitchen to find snacks or something, only to find my mom on the floor again, now with knives in her stomach. She... She officially snapped. She spills everything to me suddenly like she's drunk. Apparently I am their 37th kid in this experiment of my dad's where he's trying to make some supersoldier or something out of his own child. And I'm exactly the kid my dad needs to fulfill his evil schemes. 😨 With tears in her eyes, my mom stands up and tries to kill me, so I won't become useful to him later. I fall over, finally defending myself by taking her quirk.. which.. kills her instantly.

Terrified, I stand as Tenko rushes onto the scene. I run away as soon as he sees me. I leave it all behind, hoping nobody from that life will find me again. I CHOOSE to be alone.

Chapter 11:

Long inhale. Long exhale.

So a Yakuza member found me huddled up in some random alleyway. He brought his boss to me, who turned out to be Kai Chisaki/Overhaul.. Wow... What great luck I have. 😮‍💨

I'm taken in but only out of pity and the curious prophecy I tell of a girl named Eri being born with a little horn on her forehead. Maybe, if nothing else, at least I can save Eri if I play my cards right.

I work. I clean. Just.. a lot of cleaning. I don't really have a life outside of it. No one really believes or trusts me yet, and I don't want to reveal my quirk, so the only thing of value that I have are my working hands.

Eventually, though, I have the honor of doing some real good by taking out a creep peeping on the other servant ladies. 😈😈 A plan that, hopefully, will also lead to me getting a way out of this life.

My plan is simple. I make the creep think I'm going to be alone and vulnerable traitor passing dangerous secrets so he has a reason to stalk me. He takes the bate: my suspicious activity; and follows me into the city. There, I give some fan art to a famous YouTuber pretending that it is a secret message, so the thug guy jumps the YouTuber. And when the YT guy has been knocked out, I jump in, kill the creep, and steal the YT guy's quirk, which lets him turn into a cat. There, simple!

And after all of this is done, desperate for comfort of some kind, as well as a break from all this work, I break into Aizawa's apartment as a cat, essentially forcing him to adopt me so I finally have a new home. =^-^=

Nyeow how easy was that~?

Chapter 12:

Ok so now I'm like on top of the world a little bit. 💅

Took a second because everyone thought I was a tRAitOr at first. 🙄 I mean I DID kill one of their members but sheeeeesh. The only reason I returned anyway is kinda because I can't just make these guys an enemy. That And I had to be there for unborn Eri.

So I had to, like, explain myself and everything to them. 😮‍💨 Which turned in my favor because I got a promotion~ 😈 Had to tell them all about my stupid bada## quirk tho. 💀

So now I have like, even MORE things to do. 🙄 Like taking night shifts to guard the main base and train with a gun and stuff. Makes me SOO tired. Overhaul talking to me about morality and stuff isn't any help lol.

Good thing I can just turn into a cat and visit Aizawa's place to get some good naps. His cat hates me and stuff but that's alright. I never eat any of the cat food he offers me because ew, but his place is always super quiet. A great place to relax.

Ew, my DAD decides to show his face all of a sudden. What the nerve. All he wants to do is give me something to eat but I'm CLEARLY not interested. He insists that I, like, really shouldn't be starving myself as much as I am, 😮‍💨 and threatens to force feed like he did to his brother ages ago. I relent and eat the stupid chicken. But I never want to see him again!

Chapter 13:

So, turns out by stacking regen quirks I can get shot without taking ANY damage. B)

Also turns out Aizawa is one of the heroes on the case to find me, and so while I'm just chilling on his couch, he finally puts two and two together, realizing I is ME! He tries to deactivate my quirk but I hide behind the couch. I plead saying I am not a bad person. When he still asks me to come with him to the police I refuse and break a hole through the floor into the apartment below to escape.

No more chilling at Aizawa's. 😔 No more hanging out with heroes either.

Chapter 14:

O M GGGGG 😨 how am I going to help All Might defeat my dad if I can't even fight?!!!?!

So I join a fight club. 😈

It is very brutal and people can even die here, so I have to toughen more than just my skin if I ever want to survive here. Good thing I'm already suuuuper depressed. 😎

Also I'm 14 now.

Chapter 15:

😈 I steal Hawks' quirk.

😔 But wait he wants it back.

😈 I take him to Dr. Garaki so he can make a copy of Hawks' quirk for me.

😔 But Garaki isn't there today.

😈 Hawks and I kill time by going shopping, to the carnival, and the movie theater together.

😔 He'll have to trust me if we're going to split his quirk.

😈 He trusts me.

Chapter 16:

Kai and I fight over me making a mess in his room and Pops has to break us up and make us apologize to each other. 😫

ERI IS FINALLY BORN, LETS GOOO! My status grows exponentially in the Yakuza as what I say is proven. I take Eri's quirk right away and Kai finds a willing volunteer to make the quirk removing drug out of. Hehe crisis averted.

Chapter 17:

Bro 💀

Turns out the fight club I've been going to for years now is actually my dad's. He teleports me to him after a fight just to hold me and tell me how proud he is...but mostly just to rub it in my face that even this whole time while I thought I was away, I actually just came right back to him. 😡 Hate him sm.

The next fight, I can't handle the thought of being manipulated by him like that and combine multiple quirks into the ultimate move, which I use to burn everyone in the auditorium down to ash. They're all bad people anyway. That should sent my dad a message to stop messing with me. 😠

Chapter 18:

15 now. I'm growing up so fast. 😈

I think the heroes know I'm stalking them, chat. 💀

They keep changing their plans so I have to keep spying on them for Intel and they keep changing their plans again. Same with my dad's lackeys. It's super annoying. 😮‍💨 Finally though I get a guaranteed battleground place. Dr. Garaki is going to visit his main base on that island again and the heroes know about it this time. So all I have to do is wait outside Garaki's base and jump into the fight when my dad shows up. EZ.

As I wait outside Garaki's base, I suddenly lose all my quirks and FREAKING ALL MIGHT arrives with Aizawa to arrest me! Wait what!?!

Turns out this was all just a trap set for me. 😭 The frick?!?

The other heroes start attacking Garaki's place as All Might and Aizawa jet me back to the main land, forcing my dad to choose who he'll save.

He chooses to save me. 😭 He appears in the jet, promises everything will be ok, and blows the thing up right in All Might's face. I fall into the ocean with nothing but Aizawa's knife, since he tried to save me from drowning but failed. Good thing I don't need to breathe.✨

Chapter 19:

After being stuck on the ocean floor for a while just listening to All Might and my dad fighting, I go all hardcore and chop my limbs off so I can escape the chair-thing I'm in. Ouch. 💀 Then I use my wings to swim to the surface since my limbs are nubs at the knees and elbows.

When I get there I find out All Might is dead and I can't revive him with my mom's quirk. 😭 But my dad is alive, though in critical condition, so I use Mom's quirk to save him instead so I have at least SOMEONE to hold me, though now he can't see anything. Aizawa's on the beach just chillin'. He can't do much when Kurrogiri arrives to take me and my dad back home.

Turns out I was more than useless today. I made everything much, MUCH worse. 😭

Chapter 20:

My limbs are back to normal btw. 💅✨ And I befriend the young Izuku! I become his mentor since All Might can't. TvT Oh and also I'm 16 now lol.

"I'm going to hero school, dad!" "It's just a phase, daughter." "No it's not!" "Ok fine but don't say I didn't warn you." "Yey!"

OMG, TENKOBOY!?!
WHY DOES HE HAVE ONE FOR ALL?!?!

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To! Be! Continued! >:}

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Hope you guys liked that shortened page of nonsense lol.
Still took 4k words. 💀

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Keeping Track of Crucial Characters:

Season 1:
Chloe - EP: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
AFO - EP: 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 12, 17, 18, 19, 20
Toya - EP: 3, 16
Tenko - EP: 4, 5, 6, 9, 10, 20
Jin - EP: 5, 6
Bakugo - EP: 6, 7
Aizawa - EP: 9, 11, 12, 13, 18, 19, 20
Kai - EP: 11, 12, 13, 14, 16, 19, 20
All Might - EP: 13, 18, 19
Keigo - EP: 15
Eri - EP: 16, 18
Izuku - EP: 20