A-ROAR-A PORRIDGE:

I was a bear cub with a brain bigger than my body, if that were possible. I had large, cute brown eyes, and a perfect dark chocolate pelt. Yes on the outside, I was just your normal talking bear cub. "Grrrcie this toaster waffle is burnt!" said my daddy, Clawde as he clawed at the waffle my mommy, Grrrcie had made him. "Well mine's grrrfect!' I cried munching happily at my waffle. "Mine's still frozen." Mommy growled. "We should go on a walk so that yours has time to defrost and mine can cool down." Daddy said. "Grrrrreat idea!" Mommy replied. "But mine will get cold!" I whined. "Oh, come on A-roar-a, you're just a baby! I'm your mother and mother knows best!" Grrrcie replied, grabbing my paw and dragging me outside.

GOLDY LOCKS:

I was very pretty. Golden curls, roundish rosy cheeks, big blue eyes. Typical high school cheerleader right? But no. I was rejected by the cheerleaders. Because with my perfect agility, and love for sports, I was too athletic to meet the popular cheerleader's standards. I rejected them, really. But I'm off track. I cartwheeled through the forest. Grrrrrrrrrr. My stomach was growling. And to think I've been out here for hours just looking for a job! "I'm soooo hungry!" I said to no one in particular. I cartwheeled up to a little house-like cave. Whatever was in there smelled delish! I knocked once, twice, three times. No one answered. "I'll just keep the place warm for them..."

A-ROAR-A PORRIDGE:

"Grrrcie, this isn't the path we normally take..." Daddy trailed off. He clawed a mark into a tree at the bend so that we would know which way we had come. It was my idea but Mommy said it was Daddy's. "Of course it isn't, we have to take a longer path so that our waffles will be ready." Mommy explained.
"But mine will get cold..." I whined.
"Oh come on! You're just a baby and I'm your mother. Mother knows best!" Mommy said grabbing my paw and dragging me through the forest.

GOLDY LOCKS:

"Hello?" I asked just in case. The only reply I got was my echo. "ELLO...ELLo...ELlo...Ello...ello... ello..." "Anybody home?" Again, just an echo. "BODYHOME ... BODYHOMe ... BODYHOme ... BODYHome ... BODYhome ... BODyhome ... BOdyhome... Bodyhome... bodyhome...
bodyhome..." "I guess no one's here" I said. "ONE'SHERE... ONE'SHERe... ONE'SHERe... ONE'SHEre... ONE'SHere... ONE'sehere... ONe'shere... One'shere... one'shere... one'shere..." "Oh, will you just shut up!" I screamed at the eco, feeling silly. It wasn't alive to hear me, doing this on purpose, or that annoying. "Youyou didn'tidn't have toaveto bee soo rudeude aboutout itt." She said poutilly. And she didn't talk to me for the rest of the day. "I'm so sorry, I didn't realize-" I realized what I was about to say would probably hurt her feelings more, and didn't finish my sentence. "Sorry."

A-ROAR-A PORRIDGE:

We had the choice of either going through the sunny path filled with flowers, or the dark path filled with, you guessed it!, dark magyk and blocked by thorny brambles. "Let's go this way." Mommy said, pointing at the dark path. "Mommy, that path looks a little... Gurrr... unsafe? Maybe we should go that way." I pointed at the flowery path hopefully. No such luck. "This way will be much slower, sweetie." "But we'll get all scratched up, and my waffles will get cold!" I cried. Mommy sighed. She had hoped I would cooperate with her. "No such luck." I murmured coldly. "It's not going to get that cold, and you can lead." Mommy said. "If we have to go that way Daddy should go first to clear the brambles. Then only one of us will get scratched." "No, you're a baby, so you're the slowest. If you lead that will keep us going slow." Mommy said, shoving me into the brambles.

GOLDY LOCKS:

I walked towards the smell, and found a flat rock with toaster waffles on it. I tried the first one. "Phooo! That's way too hot!" I said as I spit out the waffle and rubbed my burnt tongue. I tried the second one. "Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,!" I cried as the frosty waffle froze to my tongue. I rushed to the sink? puddle? bucket of water? and dipped my tounge in it until the waffle melted off.
How's this one?" I thought, cautiously poking at it. Then I ate the whole thing. "That was delicious!"

A-ROAR-A PORRIDGE:

I was the fastest when I wanted to run, and I tore through the brambles lightning fast, upsetting a doxy nest. "Clawde, save her! She's just a baby and their going to kill her!" Daddy ran towards me as I tore down a branch and swung it at the doxys, keeping them away from me. Dirt sprayed into his eyes as Daddy skidded to a stop, and the doxys, knowing an easy target when they saw one, went for Daddy. I swung at the doxys that were heading towards daddy and hit the queen. She flew dizzily in the wrong direction and the swarm of doxys followed. Mommy who was was a long way behind by now, caught up. "Oh Clawde, thank goodness you saved her! Are you okay A-roar-a? I roared an angry, "Yes!" and ran ahead.

GOLDY LOCKS:

"I wonder if they have anything good to watch." I thought, wandering into a room with a cozy fire and chairs with magazines on their arms. (If you could call them chairs...) ~why are they not chairs? "I'm getting to that!"~ It wasn't TV, but I doubted that they had one, I mean, if you don't have enough money to get a house you don't have enough for a TV. But that's okay, magazines were fine. I flopped down on a pile of animal skins ~"see?"~ and started reading the magazine there. It was about football, the one sport I didn't do. "Boring!" I said as I flopped down onto the pile of leaves next to the animal skins. It was a cooking magazine this time. I threw it on the floor next to the other one and picked up the last magazine. Ugggggg! This wasn't even a magazine it was the newspaper. Wait... It was the funnies! I carefully sat down on the pile of berries. Whoever lived here was tiney enough to sit there, but not me. Scwooosh. I smashed the whole thing flat. "Oops." I said, pushing the mess into a pile and swiping goo off my pants.

A-ROAR-A PORRIDGE:

I ran out of the brambles and straight into a tripwire. It closed around my leg and pulled me into a tree. The goblins that caught me danced around the tree, taunting me. They chanted, "Got you, got you, now we're gonna cook you! Got you, got you, now we're gonna eat you!" With an occasional, "I want the head! I want the brains! I want the torso! I want the limbs! I want the eyeballs! And I want the breast!" I yanked my tiny paw from the trap as Mommy screamed, "Clawde, save her! They're going to kill her and she's just a baby!" Not bearing to look, Mommy turned around. Daddy walked towards me, more slowly this time, as I turned myself right side up and jumped from the tree, landing on a goblin and knocking it out. The goblins hissed and lunged for me. I grabbed the unconscious goblin and swung it in a quick circle, knocking them to the ground. Hurriedly, I tied their hands and feet together and hung them from the tree. Let's see how they like it. Daddy finally got close enough to see what I had done. "Wow!" A she-goblin broke free landing nimbly on her feet just as I had. She decided to attack the bigger, stronger, and sadly, slower opponent. She spit in his eyes and stomped on his feet. Laughing wickedly, she poked and prodded Daddy. Daddy clawed at the she-goblin blindly, both of them forgetting me and what I had done. I roared lunging for the she-goblin. I landed on top of her, tied her up, and stood up as Daddy rubbed the spit from his eyes. Mommy turned around and ran towards us yelling, "Clawde, you did great!" "Uh, yeah?" Daddy said confusedly, looking at the goblins. "Did I do that?" Daddy mumbled. "Aroara are you okay?" Mommy asked, once again.
I roared another angry, "Yes!" And ran ahead.

GOLDY LOCKS:

I yawned. I wonder if they have beds upstairs? They had sacks on stone bed frames with for beds. "The way things have been going, the last bed should be perfect." I thought, flopping onto the gigantic bed at the end of the room. "Owww!" I cried, almost breaking my back. The bed felt like it was full of rocks! I poked the next bed. It was soft, so I jumped in. This bed was like quicksand and I was drowning in it! "Huuuuuuuuh Huuuuuuuuuh!" I gasped for breath as I tried to escape the feathery, airless, prison. I was getting light light headed... flashing lights... spotty vision... Was that a fairy? I thought those were extinct... must be... hallucinating... The thought that I might be seeing a real live fairy snapped me back to attention. I flailed my arms, grazing the pink canopy. I grabbed a hold of it and pulled myself out of the bed. Before I could sink again, I rolled out of the bed and onto the floor. "Should have known I couldn't escape this cave's curse..." I thought. "It's been a long day..." as I flopped into the small water bed and fell asleep.

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