Lauren | 11:02 am

Hangovers.

I really fucking hated them.

I stupidly decided to go to Anya's party and get fucked up knowing that I had work tomorrow and I had to check up on Camila at school since she was drunk.

The door opened and I heard Anya's annoying ass voice as she walked in singing.

Me: Shut up Anya!

Anya: Someone's grouchy. Take this.

I squinted my eyes open and saw her holding pills and a glass of water. I took them from her and downed them.

Anya: Okay get up, take a shower and we'll head to the school.

After about an hour of fussing, vomiting, smacking, and taking a shower. I was dressed in black highwaisted ripped shorts, a plain black tee and black low chucks with my black ray bands.

Since I was beyond sleepy and aggrivated, Anya drove us to the school.

Anya: Didn't you tell Jackson and her friend to look after her?

Me: Mhm but Jackson gets sidetracked easily.

Anya: Touché.

We pulled up to the school and got out. We went in without checking in at the front desk. I really wasnt in the mood for secretary shit. I was pretty sure it was lunch time so we went into the lunchroom.

It was quiet but not from us, from Camila who was dancing ontop of a table nearly stripping. She had her shirt around her neck and was getting ready to unzip her blue jeans. There were a few students trying to get her down while the others probably didnt even know what to do.

Anya: You wanna go get her before she becomes a stripper?

I was entertained by drunk Camila.

Me: In a minute. Im enjoying the show.

I leaned against the door and watched Camila contiue to try and unbutton her jeans.

Camila: I cant get em off!

She pouted and started jumping up and down like a kid on the table. Asher went up to the table and got her attention.

Asher: Hey Camila, c-

Camila gasped.

Camila: Guys look! It's small dick Asher.

My eyes widened along with Asher and Anya bursted out laughing which drew some attention to us.

Camila: No like seriously guys! H-His dick is s-so small that im p-pretty sure a baby boys is long than that. It's really d-disturbing.

A few students began laughing while Asher got red in the face, probably from embarassment and anger.

Asher: Get the fuck off the table bitch!

She gighled.

Camila: O-Okay.

She jumped off the table and on Asher. They fell to the floor and as she tried to get back up, her knee pressed into his dick making him scream like a girl.

Camila: O-Oops sorry sm-small dick!

She got back on the table and continued her dance. Then stopped and went wide eyed.

Camila: Guys, I was in a holding cell yesterday! I gave Lauren a lap dance and she smacked my ass.

She giggled.

Camila: I like her.

I raised an eyebrow and folded my arms.

Camila: Ooh. Im gonna call her!

She sat on the table and began singing.

Anya: So much for calling you huh?

I wanted to laugh at drunk Camila so bad but my headache would've gotten worse.

Me: We should probably get her.

Anya: You mean you.

I playfully rolled my eyes.

Me: Camila c'mere, princess.

She looked at the doorway and squealed.

Camila: Laur!

She got off the table and attempted to run to me but fell face first. I chuckled and went towards her. I helped her up and she jumped on my back.

Me: Cam, I have a hangover. The worst one ever, get down.

She leaned down in my ear.

Camila: How about you put me down and come between my legs.

Drunken horny ass.

Me: Anya.

I felt Camila get pulled off of me. I turned to face her.

Me: Where's your drink?

Camila: Um. Home!

Me: And your bookbag?

Camila: Your so cute.

She reached for my glasses and gently pulled them off. I tried to let my eyes focus to the light but they simply just couldn't.

Me: Focus princess. Where's your bag?

I slipped my glasses back on.

Camila: Oh I threw it at my teacher!

My eyes widened.

Me: Im sorry what now?

Camila: It's okay though cause she sent me to the office but instead I um. Im hungry.

She had on a thinking face.

Camila: This my song!

??: Lauren Grey!

One thing I hated is when people called my full name. I spun around and saw the principal.

Me: Man I dont have time for you bitch. I got a hangover.

Principal: I dont care. Come here now.

I looked at Anya and she nodded before taking a mumbling Camila out of the cafeteria. I turned to the principal and slowly walked her saw. I could see her gulp.

Me: What the fuck do you want.

She pulled her phone out and showed me a picture of her office.

Principle: Did you do this to my office?

I smirked at my work.

Me: If I did, why would it matter?

I know how to play this shit off easily.

Principal: It's a yes or no.

I smirked and back away from her.

Me: Nice office. If you find Camila Deckard's bookbag, lemme know.

I went back out to the car and saw Anya trying to put a crying Camila in the back seat.

Me: What the hell is going on?

Anya: She wont get in the car without you.

I looked at Camila who was pouting with tears rolling down her cheek.

Me: Im right here princess.

I crouched down infront of her and wiped her cheeks.

Me: Can you get in the car for me? Please?

She nodded and sat right in the car. I leaned over her and put the seatbelt on her.

Me: Thank you. Give me a kiss?

She leaned in and stopped right before our lips met.

Camila: SIKE!

She began laugh uncontrollably making me roll my eyes. I closed her door and got in the front.

Anya: Where to now?

Me: My place.

Anya: Are you sure?

Me: She's already been at my place so yeah.

Anya: Okay.

She drove off and I glanced at Camila who was staring out the window in amazement.

Anya: So what are you two?

Me: Not-

I jumped as Camila began screaming. She had the door open and was trying to get her seatbelt off.

Me: Camila close the fucking door!

Camila: No you big fat meanie!

I took off my seatbelt and quickly climbed into the back. I pulled her back in and closed the door. I buckled her back up and grabbed her throat lightly.

Me: Stop acting up.

Camila: Are you gonna fuck me if I dont?

Me: You'll find out now shut up.

She bit her bottom lip and nodded.

I decided to stay in the back incase she did some more stupid shit. She began singing with her eyes closed.

After Anya dropped us at the condo she left to go to work and I was stuck with a drunk Camila.

Me: Are you hungry, Camila.

I've asked her this question at least five times but she just continued to sing as she was sprawled out on the floor.

I had work in less than an hour, I knew I was finna be late and boss was gonna kick my ass. Luckily he was like my father so I get a little pass at lateness but still it's unprofessional.

Camila: No!

She smacked me across the face. I looked at her wide eyed.

I was so close to punching the hell outta her.

Camila: That didnt feel nice. Im sorry.

She pouted and kissed where she hit me.

Camila: Im sleepy.

I lifted her up and took her to my room. I took her clothes and put her in one of my long shirts. I looked up at her and saw her knocked out. I smiled and kissed her forehead.

Thirty minutes later and fifteen minutes late, I was pulling up at the warehouse on my motorcycle. I parked and went inside. I went to the bosses office and walked in without knocking, which was normal for Jackson and I.

Me: Im late. I know and Im sorry.

Boss: Where the fuck have you been?

Me: I was dealing with a drunk.

Boss: And your fucking face?

Me: The drunk.

He leaned back in his chair.

Boss: What's their name.

Me: She was drunk. Im the one who basically got her drunk.

I heard a deep chuckled behind me and just knew it was Jackson.

Jackson: It was Camila wasn't it?

Me: Yes idiot.

I sat down onthe couch and leaned my head on my wrist.

Boss: You got a hangover dont you.

Me: Mhm.

Boss: Just for that, your going on a job with Trixy.

Me: Trixy? Hell no. She is practically my stalker.

Jackson: Oh you mean like how your Camila's stalker?

Me: Shut up, Jackson! Why are you even in here?

Jackson: You shut up brat and cause I work here, just like your stalkery ass.

Me: Thats not even a word jackass.

By now we had boss just crying because he was laughing so hard.

Jackson: It is too asshole.

Me: Shut your ugly ass up.

Jackson: Ugly? We could literally pass for twins because we look so much alike. Therefore if Im ugly, so are you.

I wanted to throw his annoying ass.

Why did I ask for a little brother again?

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Chapter Fourteen

Drunk Camila is funny lol.

Anya Below : ( Yes the Anya from the 100 😌😬 )