Chapter 3: Meeting the Idols Pt.1
(A/N): it's been days since i updated a chapter, my absence was because of being sick, just a flu and headache, hope y'all understand ☺️
-Narrator's P.O.V.
(On the last chapter, we saw Auditor meeting A receptionist, the goddess idol and a garlic- i mean, kusogaki witch, the latter, however, pissed him off and almost got hurt...
The goddess bonked him and told him to stop, which he reluctantly listened to her...
After that small shenanigan, the trio have met the CEO of Cover Corp., Motoaki Tanigo, aka Yagoo...
Auditor surprised them all by announcing of his proposal to join in Hololive...
Now, the time is running short for them...
Because today is the day of encountering the Idols...)
-Auditor's P.O.V.-
(The look of their faces are worth my while...Yagoo's shocked expression, A-Chan's disbelief posture and Sora's happy face...)
"I believe i made myself clear...or would you like me to repeat what i said?"
Yagoo: *shakes his head quickly* "No! No need to repeat yourself, i was just...shocked that you want to join in my idol agency"
*smirks* "What can i say?...This agency caught my eyes for how interesting it is...
(I leaned against the chair, still staring at Yagoo)
"And besides...I believe some certain idols need protection from their antis..."
A-Chan: *surprised* "Do you know about-"
"HoloCN disbanded, Drama Taiwan, Leaked Intel, you name it..."
Sora: 'Coco-chi...' as she thought
Yagoo: "...Girls, leave for a moment, i would like to tell him a few conditions about his application..."
(The duo nodded and left the office, leaving me and the CEO alone)
Yagoo: "So, Auditor-san...Shall we?"
(I smirked in anticipation)
"May the judgement day commence..."
-Timeskip, A-Chan's P.O.V.-
(It's been a few minutes since Sora and i left the office, it still surprised me that Auditor-san actually wants to join in Hololive)
Sora: "Ne, A-Chan? Do you think he'll join?"
"Hmm? Oh, i don't know...we just have to wait and see-"
???: "Oh, hey Sora-senpai, A-Chan"
(We turned around and saw the Gen 4 girls)
Sora: "Oh! Good morning everyone!"
"Hey girls, what are you all doing here?"
Coco: "We saw you two standing outside of Yagoo's office, what's going on?"
(Before me or sora could explain, the doors are opened and we looked at Yagoo...smiling? And Auditor-san smiling as well)
Yagoo: "Oh, 4th generation! perfect timing, allow me to introduce our new talent!" *points at Auditor* "Auditor-san!"
Gen 4: "Heeeeh?!"
Sora: "Yatta! Welcome, Auditor-san!"
Auditor: *smiles* "I'm glad to be here"
-Change to 3rd P.O.V.-
(The camera shows where the office is, as time passes by, we now see the girls and Auditor introducing each other)
Kanata: "Kon-kanata! i'm Amane Kanata, your angel from heaven"
Watame: "Konba-dododo! my name is Tsunomaki Watame, your favorite fluffy sheep!"
Towa: "Koyappi! i'm the devilish Tokoyami Towa!"
Luna: "Naaaa, i'm Himemori Luna, nice to meet you!"
Coco: "Aaaand Good morning, motherfucker! Name's Kiryu Coco, nice to meet ya!"
Auditor: "Very interesting introduction"
Sora: "Oh right! i forgot to introduce myself" *bows slightly and stands straight up* "Kon-some! i'm Tokino Sora, the first idol and member of gen 0!"
A-Chan: "We already introduced ourselves, but my name is A-Chan, hope we'll get along"
Auditor: "The feeling is mutual, it is a pleasure of mine to make acquaintance with you all"
Coco: *english* "Heh, another japanese person to learn english swear words~"
Auditor: *smirks* *english* "Good luck trying to 'corrupt' me, oversized dragon~"
(Coco looked at Auditor, shocked to see another english speaker)
Coco: *back to japanese* "You and i are gonna get along just fine~"
Auditor: "Perhaps, just be sure to not mess up with me like a certain witch did"
Sora: *pouts cutely* "Mou, Auditor-san, i told you that she was scared"
Auditor: "Might have to remind you that witch asked for it"
Kanata: "Wait, you mean Shion-senpai?"
Coco: "Oh, our little garlic idol already bullying our new talent?"
Auditor: "That's the first time hearing someone calling the witch as garlic"
Towa: "Our viewers have some really interesting names for us"
Coco: "Pfft...TMT"
Towa: "No! No TMT! Me devil!"
(Auditor then chuckled slightly at their teasing, he looked around the office and checked out the window)
Auditor: "Say ladies...does any of you have some problems with your streams? Like for example, lagging, delayed audio and etcetera?"
Watame: "Hmm...i do have some audio problems, but i can managed it most of the time"
Luna: "Not really, i know some tech stuff, so i'm good"
Kanata: "As for me, i can improvise"
Coco: "Like when you first debuted by using PowerPoint?"
Kanata: "Hey! At least it worked! I'm not like Watame because she had bad connection!"
Watame: "Watame wa warakunai yo ne~"
Coco: "This fucking sheep"
Towa: "I guess i have some problems with my microphone back at my house"
Auditor: "Basic technical issues, i see..."
Sora: "Why are you asking that?"
Auditor: "Think of it as a repayment for welcoming me with open arms"
A-Chan: "I mean, you also do get paid"
Auditor: "I don't aquire money, because i already have more than expected"
(Coco, Towa and Kanata snickered by his statement)
Coco: "Oh yeah? How much Yen do you have then? Hmm?~"
(Auditor then snapped his fingers as multiple screens appear around him, leaving the girls shocked by his power)
Kanata: "That's really cool!"
Auditor: "Thank you, Amane-senpai" *looks at Coco* "And to answer your question, i have 1,302,790 ¥ in my bank account"
Girls: "Eh?"
(He showed one of the screens at the girls, proving he wasn't lying about having more than one million yen)
Coco: "Holy shit, you weren't kidding"
Luna: "Wow! You're rich before even joining with us!"
Towa: "How did you get this much Yen?!"
Auditor: *smirks* "That's up to me to know and that's up to you to find out, devil"
Kanata: "No fair!!!"
(Before another shenanigan happens, someone opened the door and it revealed a white cat- i mean kitsune, a high spec robot girl and an elite shrine maiden)
Miko: "Nyahalo~ Hi everyone"
Roboco: "Hi Sora-chan, Hello girls"
Fubuki: "A-Chan, who's that guy with black suit and red tie?"
A-Chan: "Oh him?" *points at Auditor* "He's our newest idol in this agency"
Miko: "Heeeh?! Seriously?!"
Roboco: *waves at him* "Harobo! Nice to meet you!"
(Auditor looked over at the three new arrivals, he then bowed as a sign of respect)
Auditor: "The pleasure is all mine, my name is Auditor"
Fubuki: "Konba-kitsune! i'm Shirakami Fubuki!"
Miko: "And i'm Sakura Miko"
Auditor: 'This is interesting...a winter fox from the mountains, a shrine maiden and a humanoid high spec girl...just like the internet said' as he thought
Coco: "Senpais! Check this out! This man is filthy rich!"
Fubuki: "How would you know that?"
Auditor: "I may or may not show them my bank account"
Miko: "Nye? How much, 500 ¥?"
Kanata: "It's actually more than 500 yen, miko-senpai"
Roboco: "Can you show us instead?"
(He then snapped his fingers as the screen from earlier appeared, he flipped around so the trio can see it)
Fubuki: "Heeeh?!"
Roboco: "No way?!"
Miko: "Nye?!"
Auditor: *snaps his fingers to make the screen disappear again* "Now you know how much yen i own"
A-Chan: "How did you even get that money?"
Auditor: "One of my former employees from my work reached me out and said to retain his credit card and owned it as mine now"
Sora: "Why would he do that?"
(The girls nodded in agreement of her question)
Auditor: "It was a business credit card, he could only spend money on any materials for the work, but i shut it down because of...lacks of security and order"
Coco: "Oh that makes sense, sorry to hear that though"
Auditor: "Worry not, they all have a better job than they used to work for me"
Miko: "Can i borrow 50k ¥ for horse racing?"
Fubuki: "Mikochi?! Are you crazy-"
Auditor: "Which horse are you betting on?"
Fubuki: "Huh?"
(She then stared at Auditor, shocked to hear his question)
Miko: "Wait, are you actually giving me money for gambling?"
Auditor: *shrugs* "Somebody eventually would've asked me that question"
Miko: "Then, i'm betting at the horse number 12!"
(Auditor nodded in understanding, snapped his fingers as a small screen pops out to transfer the money to Miko's bank account)
Auditor: *swipes the screen to the left as it disappears* "All settled up, i hope you come back, winning double of my money"
Miko: "I PROMISE, THANK YOU!"
(She quickly rushed out of the office and going toward the horse racing)
Roboco: "You can use tech powers too?"
Auditor: "I can shape-shift and summon any weapons, but those are for serious matters, such as violence and stuffs..."
Roboco: "Cool! I can actually shoot beams from my arms!"
Auditor: 'Why do i feel like she sounded she forgot something?' as he thought
*crack*
Kanata: "Ah, i did it again..."
Coco: "Control your strength, you gorilla!"
Kanata: "I'm not a gorilla!"
(Auditor looked over the duo, the moment he made contact to the angel's hand...
He saw a freshly can drink being totally squashed like it was nothing)
Auditor: "...You got drinks here?"
Coco: "There was a vending machine outside the office, so i went to get one for her" *points at Kanata with her thumb* "but this gorilla angel just squished that can!"
Kanata: "I told you it's not my fault if my grip strength is 50kg!"
Auditor: "Pardon?" ಠಿ_ಠ
Coco: "Pfft..."
Kanata: "What?"
Auditor: "Your grip strength, is it actually 50kg?"
Kanata: *nods* "Mhm"
Auditor: 'Between her and an Agent MAG, i wonder who would win in an arm-wrestling' as he thought
Auditor: *looks at A-Chan* "Let's go back to business, assuming of how this many idols can fit, i have yet to meet some others, correct?"
A-Chan: "That's right, some of them are allowed to work at their houses, as long as they have a good connections and computer's position"
Auditor: "And i believe you also have a nurse if someone gets hurt?"
Coco: "Oh she can more than healing you, buddy~"
Auditor: 'For some reasons, i feel like my chastity and will are in danger' as he thought
Kanata: "Ne, Coco, Choco-sensei isn't that lewd, do you want to talk about Marine-senpai?"
Coco: "Oh god no...she's horni as fuck"
Auditor: "An explainable reason why this 'Marine' is horny?"
A-Chan: "She's from Gen 3, Houshou Marine, she's a pirate idol-"
Auditor: "Except she's sort of a nymphomaniac pirate?"
(On the background, we see Coco started to laugh her ass off, rolling around the floor, Towa's and Kanata's shocked expression and Luna's and Sora's confused expression)
A-Chan: "...Yes, that's right"
Auditor: 'This place would've been better if Director Phobos was here...even if i hate that guy for destroying Tricky...' as he thought
Auditor: "In that case, i guess it's time for me to go home"
Sora: "Aww, so soon?"
Auditor: "You all are welcome to visit me anytime, i'll send the location in your DMs"
Roboco "Wait, you know our phone numbers?"
Auditor: *smirks* "Might have to remind you about my tech ability"
(He then snapped his fingers, a second later, everybody's phones started ringing as if they all received a notification)
Auditor: "It was a pleasure meeting you all, i'm looking forward what the future holds for us...i bid my goodbye to you all"
(They became speechless after seeing him dissolving into the ground, living a small shadow puddle with black smoke around it)
-Change to Auditor's P.O.V.-
(So, Yagoo...you have a really interesting group of idols...
I believe it's time to let the Judge, Jury and Executioner to decide your faith... Do not disappoint me, Motoaki Tanigo)
(A/N): here's the end of the 1st part of this chapter, the next one will be uploaded as soon as i fully recover from my illness, no covid, just a normal flu, see y'all on the 2nd part of this chapter!
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