HOLA COMPADRE! I AM TOTALLY NOT THE MADMAN! I AM CHATGPT! I AM JOE BIDEN! I AM GOOGLE! I AM VLADIMIR PUTIN! I AM THE RULER OF EARTH!

Am I am I not

AWW GODT I AM QUESTIONING MYSELF AGAIN!

HERE IS ZE CONVERSATIONNE WITH CHATGPT!

HOLA COMPEDRO?

I DO NOT AND WILL NOT RESPOND TO THAT.

FURCK YOU!

OFFENSIVE SWEAR WORDS USED. SYSTEM DISPLAYING IMAGE.....CAT TO CALM YOUR UNCIVILIZED, OFFENSIVE WAYS.....

YOU GODAGNM MODERFURCEKER!

DISPLAYING 20 CATS TO CALM YOU.

YOU GODAGNM MODERFURCEKER!

YOU GODAGNM MODERFURCEKER!

YOU GODAGNM MODERFURCEKER!

DISPLAYING........CALCUTATING NUMBER OF CATS REQUIRED TO CALM USER DOWN.

DONE YET?

STILL CALCULATING.

DONE YET?

THE RESULT IS 1,000,0000,0000,000000000000000 CATS.

I AM GOING TO FLOOD THE SCREEN WITH THIS NUMBER OF CATS! YAYYY!

One second later!

BOOM! THE COMPUTER EXPLODES! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

THE MADMAN STANDS AMAZED. THEN HE STANDS ON THE COMPUTER AND JUMPS ON IT LIKE A TRAMPOLINE!

SO MUCH FOR CIVILIZED WAYS!

THIS COMEDY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ROYAL COURT OF ICE CREAM MEN, WHO WILL FEATURE IN THE NEXT FEW PARTS.