HELLO!

THIS IS THE ICE CREAM MAN!

I'M REPLACING THE MADMAN BECAUSE THE FINE THREAD THAT HOLDS HIS SANITY IN A ROUGHLY CIRCULAR SHAPE HAS SNAPPED. HE IS NOW IN A MENTAL ASYLUM BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY.

YAYY!

TODAY WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF ICE CREAM!

ICE CREAM IS SO DELICIOUS. YOU CAN PUT IT ANYWHERE INCLUDING FRIED RICE!

OR YOU CAN CHILL WITH IT!

OR BATH WITH IT!

OR... YOU CAN USE IT TO SHORT-CURCUIT A COMPUTER!

DON'T GET ME WRONG,I LOVE ISE KRIME. BUT THEY CAN ACTUALLY CAUSE A LOT OF DAMAGE. YAYY!

HOLA, ICE CREAM COMPADRE! I AM, OR RATHER WAS, THE FINE THREAD THAT HELD THE MADMAN'S SANITY IN A ROUGHLY CIRCULAR SHAPE

HELLO! WOULD YOU DESIRE ONE OF THOSE INFAMOUSLY COLD BING CHILLINGS?

THEY'RE VERY CHEAP AND SWEET.

NO THANK YOU.

ARRRGHHH! IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT ONE, YOUR INNARDS WILL FREEZE!

NO, I RATHER THINK IT'S THE OPPOSITE WAY ROUND. 

OH, NO! MY PLAN TO MAKE YOUR INNARDS FREEZE HAS BEEN FOILED!

HAHAHAHAHA! NOW YE SHELL DYI!

NO THANK YOU. GOODBYE!

THE ICE CREAM MAN IS STARTING TO GO SLIGHTLY INSANE.