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Ugh i get so pissed when someone borrows a pen and returns it without a cap.

BITCH, WHERE'S THE CAP? IF YOU CANT TAKE CARE OF MY STUFF THEN DONT BORROW THEM!

And then they be like

It had no cap

OH YEAH, IM JUST HALLUCINATING -_-

or

I gave it to *insertrandomnamehere* and he/she lost it.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO BORROW IT, NOT *thatname*

And then they be like
Bitch, you thought
Lol no

or

I lost it  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Umm bye

I'm so pissed lol