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Writer's block is such a hoe like wth?

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I remember this time in fourth grade when everyone was lining up for dispersal there were these two guys and one of them started acting like a jerk and he was irritating my friend so I decided to act all superhero-y and I fired back and blah blah blah and then his friend just took the duster (the thing which you use to erase chalk from the blackboard) and he HIT ME ON MY CHIN. THE THING IS IT HIT MY BOTTOM LIP AND I WENT HOME TO FIND A SWOLLEN BOTTOM LIP. GREAT.

I was gonna retaliate but then we started moving and stuff and damn I wish I could go back to that time. I swear I would've made him eat the whole duster.

You ducking b*tch.