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Me: Oh, you like football?

Person: Ofc, football is bae.

Me: What team do you like?

Person: Barça for life!

Me: So you're a culé?

Person: What? I like Barça.

Me: *judges* it's okay, chill. Not all people know what a culé is.

Me: Okay, who's your favourite player?

Person: Ronaldo.

Me: You traitor! How dare you.

Person: What! Ronaldo is in Barça!

Me: *mental facepalm* Umm, no?

Person: Really, oh then I like the team Ronaldo is in. He's so cute!

Me: Screw you. What national team do you like?

Person: Argentina.

Me: Ronaldo is Portuguese.

Person: Oh yeah, I like Portugal.

You fake bish I'm going to kick you in the guts.

If you're this kinda person, stay away from me. It's best for both of us. You will be safe, and I will not go to prison. -_-

Okay I know that not everybody is a football wikia, and they don't have to be, but you should know at least what team your favourite player is in.

Okay? Okay.

STFU I DIDNT EVEN WATCH THE FAULT IN OUR STARS AND I DIDNT EVEN READ IT.

Umm, bai.