Cinder Gone Cliché

Not sure about this, so tell me if you like it! It's complete crack, by the way! ;)

I was walking back to my horrible mechanics store that my mom made me run. My mom is SOOOOOO MEAN!! Like, seriously.  She thinks I'm so weird and shizz just cuz I'm a cyborg. Being a cyborg is so totally rockin' cool :)))))))

Anyways when I was back in my shop this really hot boy stops and I was like DAYUM HE'S FIIIIINE!

"Uh, thanks," he chuckled. Oh no. DidI just say that out loud???? Ughhhh I'm so embarrassed! My life sucks! This is all my fault :(((((( oh well at least I can look good if I'm gonna be embarrassed I thought, whipping out my pocket mirror. EWWWWW THERES DIRT ON MY FACE why the heck is there even dirt on my face. It's not like I'm a mechanic or anything.

"So, can you fix my portscreen?" The hot dude asked. What the heck is a portscreen?

Ohhhhh, I remember.

"Sure I can fix your portscreen," I giggled, twirling my hair around my finger. Oh em geeeeeeeee why have I got to be so socially awkward??

He hands my his iPad, no, portscreen, and our fingers brushed and OH GOD HELP ME I AM IN LOVE. HE IS MY SOUL MATE. MY ONE AND ONLY. I LOVE HIM FOREVER MORE!! His fingers brushed mine so now I must bear his babies. They will be named Kinder and Kaider and Selene the second.

Wait, how do I even know the hot dude is Prince Kai?

And who is Selene the first, anyway?

Oopsy daisy.

Anyways I look at his portscreen and instantly I know what's wrong. The alpha wire B strand 6F is 1 degree off course oh my god I'm so dumb. I bang it hard against the counter and the screen falls off but I hand it to him anyway.

"Thanks," he said, turning it on. It worked despite having no screen. Oh well maybe the screen regenerated I don't care.

My best friend Iko comes out of the back and faints. And then she got up again immediately and giggled. I giggled with her too. We are such best friends, we're as tight as thieves and I love her to bits.

The hot dude leaves and Iko starts giggling even louder.

And then I faint.

Cinder delivering Nainsi to the palace:

Oh. Em. Gee. My Prince Charming oops I mean Prince Kai's palace is AH-MAY-ZING!

I carried the cool little bot through the gates. No guards asked who I am because I am the queen of Luna. Oops wait no I'm just a lowly cyborg mechanic ahaha.

I wasn't nervous or mad at all that Adri had volunteered me for the cyborg plague testing thing. I am perfect and I believe in the greater good and it was only a matter of time until I was picked.

I'm sorry that was very short but I have a sort of quiz for you. Just out of interest, do you say:

Kaider, Kinder, Cindai or something else?

Cresswell, Thress or something else?

Jacinter or Wincin?

Wolflet or Scarlf?

And are there any other ship names for Kiko?

And now some chapter related questions:
Should I carry on with the 'TLC characters gone cliché'?
Would you maybe like to see a 'Cress and Pick-up Lines'?
Longer or shorter chapters, or is the current length okay?


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