Dialing...
Loser 💩

"What?"

"Well, that's a rude greeting."

"Well, that's the standard greeting when it comes to you."

"I would never answer your call with a 'what?'"

"I'm pretty sure you just did that, like yesterday. You filthy liar."

"You caught me, what do I do now, the secrets out."

"Was it a secret?"

"Apparently not."

"Okay, now seriously, why did you call? I know Hansol sent you the picture of me eating, so it can't be that. If you're calling to bother me about dating my friend again, I'm busy."

"Well someone's sensitive."

"Yeah, you."

"It runs in the family, I take it."

"Too bad talent doesn't."

"Hey, don't be so severe. I mean, you made it into a pretty good idol group without talent, it's not that bad for you."

"Ha, that's hilarious Mi."

"I can tell by your enthusiastic laughter."

"Damn, and I was trying to hide that."

"Well you suck at it. Among other things."

"Gee, thanks. How's school been?"

"Ew, why did you just ask that cursed question?"

"Fine, I don't want to know anyways."

"Well, if you insist on hearing about it, Bora came back. She called me trash, like, as if."

"..."

"You don't think I'm trash, do you?"

"You're high quality..."

"Aw-"

"High quality trash."

"..."

"Mi? Did you hang up?"

"There's this cool thing where you can look at your phone to see if the call ended or not. It's fascinating, I know."

"Wow. That's great."

"Yeah, the more you know."

"So, did you have something else to say?"

"Are you trying to get rid of me? What, you don't want to talk to your dearest little sister?"

"Not really, no."

"Fucking dick."

"Nah, I'm not fucking a dick right now. I wouldn't be on the phone with you then, silly."

"Wow, and I was led to believe that you would."

"The more you know."

"Loser."

"Idiot."

"You know my break is coming up, right?"

"I wish I wasn't gonna be on tour then."

"You're living the dream, enjoy it."

"I know, I do. But sometimes I like to be around you, idiot."

"Awh, you cutie."

"Yeah, it makes me feel smarter to be around stupid people."

"Wow, I feel the same way about you!"

"Ugh. Are you going to stay with Miss Yi for your break?"

"Actually..."

"What? Did something happen to her? Oh my god, what is it?!"

"Chill, she's fine."

"Then why aren't you staying with her? Do you really want to stay at the school over break?"

"No, no. I'm actually going on vacation with Namjoon."

"Why wasn't I asked about this? This isn't a honeymoon. What are you doing going on vacation with your boyfriend?"

"Careful, or I might think you actually care about what I do. And did you just admit that he's my boyfriend?"

"I do...... not, and I did not."

"And I meant that I'm going with him to visit his family."

"Oh..... well shit Mi. That's pretty big."

"I know. Should I back out? Do you think it's too early?"

"Do you?"

"I don't know."

"Do you want to go?"

"Yeah, I think so."

"Yes or no?"

"Yes."

"Then it's not too early."

"Oh. Thanks."

"How do you feel about it? Is it overwhelming, do you feel pressured?"

"Not at all. I'm a little nervous, though."

"It'll be fine."

"I know."

"Sure you did, idiot."

"Whatever loser."