Dialing...
Loser 💩

"Hey loser!"

"Mi, what is it?"

"It's been a week since we talked, I just...why do I need a reason?"

"Aw, did you miss my voice?"

"Man, fuck you."

"Ouch, I'm hurt, idiot."

"Whatever! Anyways, I called to get information."

"What is it? You know I've got the gossip."

"Well, there's two members in your group that are so obviously destined, and as of recent, there's been new evidence springing up that they should totally date."

"Okay, what is it? Tell me who."

YeongMi smirked, "well, there was a broadcasted fanmeeting..."

"Was it the Mingyu and Jeonghan moment? Because god damn-"

"No... it has to do with butts."

Seungkwan paled. "Please don't-"

"Come on! He said your butt was his favourite part! That doesn't sound very heterosexual. Or platonic."

Well, Seungkwan couldn't really argue with that. "Come on, please don't drag this out."

"... but Kwan - "

"No, just appreciate that my friendship with Hansol is too important to get messed with like that. Besides, think of how awkward it is for the group if members get involved."

"Why does it have to get messed up? Mingyu already told me that he and Wonwoo get busy. And they're fine. So it's not like the members care."

"Wait, how do you know this?"

"Mingyu told me, duh."

"When did you talk to Mingyu?"

"Uh, last? I think yesterday night."

"How the fuck? Why did I not know this?"

"Jeonghan gave me his number a few weeks after you guys left the beach."

"Why did you want his number?"

"I wanted to apologize to him for stealing - well, actually it was you who stole it, but whatever. I wanted to apologize for his shirt. And then, he found out how cool I was so we kept talking."

Seungkwan sighed, rubbing his forehead as he tried to wrap his head around the fact that his little sister was talking to his members without him knowing. He felt like he failed as a big brother.

"Bro come on, it's not like I'm dating him, relax."

"You better not. You're not allowed to date any of them, not when I know what they're like," Seungkwan shuddered, "ugh, gross."

"I mean, he is pretty great. Tall, a pretty good cook, and he's definitely not bad to look at...."

"Okay stop it, come on Mi."

"Relax, I'm joking! I mean, I'm not, he is hot-"

"Mi!"

"I have Namjoon, loser. I'm not interested in anyone else, chill."

"You say this just to rile me up, but come on, how can you expect me not to get upset?"

"Aw, my poor delicate little brother."

"That's big brother to you, missy."

"Oh please, my bad."

"Mi..."

"Okay, okay, I get it. Sorry, bro."

"Yeah, yeah."

"Don't be mad at me, come on boo."

"... dude."

"My man."

"Dick."

"Twat."

"Idiot."

"Loser."

Seungkwan snorted; it always seemed to end like this.

"Listen..."

"Yeah?"

"You're a fucking noob."

"God damnit, I thought you were gonna be nice."

"Me? Never."

"Is it bad that I wouldn't have you any other way?"

YeongMi grinned, happiness washing over her, the type that could only be caused by her brother. "Aw, I'm gonna cry."

"No you're not."

"You're right, I'm not."

"I changed my mind, I wish I had a nice sister."

"Good luck with that Kwan."

"..."

"Aw, I love you though."

"I love you too... idiot."

"Don't forget to fucking eat!"

"Yeah yeah."

"And admit that Hansol is your boyfriend."

"Yeah yeah.... shit, what?"

"Ha! I got you loser. Bye!"

Call ended