**** Seventeen - Adore U (Part Switch)
Funnily enough, I actually wrote the beach scenes in Breaking In before I saw this video. I must have magic powers or some shit ****

Dialing...
Loser 💩

"What's up?"

"Why didn't you tell me you were filming a part switch on the beach?! I love that shit."

"I don't think everyone would appreciate you calling their video shit."

"Oh come on, it's one of those good shits. Like, the kind that just slides out effortlessly, and after you feel like you're empty, but in the best way."

There was the sound of forced gagging coming from YeongMi's phone, and she only laughed at Seungkwan's disgust.

"I didn't know you watched our videos."

"Gasp!"

"It doesn't have the same effect when you say the word gasp, you idiot."

"Ha! That's what you think. Of course I watch your videos! What kind of sister do you take me for?"

"A terrible one, Mi."

"Gasp!"

"Again, seriously?"

"I'm insulted, maybe I shouldn't watch your videos anymore. But you should be nicer to me. I mean, I was your fan when you were still going through puberty and your voice cracked every five seconds. I still clapped even though you sounded like someone was ripping out your vocal chords."

"It wasn't that bad."

"Oh, it was."

"Whatever, whatever."

"But back to why I was calling, the video was great, I loved it."

"...Really?"

"Yeah! Your face every time someone steals your lines is what gives me the strength to carry on."

"Wow, for a second, I thought you were actually being nice."

"I guess you could say that your suffering is what gives me the will the live. Keep up the good work bro."

"I can't believe this, after all I've done for you."

"But I'll admit whenever you steal Hansol's lines, that's pretty entertaining too."

"Oh, finally something I can agree with."

"Yeah, so when are you two gonna date?"

A long, prolonged sigh was the only sound Seungkwan let out.

"Seriously, I'm on board. Like, I totally support you brother. Especially if Hansol is involved."

"We're not talking about this. Like actually, legitimately fuck off."

"Aw, you're no fun."

"How's Namjoon?"
Finally, the perfect distraction. There was no way YeongMi could resist talking about him. Absolutely no way-

"How's Hansol?"

"He's fine, you want to talk to him?"

"No, he's probably busy with - "

"Don't finish that sentence, I'm positive that I don't want to hear it."

"Fine, fine."

"...."

"Namjoon's pretty good, I think at least. We're pretty swamped with work, but he's helping me too. Although, it usually turns into - "

"I don't want to know!"

"I was gonna say napping, calm yourself."

"Jesus Christ, don't scare me like that."

"Don't you mean - "

"Don't. You. Dare."

"Jisoos Christ?"

"I'm actually hanging up."

"You'd never."

"I'm disowning you."

"You're not my dad!"

"What's with the stupid voice?"

"You don't understand pop culture, I'm disappointed. Sometimes I just feel like we can't communicate."

"I feel the same way."

"Thank god."

"You use the word god a lot, maybe you should get some of him in your life."

"Did Joshua convert you? Are you the new preacher of Seventeen?"

"I can't talk to you. Goodbye, I'm hanging up."

"I love you!"

Call ended

Incoming call
Loser 💩

[Accept]                                 [Decline]

"Yes?"

"I love you too idiot."

Call ended