"Have you seen the recent Seventeen broadcast?"

Namjoon was a very patient boyfriend, in his mind. However, the fact that his girlfriend was chattering about her other friends the entire walk to dinner, and didn't look to be stopping anytime soon, Namjoon thought he deserved to be mildly annoyed. They were already seated, and supposed to order any second, but YeongMi wouldn't shut up about Seungkwan.

"What do you want to order?"

"I mean, did you see Seungkwan? He looks so thin, like, he lost so much weight."

"I'm thinking simple ramyeon."

"He didn't smile that much, do you think he's upset?"

"Probably with some kimchi on the side."

"I'm starting to get worried, like, he's so thin."

"But then, the soups look really good."

"Do you think he saw some of the rude fans commenting lies, calling him fat?"

"Do you want to share meals?"

"I think I need to see him soon, maybe I should get the other guys to bother him everytime he doesn't finish his food. Do you think they'd do that?"

"And they have so many fish dishes, what are you thinking of getting?"

"Are you listening to me?"

"Are you listening to me?" Namjoon sighed, staring at YeongMi. "Look, idol life is hard. Maybe he's just been working super hard on the dances recently. I'm sure he's not being too unhealthy."

"Namjoon! That is my -" YeongMi caught herself, faking a cough and looking to her lap, "he's my friend, can't I be concerned? They joke too much about appearance, what if he's doing this to try and appeal to the fans more?"

"But the fans love him."

"But there's always the rude ones. I'm just worried, I can't do anything to help."

Namjoon grabbed YeongMi's hand, making her look up. "You'll always be a help to him. Just support him, maybe he wants to get fit, you don't know if he's scrawny under that shirt, or if he just got really toned."

"I can't imagine him toned. He's always been a cute little squish. I like him like that."

"But it's his body, maybe he wants to be toned, maybe that's what he likes."

YeongMi sighed, "I guess."

"So, what are you gonna get?"

"But like, can't his voice be enough? Why does his appearance have to matter?"

"Are you gonna talk about him all night?"

YeongMi laughed at Namjoon's irritated expression, leaning her head on his shoulder and grinning up at him.

"Are you jealous?"

"I mean, no," Namjoon pursed his lips, looking away. "It's just that on a date, you probably shouldn't talk about another boy to your boyfriend."

"Then should I talk about you instead?" She poked his stomach, smiling. "Have you been losing weight?"

Namjoon pushed her hand away, holding back a snort. "Definitely not. Now, what do you want to eat?"

"Everything."

A laugh, "well at least we don't have to worry about you dieting." Namjoon smiled at YeongMi, who was busy finally looking at the menu. "Let's do it."