How am I supposed to stop Max and Sasha from smashing their lips together?!

I can't believe I have to follow them all day though.

God it really hurts to see them act like this.... wait... WHAT THE FUCK?! Those two are sharing a damn smoothie!

He... l-looks so... h-happy...
m-maybe I shouldn't.... It isn't guaranteed that he likes me
a-anyways...

But, what if... Sasha breaks up with Max?! Will he still loose his emotions?! God Sasha, you fuck everything up.

"Oh Max you're so funny!"

They laughed at the joke made... I couldn't help it... I started to cry...
Why did I have to wait?! God Neil better be working on a antidote.

There fucking drinking out of the same cup but it has two straws in it. Classic fucking love cliche'. It hurts.

"Oh hi Nikki! Care to join us?" Tabii asked. Erin and her was sitting a few tables away from Max and Sasha.

I walk to the table.

"Sooo, Sasha's new boyfriend..."

"I bet it's just like her last one, only his girlfriend, to make another girl jealous." Tabii said.

"WHAT."

"Yeah there is no way Sasha likes Max because of his.... personality. It's probably because of his "handsome face" or whatever." Erin said.

"Why'd you put Quotations around handsome? He is handsome, he always was really funny, mysterious, and cute!"
I said sticking up for him. "Sasha put some love potion in Max's coffee and that's why he's acting weird!"

"Love tonic? Who would make that?" Tabii said.

"A pure genius!" Erin said, blushing.

"Sorry, The boy is gay! But please tell me you guys will help me!"

"I don't know how we can.

A loud crash of lightning crashed and a big sound filled our ears.

Sasha pretended to be scared and hid in Max's chest. He was blushing redder than a tomato. A cheesy smile was on his face.

"I wish I was Sasha right now..."
I said.

"You really must like him!" Tabii said.

"Tabii, I think it's more...."

I start to cry again.

"Let's get out of here," Sasha said.
It was pooring down raining.

Max took off his hoodie and gave it to Sasha.

"Max your such a gentleman! I could kiss you right now!"

"REALLY?!"

"Yeah but be patient, I'll kiss you soon~"

This is so weird to Write!

But please tell me how I did!