-Erza P. O. V.-

Dobengal, Arana, and I were watching Rogue and Kagura from afar. We were positioned under the boardwalk, a little away from their spot on the beach, but enough for them not to notice.

They were talking to some people at a volleyball net. They looked familiar. My binoculars couldn't make them out enough. I adjusted it a little, and they came into focus.

My guild! Laki, Max, Kinana, Warren, Jet, and Droy were there! Oh, the guild must have gone on a vacation because Natsu is sick. Good for them. Appears that Kinana is wearing her revealing bikini. Shame that Erik isn't here to see it. I'd love it for those two to get kinky together.

Maybe I could drag her and some other guy on a trip with Crime Sorciere to defeat a dark guild or something and the two could get together. Nah, when would that ever happen?

"Hand me the walkie talkie, Muffet."

No reply.

I think I know what they were doing.

I turned and saw them making out again.

"Do you two ever come up for air!?"

They suddenly broke apart and stared at me with super serious expressions. "No." Arana tossed me the talkie.

Then they immediately resumed their make out.

"Okay then."

I spoke into the radio.

"Rogura Unit calling StingYu Unit. Come in StingYu Unit."

"StingYu Unit here. Tigress speaking."

"Hello, Tigress, this is Scarlet."

"Are Ninth Grade Ninja and Muffet making out again?"

"Yes. It feels so awkward saying that with their code names."

"Anyway, what's the sitch?"

"Targets Rogue and Kagura have approached my guild mates at the beach. It appears a game of volleyball is inbound."

"Man, I love talking like this! Anyway, this is good! That volleyball won't be the only thing that bounces around! Rogue might get an eyeful of Kagura's large breasts and maybe a predator sense may awaken."

"To be honest, Tigress, I have a strange feeling that two people are going to have sex tonight."

"I get that feeling too. Almost like there's someone dictating the actions of what we do and some people wanted there to be sex involving in this situation we're in and so that person has decided that two people should have sex after the dates are over."

"Yeah, something like that. But that could never happen. This is real life, not some fan fiction like the kind Mira writes."

"What does General Strauss write?"

"She had a lot. There's a NaLu called 'The Fire Dragon's Thrust', and a Gruvia called 'Making Her Wet'. Her most creative title was a... Jerza... called 'Seeing Red & Fucking Blue'. Yeah, she's a bit insane."

"Hey, I've read all of those! Do you really have hot wanted posters of Jellal in your room that you get off to at night?"

"...Scarlet out, over."

I hung up before Minerva could ask anymore questions.

I mean really, that made her think that I had hot pictures of Jellal? How silly. She shouldn't believe everything she reads.

...On a completely unrelated matter, I should make sure Mira stays out of my room.

I can't let her find my hot pictures of Jellal, especially the ones stained with my nosebleeds and... other things...

-Rogue P. O. V.-

We had two four person teams. Jet, Droy, Max, and Laki vs. Kinana, Kagura, Warren, and me.

"We just finished a game, so we can start over." Kinana told us.

She served first. "Zero serving zero!" She bumped the ball over the net.

Max bounced it back over, which I returned.

"I got it!" Jet and Droy both dove after the ball, but hit their heads. The ball landed in the sand.

"Our point!" Kagura cheered!

Kinana served the ball again. "One serving zero!"

This time she hit the ball too hard and it landed past the lines they drew in the sand to mark the court.

"Out of bounds!" Max called.

"Oh, I'm sorry! I messed up, guys." Kinana was sad.

"No, it's fine, Kinana. You did fine." I told her.

That cheered her up. "Thanks Rogue."

"Zero serving one!" Max served the ball before I was ready.

Kagura dove in front of me and bumped it back.

Laki returned her bump, but Kagura spiked it.

"Take that! Our ball now!" She said, pumping her fist in victory.

"Rotate!" I called. We shifted positions. Kagura was serving now.

I gave her a nod of confidence.

"One serving zero!"

She served the ball, only for Laki to hit it right back.

That's when it happened.

I looked over and watched as Kagura jumped to deliver another spike.

She hit it, but I wasn't looking at the volleyball...

I was looking at HER volleyballs...

"Get dunked on, girl!" I could barely hear her voice, her volleyballs were so loud...

As she jumped, hit the ball, and came back down...

Boing-oing-oing...

They jiggled like crazy...

Her bikini made it even better...

I don't know what was going on with me, but I had a strange desire to... squeeze...

POW!

My perverted desires were halted by a volleyball to the face.

"Rogue!" I could hear a female voice. Probably Kagura, but it could be Kinana or Laki.

It was black for a few moments. In that time I saw a light. I did not go into it.

I also saw an angel that looked like me arguing with a devil that looked like me. My shoulder angel and my shoulder devil, I assume.

There was also a few scenes that flashed before my eyes. Me and Sting playing a game of hide and seek as kids. Frosch picking flowers a few days after we met. There was one I didn't recognize. There was a kid with a yellow face and an emotionless expression swiping a real knife at a skeleton with a blue eye in a hoodie. I don't know why, but that scene filled me with determination.

After a moment, I woke up, Kagura, Kinana, and Max were leaning over me.

"You good, man?" Max asked, offering me a hand.

I took his hand and he pulled me up. "Yeah, thanks."

"Sorry about that. Laki can get really into games." He said.

"Yeah, my bad, Rogue." Laki apologized.

"No big deal." I said.

"Your nose is bleeding!" Kinana cried.

I felt my nose and there was indeed blood.

"Probably from the volleyball." Kagura said.

"...Yes...Definitely...The volleyball... The big, jiggly volleyball..." I mumbled.

"You okay, Rogue?" Kagura asked.

"Yeah, I'm just... a little worn out."

"Let's go swimming!" Kagura grabbed my arm and we ran to the water.

Great... Now I get to see her in a swimsuit AND when she's dripping wet...

Down, boy.