part 5.

A/n-hey guys another chapter is here. I hope you have been liking the story.do you think the charecter is to op or not comments are appriecated and im always open to new ideas. now on with the story.
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Issei's pov

I'm with asia walking to school and draig started to talk.

Draig-issei beware of the kid you know as (y). He dosent have his amulwt on so dont piss him off.

Issei-why draig jes just a regular kid.

Draig-no he is not.he is dangerous. His full strength rivals even  rias's brother.

Issei- so hes not going to sto-

???-Yo issei who are you talking to

You walk up on your way to your first class and see issei talking to his arm.

Issei- no one why?

(Y) because you were talking to your arm.*sweatdrops* do you have voices un your head. FINALLY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE.

issei- wait what are you talking about.

(Y)the voices. You know like the ones that say you are the lord and savior of this world.

Issei- umm no. Why do you have voices.

(Y) pffft. No. (Whispers) not the one talking toy arm.

Asia- hey (y) you should know issei is a-

(Y)dragon i know i can feel his energy. Well we should get going because ae have phys ed today.

Issei- ah hell yeah looking at chicks with short shorts.

Asia- issei.*Blushes*

(Y) you really like the female body to much man. Its freaky.

Issei- are you calling me a pervert.

(Y) in a sense yes.

Issei- hey im not a pervert im just a connasuier of the ladies.

(Y) issei thats what they call a pervert especailly when you are peeping through wholes of a girls lockeroom.well i we should hurry before we are late to pe because i ant trying to miss any of it.

Timeskip to start of pe.

(Y) asia what do you usually do for pe.

Asia- usually girls do track and field activities and guys play soccer. But most guys just watch the girls running.

(Y) like issei and those two next to him.

Teacher: ok students today both of males and females are doing the fitness test so get in groups of two and well get to the first activity.

(Y)well this will be easy who will be my partner. ISSEI!!!

Issei- why are you yelling when im next to you.

(Y)- your gonna be my partner.

All the girls- ahhhh i wanted to be (y) partner.

(Y) actually you wouldnt.

Girl 1- why?

(Y)see my father was very strict and always when it came to fitness test like these he would yell alot.

Girl2- why?

(Y) lets just say he was a bit of a health nut.issei you're going first.

Issei- why cant you go first.

(Y)because im being a courteous gentlemen and letting the ladies going first.

Issei- hey thats very thoughtful of yo-HEY I AM NOT A WOMAN.

(Y) sure but you probably cant do more pushups than most of them.

Issei- ill show you.

Issei starts doing pushups.

(Y) you call that a pushup it looks like your trying to fuck the ground

Issei is trying to do more pushups but nate keeps yelling at him until time ends.

(Y)really issei only fifteen good pushups. my grandmother cand do more then that and shes dead.

You start doing your pushups perfect form and isn't stopping for any breaks until time ends.

(Y)issei i hope you could count that high because of how fast i did them.

Issei-how much did you do in those two minutes.

(Y)you're lucky i was counting in my head it was 124 pushups.

All the guys- what. How could you do that much.

(Y) my dad was in the specail forces and lets just say when i was younger he made mr workout and do a lot of martial arts and stuff like that.

Know ypu are just trump everyone with how mucj ypur doing in the fitness test and ots the last event the 5k run.

Issei- he how about we make a bet.

(Y)ok im down.

Issei-if i win you will have to let me go out with your sister.

(Y)wait how do you know i have a sister.... Akeno.

Issei- yeah and i here shes pretty hot two.

(Y)ok issei  but what do i get when i win.

Issei-ill let you go out eith rias gremory.

(Y)deal. You are so gonna lose and get your ass beat by rias.

Issei-oh really why do you think that.

(Y) because i am in first ind the standings so far and you are dead last. Even all the girls are before you even asia. No offence asia but she isnt really the most athletic girl.

Issei-are you calling asia fat.

Asia- no hes just saying im not really an athletic type of person.

(Y) yeah. If anything asia should eat a little more. No offense asia.

Asia-none taken.

So the runing starts and issei starts out at a full on sprin and you are running and in cadence two.

(Y)mamma and where laying in bed.
Mamma rolled over this is what she said.
A gimme some
Pt.
Good for you
Good for me
Up im the mornin in the rising sun.
Gonna run ally day till the running a done.
Ho-chi-min is a son of a bitch.
Got the bueballs,crabs and the seven years itch.
I dont know but i been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold
Mm good
Feels good
Taste good
Is good
Mighty good
Good for you
Good for me
This is my rifle
This is my gun(holds crotch)
This i for fighting
And this is for fun(holds crotch)
If i die in the combat zone
Box me up and ship me home
Pin my medals upon my chest
And telly mom i done my best.

(A/n- if you know what movie this is from you are awsome)

You run and of course finnish first with runnimg 21 minutes(7 min mile for ypu ppl that are stupid. 5K is about 3 miles. Pretty good☺☺)

(Y)21 minutes not bad issei is three quarters way through his second mile. Not the slowest but not the fastest.

You are waiting for issei to finish and he is pretty much dead after he finishes.

Issei- did... I.... Win

(Y)nope not even close.

You say walking over eating a bag of chips.

Issei-you cheated.

(Y)issei how can you cheat in running.

Rias- yeah issei.and cheating in what.

Issei-in the race i was first im the first part. And some how he passed.

(Y) probably when you threw up on the second lap. And hey rias when should we go pn that date.

Rias(flustered) What date. Why are you asking me.

(Y)because me and issei made a bet and-

Rias-ISSEI YOU IDIOT WHY ARE YOU MAKING BETS THAT YOU CANT WIN FOR CHRIST SAKES. AGH.

Rias gets a hedache from what she said.

(Y) rias since its almost lunch te and i have a free period afyer tjat can we do that thing.

Rias-what thing.

Issei- are you tryimg to bang rias already.

(Y)YES ISSEI. Iam totally tryingto bang rias.

Rias-(Y) DONT SAY THAT SO LOUD.

(Y)i was trying to be sarcastic but we should do the whole you know. Turn me into a devil thing.

Rias-oh thats what you mean ok lets go.

Issei- wait you to are really going to fuck. Can i watch.

Rias and (y)-NO AND NO.(blushing)

Timeskip after school at orc building.

Rias- ok all of us are here i got something to adress

Issei- is it that ypu are dating (y).

Rias-NO AND YOU ARE GETTING TWO THOUSAND SPANKINGS FOR THE BET YOU DID WITH HIM. Ahmm but we have a new member to our peerage.come on out.

(Y) sup ppl or should i say fellow devils.

Akeno- say that coming

Koneko- same here

Issei- wait what?

(Y) numbnutz um part of rias's peerage know.

Asia-yay i know that you will be a great part of our family.

Kiba-i think we havent met im kiva rias's knight.

(Y) cool we should spar sometime i need to kind of work on my sword skill a bit more.

Kiba-likewise.

Rias-ok with introductions out of the way we got a stray to deal with. (Y) i dont want you to fight unless we nesicarilly are i. Any danger because your amulet broke.

(Y)yeah yeah i knpw my sister probably got a new one and ill have one by tomorrow.

Rias- ok.

You guys go to where the stray is and they defeat it with ease you all are dismissed and you start going home.you are listenimg to some A7x and a light spear is thrown.

(Y) well shit that was close.

You summon your scythe.

(Y)time to reap this assholes spul to.

Fallen angel- who are you calling an asshole stray.

(Y) well numbnutz since theres two people here and im one of them i think thst cancels it out.

You rush at him an d bitch slap him with the chain and the you send him to purgatory.

(y)well that was easy.
I should get home quick befoe anymore come i guess ill fly.

You sprout your four black wings of death.(you got a second pair gr becoming a devil instead of getying some devil wings)

(Y)geez havent  done this in a while

5Minutes later you get home and eat dinner get homework done and go to sleep. Your sis was out getting that new amulet as she put it in a note that you could easily decode. You are in the dream world and you hear a voice

???Lord death we are finally alone to talk.

(Y)who said that and who are you.

???It was me.

You look behind you and see a dragon that had many heads

(Y)holyshit you're a hydra

Hydra- you're not scared of me

(Y)nah i have seen scarier.

Hydra- well my name isnt just hydra

(Y)ok . ill name you hydro

Hydra-no you ste not my name is aquardiseous

(Y)hydro sounds cooler. So are you like a wayer hydra.

Hydro-funny you should ask i am actually the demonic dragon of fire and earth.

(Y)was satan drunk when he named you

Hydro-actuallty it was hades who named me and yes he was drunk. After a drinking contest witj baachus.

(Y)oh um so do are you like a gear thingymajig and give me powers

Hydro-yeah them assholes draig and albion got me captured

(Y)who are they

Hydro-you will known soon enough my child

(Y)but you arent my dad.

Hydro-and that daisy chick-----

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CLIFFHANGER

Author-kun-ok so youet your dragon and a suprise for next chapter. Comment and like this story if you do and look out for the next chapter.





















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