A/N: Imagine the Priestress can shoot laser with her eyes, WELL NOW IT'S TRUE!

Narrator POV

Y/N woke up, stressed

The reason is simple, he is going to see the Priestress of Inazuma, Aka Yae 

Raiden: Don't be nervous, she is a kind and adorable person, she won't hurt you

Y/N: She can literally curse me for life, the fuck do you mean don't be nervous? I'm sure she can shoot laser with her eyes

Raiden: Don't be ridiculous, no one can do that

Y/N: I can do it, watch

Raiden: Stop dreami-

Y/N directly shot a Thunder laser from his nose, as he looked at Raiden, waiting

Y/N: You were saying?

Raiden: .....Let's just go

She grabbed his arm, taking him to where the Priestress Yae was waiting, all of this, below the heartbroken look of Sara

Timeskip

Y/N: WHY IS THERE SO MUCH STAIRS HERE?!

Raiden : Ask Yae afterwards, she asked for this

Y/N: She's gonna hear me ranting don't worry

We passed the portal of the shrine, as priestresses bowed to Baal, but look curious at me

Y/N: You go meet her first and tell her the situation or you want me to rant right now?

Raiden: I'll talk to her first

Y/N: Go on then, oh mighty shogun of the doom

She smiled slightly, before leaving Y/N with the priestress

Priestress: So......

Y/N: I'm her personal singer

Priestress: Can we hear a song?

Y/N: A beautiful one?

They nodded as i started

Y/N:

https://youtu.be/Mu8zGKcY_Ck

Priestresses: LET'S DYE THIS WORLD, EVEN IF I CANNOT GRAB THIS SWORD!

Y/N: ALL I NEED IS GETTING STRONG!

Y/N & Priestresses: WE CAN CATCH THE GAME!

???: Well, it seems like you all are having fun

They turn around, and saw Raiden and the Priestress of the doom, Aka Yae, walking toward them

Priestresses: Good morning, Priestress Yae!

Yae: Hello to you all too, and hello young ma-

Y/N: Can you shoot laser with your eyes?

Everything stopped, as everyone looked at Y/N like he was crazy, except Raiden, who rubbed her tample

Raiden: This guy........

Y/N: So, can you do it?

???: Hahahaha! I finally made it!

They all turn to the owner of the voice, and see a criminal climbing the mountain, bare hand, and laugh

Criminal: I climbed all the way with my bare hand, now, one of your priestress will marry me!

Y/N: No

Yae: Absolutely Not

Raiden: Never in a life

Criminal: You never had a choi-!

Yae pointed at somewhere in the sky, as everyone looked up except Y/N, as she shot a laser from her eyes, killing the criminal instantly

Yae: My, it seems like our guest is now gone

Y/N: I KNEW IT!

Yae: Yes, i can shoot laser from my eyes, like i can destroy this entire country if i wanted

Y/N: Hey calm down! I just got out of the street and when i'm getting comfortable you want to destroy it? Girl go fuck yourself, Bitchae

Raiden slapped the back of his hand, a thick mark on her head

Raiden: Put more respect on the Priestress name

Y/N: When you will be able to sleep without break-dancing

Raiden: I do not move when i sleep!

Y/N: You do, i woke up in another room, i don't know how

Raiden:  Well, even if move, i can't move people from their place. You should ask Sara about it

Y/N: Ok, but the real question is, who cook ton-

Raiden: You, and i won't accept no

Y/N: Yes there is an argument

Raiden: No there's not

Y/N: THERE IS!

Raiden: There's not

Y/N: Okay there's not any argument. Now......

Y/N pointed his finger at Yae, who looked surprised

Y/N: I challenge you to a rap battle!

Raiden: Sometimes i wonder why i bringed you with me......

Yae: Well then, if you insist, i guess i can not refuse

They both got into positions, as Raiden stood on top of a rock, in the middle

Raiden:  Why am i the judge of this?

Y/N: Because i decided

Yae: Now, shall we begin?

Y/N: Yes, let's do this!

https://youtu.be/1MmU289DhNA

Raiden: Holy...... Since when can you sing like that?! AND WHERE DID YOU LEARNED TO BEATBOX?!

Yae: I have my secret, Shogun, and so does Y/N, he wasn't even serious in this

Y/N: Yeah, it was to have fun mostly, but if wanted, i would have kicked your ass 

Raiden: I have so many questions....... But now, is not the time. We need to head back to the castle

Priestress: I have a question for you, Y/N

Y/N: What's up aside the sky?

Priestress: Can you fly?

Y/N: ........

Raiden: Don't you dare

Yae: Do it

Y/N: I'm going to test that out

Y/N started to run toward the edge of the cliff, and jump, trying to fly

Raiden: THAT IDIOT!

Raiden followed instantly after him, in order to save him before he become one with the ground

The priestresses looked up, and see Raiden carrying Y/N by the back of his collar, as he was shadow swimming

Y/N: I BELIEVE I CAN NOT FLY!

Raiden: YOU'RE GOING TO FLY AFTER I KICK YOUR ASS!

Yae: It seems like that Raiden like him a lot

Priestress : Don't we all like him? In a friendly way of course, don't want to fight the shogun for a man........

Yae: Well, perhaps, but this is a story for another time

Priestress : Oh my archon..... The priestress Yae love someone!

Yae: Raiden, you may have find the onr you love, but do not forget about the other people who have the same feelings as you

She looked at the two flying away, as she let out a small sigh, and return to her business

Timeskip

Y/N: So, you're telling me i have the same power than you over thunder

Raiden: Yes

Y/N: And so, i can fly

Raiden: Yes

Y/N: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU LET ME FLY THEN?!

Raiden: BECAUSE YOU'RE DUMB!

Y/N: YOU ALMOST PUT OIL IN YOUR TEA DON'T TALK ABOUT ME BEING DUMB!

Raiden: YOU FOUGHT A WALL!

Y/N: HE WAS IN MY WAY!

Raiden: THAT'S WHAT THEIR BUILD FOR!

Y/N: THEN THEY NEED TO LEARN TO NOT STAY IN MY WAY!

Raiden: THEY ARE WALLS! THEY ARE NOT ALIVE AND DON'T HAVE FEELINGS!

Meanwhile......

Wall-Kun: All of those words pains me........

Wall-Chan: Do not worry, Wall-kun...... I will always be at your side....

Wall-Kun: I still don't understand........ Why does people think we are not alive?

Wall-Sama: Because we're not, dumbass

Wall-Kun: Oh. WAIT WHO ARE YOU CALLING DUMBASS DIPSHIT?!

Return to Y/N.......

Raiden: Why are you starring at those walls

Y/N: I feel like they're having an argument because of us

Raiden: You're weird

Y/N: I can cook

Raiden: My only weakness.......

Y/N: Anyway, what do you want to eat

Raiden: I would like so-

Y/N: SIKE! You tought you can choose? Yeah no i'm the cook i decide

Raiden: You're a kidder

Y/N: No i'm a clown and this castle is my circus

Raiden: So i'm a clown too?

Y/N: No you're the circus master

Raiden: Of course. I rule over the country, after a-

Y/N: NO BECAUSE YOUR COOKING SKILLS ARE THE BIGGEST JOKE THAT EXISTED! 

Y/N started to flee while dancing around, as Raiden was shaking in anger

Raiden:  THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DEAD!

Y/N: LIKE YOUR MEALS!

Raiden: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

And so, she chased after him all around the castle all night, as Y/N have saw death more than he should have.......

Meanwhile.......

Sara: I am sorry, Shogun Raiden, but i have no other choice.......

Sara looked up, with a determined look, toward the moon

Sara: I will take Y/N from you, no matter what

Chapter 3: Finished

A/N: Was supposed to be out 2 days ago, but i was tired. Meh