A/N: Hi :D

Before I start the chapter, I'm going to say a few things

First, no, I didn't dropped the book blablabla I'm not a RWBY abused story writer

Second, saying "Hey, we're waiting for the update haha :D" is only going to delay it even more

For every "Hey, when the next update?" comments on this story, I will delay the next chapter release by one day

You want to play like that? I'm in, but don't complain about it next

Now, back to scratching my BAAL HAHAHAHAHHAHA end me.

Narrator POV

In front of Y/N stood Baal, the 'self called' sister of Ei

Of course, Y/N didn't believe her

Y/N: Nice joke, did laugh, but in my head

Baal: But I am telling the truth, vessel

Y/N: You know who's the other vessel I know?

Baal: Who?

Y/N: Your mom. Now tell me who the fuck are you

Baal: I am the previous archon, who gived her place to Ei 500 years ago, in the battle o-

Y/N: I asked for who you are, not a biography 

Baal: I don't know what my sister love in you

Y/N: You're this not loved for you to find an imaginary sister? Like, GIRL YOU'RE ALONE IN HERE!

Baal: SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE!

Y/N: I DON'T WANT TO!

Baal took a sword, before trying to slash at Y/N, but Y/N jumped back

Y/N: SHE WANT TO KILL ME!

He send lightning at her with his nose, tazing her, as she falled on the ground, surprised

She looked up, and see Y/N, dancing in front of her, his hand on his forehand, jumping on each leg

Baal: What the?

He flipped her off, before wiping the sweat off his forehead, and smile

Y/N: Another day where Y/N win again

Baal: I........

Y/N: You

Baal: .......How can Ei be still sane after staying with you for so long?

Y/N: I don't know, ask her directly

Baal: I can't I'm dead

Y/N: Loser, if it was me, I would have come back from the dead to be as smug as I could

Baal: .......

She didn't say anything, before she laughed suddendly, tears in her eyes

Baal: Oh my! I never saw someone like you in all of my year of living! How can you be like this?

Y/N: Don't know, don't care

Baal: Can you tell me, how is life on the outside?

Y/N: ?

Baal: What?

Y/N: 's up aside the sky

Baal: Don't start ok?

Y/N: On ice

Baal: I hate you

Y/N: Kulele

Baal: HOW?!

Y/N: Ling

Baal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

Timeskip

Baal finally calmed down, and Y/N told her about how things were done in Inazuma

Baal: ......You know you can strike anything with Thunder, right?

Y/N: Yup

Baal: And you can even beat Ei in a 1v1?

Y/N: Yup

Baal: Then why you didn't change the country yet?!

Y/N: Money

Baal: Money is use-

Y/N: Shut up or I slap you again

Y/N scratched his back, and yawned loudly

Baal: You're this tired?

Y/N: Yeah, because of how BORING YOU ARE!

Y/N got up, before walking to the core, and approach his hand to it

Baal: If you touch it you die

Y/N: W, wait no. Why would I die?

Baal: You touch it, it absorb your power, you die

Y/N: Aight, bet

He touched it, as nothing happened

Baal: I.......... What?

Y/N: Cap beyond limit

Y/N headed out, before looking at Baal, and smirk

Y/N: See ya around

He walked away, as Baal looked at him, before she smiled

Baal: I think I understand why she love you this much

In the fight of Yae and the Harbringers.......

Yae was having more trouble, because Snezhnaya's harbringer had transformations they hided

Yae: Tch......

Scaramouche: Give up, and maybe this death of yours will be somehow gentle

Y/N: NOT SO FAST!

They looked up, and see Y/N flying toward them, as he assumed his landing position

When his feet touched the ground, he slipped, and falled face first

It calmed the battle, as Yae, snickered, while Signora laughed

Y/N got up, wiping the dust off of him, and pointed in front of him

Y/N: Envoys of Snezhnaya! Today is the day where you will meet your lover!

Signora: Oh~? Are you submitting to us~?

Tartaglia: Hell no I'm not into this

Scaramouche: Me too

Y/N: You're currently standing on him

Signora looked below her, and saw the ground

Signora: But I don't see you at my fe-

She suddendly got punched in the face, as Y/N crouched down and got up 3 times, as Scaramouche tried to hold his laughter

Signora: What are you laughing about?! He is our ennemy!

Scaramouche: He just Tea-bagged you!

Tartaglia was holding his stomach, while Scaramouche falled on the ground, laughing

Signora: S-Shut up! It's not funny! YOU BRAT?!

Scaramouche: HUH?! WHAT WAS THAT?!

And so, they started to fight, while Tartaglia was watching and eating

Y/N walked to Yae, who was in shock at what happened

Yae: How........

Y/N: Time to go and search for Ei

He started to walk away, Yae regaining her usual smile, and decided to watch the Harbringer fight

Timeskip

Y/N was in the house, that was literally freezing, where Ei was, and surprisingly, there was also the Archon of Snezhnaya, aka the Tsaritsa

Tsaritsa: Oh? It is quite a surprise since I saw a Human standing at the side of an Archon, as equals

Y/N: Yo

Ei: My homie is now here

Y/N: That's me, but change your haircut, it's ugly

Ei: Says the one who look like a broken boat

Y/N: You're in love with a boat, you weirdo

The Tsaritsa didn't say anything, but only looked at them, not saying anything

Ei: Oh yeah? Bet, I ask divorce

Y/N: I take the kid, the house, the army, and the country

Ei: You can't

Y/N: I can, I said I wanted them first

Ei: That's not it works

Y/N: Rock paper scissors, I win I take everything, you win I take everything

Ei: Ok, wait no-

Y/N: Too late, ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!

They did, and surprisingly, Y/N won

Y/N: Too easy

Ei: I divorce from my decision of divorcing you

They were interrupted by a cough, as they saw the Tsaritsa, with her eyes closed

Ei: Oh, I forgot

Y/N: You're so important I thought you never existed

Ei: W

Tsaritsa: Now, Ei, what is your decision?

Y/N: What happened?

Ei: She want me to give her my Gnosis so she can achieve her goal

Y/N: Why does she need that even? She's a fucking god. She want to become a super-duper god?

Ei: Nice one

Tsaritsa: I want to overthrow 'her', that is why

Ei: Still holding grudge, I see

Y/N: But sorry, we refuse

Ei: We? It's my Gnosis

Y/N: I'm literally the core of Inazuma, how in the almighty fuck can't I say my opinion on this?

Tsaritsa: So you refuse, huh?

Ei: Yes, because after all, we have something planned with it next week

Tsaritsa: Oh?

Y/N: Wedding

The Tsaritsa didn't say anything, before she closed her eyes, smiled, and clapped her hands

Tsaritsa: Congratulations! So you're going to do the wedding next week? If I knew sooner, I wouldn't have bother your country!

Y/N: Eh?

Ei: *Whisper* She transform like a dotting big sister when she hear the word wedding, from anyone

The Tsaritsa grabbed Y/N's hand, and shake it

Tsaritsa: I hope you 2 will be happy together!

Y/N: Holy shit, even if you're the Cryo Archon, your hands are so warm, it's against logic

Tsaritsa: I get that a lot, but still, thank you!

She shake the hand of Ei, before getting up, and walk away

Tsaritsa: I hope you will invite me to your wedding!

She waved goodbye, as Y/N and Ei looked at her, not saying anything

Ei: ...... Hey Y/N

Y/N: Sup

She got up, and T-posed, as Y/N realized

Y/N: OH SHI-!

He was send flying by the sheer power of her T-posed, as she laughed, and see the sky clearing up, the sun 

Ei: Hey Sis, I know I have been sulking down a lot since you died, but since Y/N is here.......

She smiled widely, and walk out of the house, and see Inazuma, cheering for their victory

Ei: I feel like myself again!

Chapter 11: Finished

A/N: You waited a month for that, you ain't getting anything else from me, since I'm HORNY