It's Valentine's Day in Japan. Every boy got their delicious chocolate. Even Kiba, Saji and Y/n got theirs too. But 95% are just for Y/n only.

(Y/n's P.O.V)

"Dear lord, Y/n! Look at your bags!" Saji exclaimed looking at my 4 carts full of boxes of chocolates. "I only got 6!"

"I guess they really adore you. I only got 57 this year. 6 less than last year." Kiba said chuckling who also has a cart in his hands.

"They really made lots of chocolate. I'm actually impressed." I said surprised. Seriously, chocolate cake? Chocolate pie? Chocolate marshmallows? Chocolate that is dipped in chocolate with mint flavoured? Is that a chocolate statue of me?! How much time do they have to do this?!

Then a girl with orange hair approach us.

(Imagine her in a Kuoh uniform.)

"A-Anou. Excuse me, Saji?"

"Hmm?" He looked at her.

"Who is that?" I said to Kiba.

"That's Alice Valkyrie. She's a transfer student from America in my class." He said. Then he chuckled. "She has a thing for Saji."

"Well that explains it." I remembered when me and Saji are talking when I saw a girl hiding behind the pillar looking flustered. I guess she was looking at him.

"What is it, Alice?"

"Well. The thing is...the reason was..." She then blushes beet red as steam coming out of her ears. "Here you go!" She hands him a box and left.

We blinked two times.

"Well that happened."

"What's inside, Saji?"

He then started to sniff. He sniff the box for a few times then his eyes are widen. He slowly open a box and saw made him drool.

"Are those pancakes?" Kiba said.

"Not just any ordinary pancakes." Saji starts crying in joy. "They're chocolate pancakes with chocolate syrup and marshmallows." He said quietly. "It even has chocolate chips inside."

He grab the fork, cut the small piece and eat it. Then he felt a party inside his mouth. His eyes are sparkled.

"Umm Saji?" I waved at his face but no avail.

".........I'm gonna marry her."

I was kinda confused.

"Huh?"

"I want to protect her at all cost." He then slowly puts the plate down and garb Kiba's collar and shake him ferociously.

"Which class is she in?!"

"Class 2-A."

He then sprint in the hallway. But no before he grab the plate and leave fast.

"..."

"..."

"I think he got this." I said smiling.

"Yeah."

(Timeskip brought to you by Chibi Sona making chocolate for Y/n with the help of her mom.)

"Here's your chocolate, Y/n."

'Here's mine, Senpai."

"Mine too, Senpai."

"I hope you like my chocolate, Y/n. I worked hard for this."

Minute after minute, I received more and more chocolate from all girls, including the teachers.

"H-Hey Y/n." I look and saw Sona blushing where her hands is behind her back while her legs are rubbing against each other.

"What is it, babe?"

"H-Here's my chocolate." She hands out a decent-looking package. Huh. Strange. She always bad at baking. Maybe this is her comeback like a BTS concert.

"Thanks."

"Will you taste it for me?" She said rubbing her hand.

"Sure."

I opened it and there's 8 pieces of chocolate-shaped hearts. Looks good. I took one bite and my expression is this.

You know how those faces where you taste it, you feel like you're eating a spoonful of vegemite. This. This is the face I'm making.

"What's wrong?"

I stand there for like 5 seconds and swallowed the chocolate.

"Did you accidentally put salt instead of sugar?"

She gasped in shock.

"Oh no! I forgot to read the labels! I've spent all night making that and I ruined it." She look down in sorrow knowing that she messed up big time.

I couldn't stand there seeing her feel sad, so I took a piece of chocolate she made, cup her chin took look at me and kiss her lips. Her lips made it more sweeter, now it taste like caramel-filing chocolate.

Sona hug me tight as she felt my tongue dancing around her mouth. I slowly step back and sit down on a very convenient bench and enjoy the dessert.

5 minutes later, we separated our lips leaving a small thin trail of saliva.

"I don't need your baking to know how much you love me, I just need to look at you and you're already sweetened my mouth." I hold her hands which was bandaged. "I'll teach you how to do it when we had our time." I kissed her injured hand.

She blushed hearing this from me.

"Okay."

"KYAAA!"

"SO ROMANTIC!"

"I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TYPE TWO DIABETES BECAUSE IT'S SO SWEET!"

Fuck. I forgot about the girls.

(Timeskip)

Y/n has been encountered with dozens of girls. Sona's peerage, Murayama's friends, and finally the O.R.C club.

First, Koneko gave him a box of Pocky and tell him to do a Pocky challenge with her. He did and they got a kiss which made her blush a bit. Next is Asia, just like Koneko but a bit longer. Raynare is next, she gave him a chocolate bar. He took a bite and does the same thing as he did to Sona. Kalawarner, also that but with more tongue and touching. Isami is next in line and she took out a lipstick. She spins it a couple of times and it has chocolate in a shape of a lipstick mold. She spread it on her lips, smack it and proceeds to kiss him very passionately for 10 minutes. Rias and Akeno both said that their gift will be at his house.

(One of these is referencing an anime.)

He bet he's gonna have the best Valentine gifts tonight.

(Y/n's P.O.V)

Right now I'm eating homemade chocolate macaroons as a snack. Wow, Katase really good at baking. All the chocolate I sent it to my house and in the fridge to later use. Or a treat for Angela.

"Hey bastard." I look at the leader of the Perverted Trio.

"What?"

"Why do you always have chocolate treats from all the chicks?! We barely got even one!"

"How about you three stop being perverted for once, think about your actions and maybe you'll get some chocolate."

Motohama think of this for a moment and decided to stand up to himself.

"I decided to change myself from now on." He then takes off his glasses. "These are actually fake lenses. I don't know why I wear this, but it's making me uncomfortable." He then smash it on the ground. "From now on, I'll change my old self into a new leaf."

The rest of the group are dumbfounded by his decisions. I smiled at him. He's telling the truth. He is going to change.

"Motohama! What are you saying?!"

"What I'm trying to say is, I quit this fucking group. I'll never join you ever again. I thought doing would have tons of girls. But not this crap for 2 years straight. Have fun with your "Harem King" work, you two. Y/n has already beat you to it."

Then he left with his hands in his pocket pants.

"...Motohama looked cool all of the sudden now." One female student said.

This is my cue to leave with all this in my hands.

"Where are you going?!"

"I need to meet someone named Nunya."

"Nunya what?"

"Nunya business."

"Hey!"

"Later."

(3rd P.O.V)

After school *cough hell* had ended, he went home and encountered with his female peerages. Do I need to repeat myself again?

When he arrived at his room for the gift, he open the door and was greeted with two beautiful gifts.

(Just imagine they're holding a piece of chocolate in their mouth with the word Love written on their breasts with chocolate. Also do you know how hard it is not to have a boner seeing those pics? Impossible.)

"Hello Y/n~❤️."

"We've been waiting for you~❤️."

"Come taste our gift, honey~❤️."

Y/n stand there for a second, and immediately jumps in for action. Later on, moans and slapping are heard in the room. He also learned to made a clone of himself a while ago. This is gonna be his first time using this.

(Meanwhile in the Underworld)

Venelana and Grayfia are ready to visit Y/n. Once they opened the portal, what they see made them blushed.

Y/n was screwing Akeno's pussy while the other Y/n is screwing her ass. The hybrid's mind is clouded with lust and love she's having right now as they're double penetrating her. Rias was fucked both front and back.  They've been doing this four 4 hours.

Both visitors only know one thing on their mind.

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Happy Valentine's Day you nappy people! I haven't received any chocolate for like 7 years😢. But that's okay. I'm just an otaku who likes anime, singing Kpop and writing. No one wants me. *sniff* it's fine.

I'm feeling just fine fine fine

이젠 너의 손을 놓을게

I know I'm all mine, mine, mine

'Cause I'm just fine

I'm feeling just fine, fine, fine

더 이상은 슬프지 않을래

I could see the sunshine, shine, shine

'Cause I'm just fine, just fine.

Ha ha ha.

Save me from the forever alone😢.