What Luan Thinks Of You
*THESE PUNS ARE GONNA BE SO TERRIBLE PLEASE FORGIVE ME I TRIED I SUCK AT PUNS!!! D:*
Aries - "I can't think of A-RIESon not to like you" ;)
{"I can't think of a reason not to like you"}
Taurus - "The TUAR-of-US are awesome together!" ;)
{"The two of us are awesome together"}
Gemini - "You must be worth a lot, because I can see a GEM-IN-yur-I!" ;)
{You must be worth a lot, because I can see a gem in your eye."}
Cancer - "I know CANCER is not a joke, don't, worry, I'll take you seriously!" ;)
{I know cancer is not a joke, don't worry, I'll take you seriously"}
Leo - "Would you LEOnd me your hand?" ;)
{"Would you lend me your hand?"}
Virgo - "VIRGOing to get to know each other pretty well, i'm sure!" ;)
{"We're going to get to know each other pretty well, I'm sure"}
Libra - "We should get some books at the LIBRAry together!" ;)
{"We should get some books at the library together"}
Scorpio - "Don't be a SCORPIOn and sting my heart!" ;)
{"Don't be a scorpion and sting my heart"}
Sagittarius - "It'll be SAG-to-TTARI-US apart!" ;)
{"It'll be sad to tear us apart"}
Capricorn - "Do you mind if I put a CAP-ric-ORN your head?" ;)
{"Do you mind if I put a cap on your head?"}
Aquarius - "We should take some AQUA-RI-US when we go outside!" ;)
{"We should take some aqua/water with us when we we go outside"}
Pisces - "Can you put together the broken PISCES of my heart?" ;)
{"Can you put together the broken pieces of my heart"}
*I'm very tempted to change the title to 'Terrible Luan Pick-up lines'. Sorry about my stupidity.*
~A special apology to the signs whose pun doesn't make any sense, I suck badly at coming up with those.~
~*Bows repeatedly*~
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