[I.am.Merry has created a chatroom]

Admin: [insert username here] has entered the chatroom.

I.am.Merry: I still don't know who you are, Admin...

[insert username here]: HI MERRY!

I.am.Merry: Pippin?! Is that you?

[insert username here]: Yeah, don't you recognise your own cousin?

I.am.Merry: Pip, you didn't make a username.

[insert username here]: I already use my name. Why would I need another one?

I.am.Merry: *sigh* Okay, I'll be over in 5 to help you.

[insert username here]: What? Merry's coming over to my house? YAAAYYY!!! This is the first play date we've had in years! We can play dolls, and have a tea party, and...

I.am.Merry: O.o

I.am.Merry: Pippin ... um...

[insert username here]: Uhhhhhhhh, FRODO HACKED MY ACCOUNT!

Admin: IMMA_RINGBEARER has entered the chatroom.

IMMA_RINGBEARER: Hey guys, what's up?

I.am.Merry: Pippin...?!

IMMA_RINGBEARER: *reads chat* PIPPIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[insert username here]: Uhhh, guys I got to go. Um, Merry's coming over and I've got to prepare the uh ... um ... bye!

Admin: [insert username here] has left the chatroom.

I.am.Merry: *sigh* Sorry Frodo, I DID promise to help him. See ya!

IMMA_RINGBEARER: Oh, Merry, if he asks you to play dress-ups, RUN!

I.am.Merry: Umm ... okay ... I'll bear that in mind... O.o

Admin: I.am.Merry has left the chatroom.

IMMA_RINGBEARER: I guess it's just me. :(

IMMA_RINGBEARER: And stupid Admin.

IMMA_RINGBEARER: Again. >:(

Admin: S=T=A=R of the show and Everyone-loves-legolas121 have entered the chatroom.

S=T=A=R of the show: Hey dude, wassup?

IMMA_RINGBEARER: AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! A STAR IS TALKING TO ME!

S=T=A=R of the show: Chillax bro. It's just the one and only Kíli Arken. *signs random girl's autograph and she faints*

IMMA_RINGBEARER: What? No way, get lost! I'm the star of the show!

S=T=A=R of the show: Noooo, I AM!!!!!

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Uhh, guys, I hate to break it to you, but Sam is the real hero.

IMMA_RIINGBEARER: Legolas, go away, this isn't about you!

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Gosh! What happened to the "Everyone loves Legolas"?

IMMA_RINGBEARER: It never existed!

Everyone-loves-legolas121: What? #heartbroken

S=T=A=R of the show: YOU HEARD HIM!!!

Everyone-love-legolas121: *cries* WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Admin: Everyone-loves-legolas121 has left the chatroom.

S=T=A=R of the show: Now look what you did!

IMMA_RINGBEARER: Me?!

S=T=A=R of the show: Yes you!

IMMA_RINGBEARER: Humph! Well mister I'm-the-coolest-dude-in-the-Shire, I'm blocking you!

S=T=A=R of the show: Ha! I'd like to see you try! Wait, "in the Shire"?

Admin: IMMA_RINGBEARER has blocked S=T=A=R of the show.

Admin: IMMA_RINGBEARER has left the chatroom.

S=T=A=R of the show: Woah ... he was serious?

Admin: [insert username here] and I.am.Merry have entered the chatroom.

Admin: [insert username here] has changed their name to PippinthePrancingPony.

S=T=A=R of the show: Who?

PippinthePrancingPony: FRODO! LOOK AT MY AMAZING NEW NAME!

PippinthePrancingPony: Wait a second! You're not Frodo! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY COUSIN FRODO, YOU ORC?!

I.am.Merry: Pip, let me handle this. WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH OUR COUSIN FRODO, YOU ORC?!

S=T=A=R of the show: Uhhhh, I didn't do anything. Oh my Erebor! I am KÍLI ARKEN FOR GOODNESS SAKE! Doesn't anyone care to read the chat?

I.am.Merry: *reads chat* Oh. So that's what happened to Frodo.

PippinthePrancingPony: *reads chat* OOOOOOHHHHHHHH.

PippinthePrancingPony: But what's with your name? I mean, how many equals symbols do you want?

S=T=A=R of the show: Well HELLO Pippin the Prancing Pony!

PippinthePrancingPony: Ummm ... Merry did it. *points at Merry*

S=T=A=R of the show: Well. Care for a lecture on how amazing I am?

I.am.Merry: Oh brother.

S=T=A=R of the show: My username means: Kíli = stupendous (s) talented (t) awesome (a) radical (r)

Admin: BetterThanMyBro has entered the chatroom.

BetterThanMyBro: Ha! More like spiteful, tedious, argumentative and repulsive.

S=T=A=R of the show: HEY!!! You're my brother! You can't say stuff like that! And ... where did you learn all those big words???

BetterThanMyBro: Soooo, that proves it! You skipped school! I'm telling Muuuuuummmm!!!!!!

S=T=A=R of the show: No, Fíli! C'mon, let's be reasonable for a second. Please Fíli!!! I'll do anything! PLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEE DON'T TELL MUM! No, FÍLIIIIIIII!!!!

Admin: BetterThanMyBro has left the chatroom.

S=T=A=R of the show: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PippinthePrancingPony: Eh, don't worry. Your Mum'll get over it.

S=T=A=R of the show: I must stop him!

Admin: S=T=A=R of the show has left the chatroom.

I.am.Merry: Well, that's over.

Admin: Everyone-loves-legolas121 has entered the chatroom.

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Are they gone?

I.am.Merry: Who?

Everyone-loves-legolas121: AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

I.am.Merry: O.o

Everyone-loves-legolas121: *sighs with relief* Sorry, I thought you were them.

I.am.Merry: WHO?!

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Frodo Baggins and Kíli Arken! Who else? You people don't read the chat, do you?

PippinthePrancingPony: Who's Kíli Arken?

I.am.Merry: Pip, he's the 'star of the show', remember?

PippinthePrancingPony: I don't get it.

I.am.Merry: We were just talking to him.

PippinthePrancingPony: Oh. Hehe...

Everyone-loves-legolas121: So they're gone?

I.am.Merry: Don't worry Leggy, you're safe.

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Phew...

Everyone-loves-legolas121: And don't call me Leggy.

I.am.Merry: All right, Leggy. *nudges Pippin*

Everyone-loves-legolas121: WHY IS EVERYONE BEING MEAN TO ME!!!!!???????

Admin: IAmNoBro has entered the chatroom.

IAmNoBro: Hey guys.

I.am.Merry: *stutters* Umm ... I, uhh ... um, hi Éowyn!

PippinthePrancingPony: Ha! He's as red as Sam's tomatoes!

I.am.Merry: Stop that!

IAmNoBro: *ignores Pippin and Merry* Legolas, what's with the 121 at the end of your username?

PippinthePrancingPony: Awwwwwww, sorry Merry, she only has eyes for Legolas.

I.am.Merry: Grrr...

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Well, Éowyn, who knows who else could be called Legolas. I mean, it's SUCH a popular thing to call your son 'green foliage' in Elvish these days. I wanted to be unique. I AM unique. I am Legolas. *flips hair*

I.am.Merry: Yep. Legolas: the Pain in the Butt. And who else IN THIS MIDDLE-EARTH would be called Legolas? WHO?!

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Pfft. I dunno.

Admin: WE_are_the_master_of_the_precious_yes_yeeesss_MY_PRECIOUS_MYYY_PRECIOUS_WE_LOVE_YOU_PRECIOOOUUUSSS!!! has entered the chatroom.

I.am.Merry: Well, we all know who that is.

WE_are_the_master_of_the_precious_yes_yeeesss_MY_PRECIOUS_MYYY_PRECIOUS_WE_LOVE_YOU_PRECIOOOUUUSSS!!!: Hello sneaky hobbitses! Where's the precious?

IAmNoBro: O.o

I.am.Merry: O.o

PippinthePrancingPony: O.o

Everyone-loves-legolas121: O.o

IAmNoBro: You're kidding me, right?

WE_are_the_master_of_the_precious_yes_yeeesss_MY_PRECIOUS_MYYY_PRECIOUS_WE_LOVE_YOU_PRECIOOOUUUSSS!!!: No, no, Sméagol never jokes, Sméagol is always so serious.

WE_are_the_master_of_the_precious_yes_yeeesss_MY_PRECIOUS_MYYY_PRECIOUS_WE_LOVE_YOU_PRECIOOOUUUSSS!!!: But WE aren't! MUAHAHAHA!!! >:)

Admin: Everyone-loves-legolas121, PippinthePrancingPony, IAmNoBro and I.am.Merry have left the chatroom.

WE_are_the_master_of_the_precious_yes_yeeesss_MY_PRECIOUS_MYYY_PRECIOUS_WE_LOVE_YOU_PRECIOOOUUUSSS!!!: Who's Adminses?

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Hi again Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit fans!

I was very extremely bored. As you might've noticed. But anyway, no offense to Legolas who is actually one of the my favourite Lord of the Rings characters. AND no offense to Kíli who is actually one of my favourite Hobbit characters. XD

Haha, sometimes I like to make fun of my favourite characters. Except it's not me making fun of them, it's the people of Middle-earth. But I was the one who wrote them saying that they're making fun of them. Only I didn't write them saying "That they're making fun of them."

My head hurts.