Featuring guest character Minecraftian1213 as Vanázae.

[Vanázae has created a chatroom]

Admin: Let-the-jerk-be-king!, PippinthePrancingPony and DIE_DAD! have entered the chatroom.

Let-the-jerk-be-king!: Greetings, Vanázae!

Vanázae: O.O

Let-the-jerk-be-king!: What?

Vanázae: Aren't you dead?

Let-the-jerk-be-king!: Boromir came back to life! Why can't I?

Vanázae: *backs away, whistling*

PippinthePrancingPony: *facepalm*

DIE_DAD!: *walks in*

Let-the-jerk-be-king!: Ah! Faramir! What news from Osgiliath?

DIE_DAD!: The Orcs have taken over, my lord.

Let-the-jerk-be-king!: Then we shall take it back! *evil laugh*

PippinthePrancingPony: o_O

DIE_DAD!: My lord, Osgiliath is overrun.

Let-the-jerk-be-king!: Nonsense!

PippinthePrancingPony and Vanázae: *stare at each other*

Let-the-jerk-be-king!: *dramatically sends his best soldiers to their tragic death*

DIE_DAD!: If I return, think better of me father.

Let-the-jerk-be-king!: That will depend on the manner of your return.

DIE_DAD!: *walks away sadly*

Vanázae: What the--???!!!

PippinthePrancingPony: *covers her mouth*

Vanázae: *muffled threats*

Let-the-jerk-be-king!: Oh! And Faramir!

DIE_DAD!: *pouts and turns around* Yes?

Let-the-jerk-be-king!: Say hi to Shelly for me.

DIE_DAD!: *brightens up* Okay! *skips off happily*

Vanázae: Umm ... can someone fill me in here?

Let-the-jerk-be-king!: Shelly is a kind little orc I met a while ago. She's so sweet.

Vanázae: But aren't the orcs the enemies...? I ... you know what, I don't even care.

Let-the-jerk-be-king!: *sits down with a feast in front of him*

Vanázae: *looks at ground*

Let-the-jerk-be-king!: *chews noisily like a pig*

PippinthePrancingPony: *cough*

Let-the-jerk-be-king!: Can you sing, Master Hobbit?

PippinthePrancingPony: Well ... yes. At least well enough for my own people. But we have no songs for great halls and ... evil times.

Let-the-jerk-be-king!: Eh, these halls aren't so great anyway. Really dusty and cobwebby. I really need a maid. *chomp chomp chew chew* Just sing.

PippinthePrancingPony: If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it...

Let-the-jerk-be-king!: Oh, shut up.