Thanks to Dess_Basilisk for writing this with me. :)

[TarwaRedwood and Evenstar0600 have created a chatroom]

Admin: A bunch of random people have entered the chatroom and I'm too lazy to name them all.

TarwaRedwood: Hiiiiiiiiii.

Evenstar0600: Hiiiiiiiiiii.

PippinthePrancingPony: HIIIIIIIIIIII.

TarwaRedwood: ...

PippinthePrancingPony: What?

TarwaRedwood: ...

PippinthePrancingPony: Okay...

TarwaRedwood: ...

PippinthePrancingPony: You're weird.

TarwaRedwood: ...

Evenstar0600: OH MY GOSH! GUESS WHAT?

TarwaRedwood: WHAT?

PippinthePrancingPony: Oh, so you talk to her?

TarwaRedwood: ...

Evenstar0600: I found a picture of Arwen and Aragorn and Arwen looked creepily like me...

TarwaRedwood: Oooh! Is there something you want to tell us? ;)

Evenstar0600: Maybeeeee ... hehehehe...

TarwaRedwood: *raises eyebrow*

Evenstar0600: ARAGORN, SHE'S ONTO US!!! RUNNNNN!!!

TarwaRedwood: I WILL REVEAL YOUR SECRETS TO THE UNIVERSE!!! *evil cackle*

PippinthePrancingPony: O_O

TarwaRedwood: ...

PippinthePrancingPony: -_-

Evenstar0600: NOOOOOOOO!!! FARAMIR!!! YOU RUN TOO!!! *stuffs Aragorn and Faramir into a closet*

TarwaRedwood: *creepy smile* I AM COMING FOR YOU! *weird evil giggle*

Evenstar0600: HIDE THE PRECIOUS! HIDE THE PRECIOUS!

IMMA_BETTER_RINGBEARER: *randomly bursts through the door* NO! THE PRECIOUS IS OURSSSSS!!!

TarwaRedwood: o_o

PippinthePrancingPony: o_o

Evenstar0600: o_o

Aslan: o_o

Iron Man: o_o

Random Dude: o_o

Evenstar0600: But I want the precious!!! GIVE IT HERE!!! *starts chasing Gollum*

TarwaRedwood: GET 'EM, DESS!!!

Evenstar0600: *starts pelting Gollum with french toast*

TarwaRedwood: *ears prick up* FRENCH TOAST?! *grabs it* YUM!

World: ...

Evenstar0600: *still chasing Gollum* GIVE ME THE PRECIOUS!

TarwaRedwood: *eats french toast* I've got MY precious! *hiss*

Evenstar0600: *4 year old voice* Tarwaaaaa! Gollum's not giving me the precious!

TarwaRedwood: *walks up to Gollum and slaps him with french toast* GIVE HER THE PRECIOUS RIGHT NOW!

IMMA_BETTER_RINGBEARER: *whimpers* Fine!

PippinthePrancingPony: ...

TarwaRedwood: ????!!!!!!

PippinthePrancingPony: What?

TarwaRedwood: ...

Evenstar0600: *gazes at Ring* YAAAAAAY!!! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

IamtheWisette: THAT'S MY LINE! *gets all creepy again*

Thor: What the... O_O

TarwaRedwood: Yeah, I know right? Wait, what the--

Loki: LOKIIIII!

TarwaRedwood: O_O

Sid the Sloth: *lights everything on fire* HEHEHEHE!

IMMA_BETTER_RINGBEARER: It burns! It BURRRRNS!!!

Everyone-loves-legolas121: *gets attacked by fangirls*

StillDead: -.-

TarwaRedwood: ...

Evenstar0600: BOROMIR!!! LEGGI!!! *hugs both of them* I STOLE YOUR LINE, NANETH!!! *also gets creepy and freaks out all of Rivendell*

Thor: I don't get this planet.

Loki: Laters! *steals the Invisible Jet and flies to Cupcake Land*

Thor and TarwaRedwood: NO! TAKE US WITH YOU!

TarwaRedwood: Wait, THE INVISIBLE JET??!!

Evenstar0600: *still hugging Boromir* I'll never let go... *blasts Tauriel with eye beams*

OnlyFemaleChieftain: *melts away into a puddle of goo*

S=T=A=R of the show: ...I did NOT see that coming...

Evenstar0600: *strokes the precious and eats a few fish* Oh, hi Thor. *throws him half-eaten fish* *noms Leggi's hair* *still stroking precious* Now I have both my preciouses! *creepy smile*

IMMA_BETTER_RINGBEARER: *tries to take the precious*

Evenstar0600: NANA!

Evenstar0600 and IamtheWisette: *get creepy and scare the entire universe into hiding for a while*

Evenstar0600: *still nomming Leggi's hair*

Everyone-loves-legolas121: *whimpers* MAD WOMAN AFTER ME!!! HAAAALP!

TarwaRedwood: Good luck with that one! *rides Balrog to the land of Spare Oom*

Thor: *looks at fish* I hope we don't have a How to Train Your Dragon moment...

Hiccup: HOW DO YOU KNOW OF US??!! HMMM??!!

Thor: ...

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Guys?

Evenstar0600: I'm not a mad woman ... hehehe ... OH MY LEMBAS, TOOTHLESS! *drags Leggi and ties him to Toothless* WHEEEEEEEEEEE! *turns to Thor and Loki* THOR, WHY YOU NO EAT YOUR FISH?

PippinthePrancingPony: Wait, didn't Loki leave?

Evenstar0600: LOKIIIII! *throws fish at Loki repeatedly*

Loki: OW, OW, OW!!! WHERE'D SHE GET THIS MUCH FISH?!

Evenstar0600: BECAUSE I LOVE FISH!

Everyone-loves-legolas121: *still tied to Toothless* Um ... help?

Evenstar0600: LOKIIIII!!!!! NOTICE MEEEEE! HIIIIII!

Loki: What the...?!

Evenstar0600: HI BORI! *waves at Boromir*

Boromir: Uhh ... hi?

Everyone-loves-legolas121: GUYS???

Universe: Can I come out now?

Evenstar0600 and IamtheWisette: NO.

Universe: *hides*

TarwaRedwood: Awww, poor Universe!!!

Everyone-loves-legolas121: I give up.

Evenstar0600: *hugs Legolas* Meow! *purrs*

Loki: Am I safe now?

Fangirls: *attack him*

Loki: I guess not.

Evenstar0600: *drinking soda* WHEEEEEEEE!

Loki: *awkwardly backs away*

lol_i_luv_txting_wbu_hehe: YOU SHALL NOT PASS! *steps on Loki*

Fangirls: *stare in horror*

I_am_THE_white: You stupid dragon! That's my line!

lol_i_luv_txting_wbu_hehe: *shrugs and steps on Gandalf*

Fangirls: *stare in horror*

Everyone-loves-legolas121: *stares in horror*

Fangirls: *shrug and chase Legolas*

Everyone-loves-legolas121: NOT AGAIN.

PippinthePrancingPony: Haha!

TarwaRedwood: ...

PippinthePrancingPony: -.-

TarwaRedwood: Hiiii!

PippinthePrancingPony: Hiiii!

TarwaRedwood: ...

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Hi guys!

Sorry I didn't do the bold and stuff. I'm lazy. I'll go back and do it later. ;)

My wonderful friend Dess_Basilisk and I must've been on a sugar high when wrote this. It was so weird. Anyway, GO FOLLOW HER!

Bye!

~Tarwa