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Admin: IAmNoBro and DIE_DAD! have entered the chatroom.

IAmNoBro: Tarwa, what's wrong?

TarwaRedwood: *bawling eyes out* My reads... *sob* ...on this book...

DIE_DAD!: Wait, I thought this was a chatroom...

Admin: I_am_THE_white has entered the chatroom.

I_am_THE_white: THE WATTPADERS ARE WATCHING US!!! BEWARE!!! BEEEWWWAAARRREEE!!! *slowly creeps back into the shadows*

DIE_DAD!: I don't get that dude.

IAmNoBro: What's wrong with your reads?

TarwaRedwood: *sniff* Nothing at all! I'VE GOT OVER HALF A THOUSAND!!! *sobs and hugs readers* THANK YOU SO MUCH! ALL OF YOU ARE GOLDEN READERS!!!

Admin: PippinthePrancingPony and I.am.Merry have entered the chatroom.

PippinthePrancingPony: LET'S PARTY FOR OUR FANTASTIC READERS!!!

Admin: Yes! Let's do this thing!

I.am.Merry: O_O

PippinthePrancingPony: O_O

IAmNoBro: O_O

DIE_DAD!: O_O

I_am_THE_white: O_O

Readers: O_O

The World: O_O

I.am.Merry: What? You can talk???

Admin: Eh, no, not really. But c'mon, this is a special occasion! And now all the people of Middle-earth have entered the chatroom!!! XD

All the people of Middle-earth: *party all night*

TarwaRedwood: Seriously everyone, thank you so much for your reads and votes! You have been amazing! Thank you for joining in the fun too. You guys are gold.

Admin: Yikes! lol_i_luv_txting_haha_wbu_hehe has entered the chatroom!

lol_i_luv_txting_haha_wbu_hehe: Did someone say GOLD???

TarwaRedwood: Smaug! No! NO ONE SAID GOLD!!!!

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*whispers from under your bed* Thank you...

~ Tarwa