Featuring guest character Lutheral12 as Shami.

[ThranduilKnowsBest has created a chatroom]

Admin: Shami and Everyone-loves-legolas121 have entered the chatroom.

Shami: Hey Thrandy. Hey Leggy.

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Dad. It's a fangirl. Run for your life.

ThranduilKnowsBest: Fangirl? As in fans? So I AM loved!

Shami: I have a few questions for you.

Everyone-loves-legolas121: *drops to knees* I didn't do it, honest! Please, it was Tauriel's fault! I didn't mean to do it! *cries like a baby*

Shami: Uhhh ... Legolas?

Everyone-loves-legolas121: *looks up at her with teary eyes* Yes?

Shami: *slaps him across the face* Get up.

Everyone-loves-legolas121: *stands up*

Shami: So, first question! Thranduil, why--

IAmNoBro: Wait! *pulls down talk show room from the ceiling* *clicks music button* *theme music plays*

ImFinallyKING: *sits on chair* *audience claps* Hello everyone!

*Legolas, Thranduil and Shami look at each other*

Shami: Éomer? Éowyn?

ImFinallyKING: I'm going to hand this over to Shami now. She's got a few questions for our favourites... *the two are pushed on stage* ...Legolas and Thranduil!

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Um ... um...

ThranduilKnowsBest: Thank you, thank you, my fans! *blows kisses*

Shami: *takes microphone* Okay, Thranduil. Why are you...

IAmNoBro: *gives drumroll*

Shami: ...so hot and sassy?

Everyone-loves-legolas121: *butts in* It runs in the family--oof! *Thranduil throws him off stage*

ThranduilKnowsBest: Well, I was born hot, and I'm naturally sassy. AND it's all thanks to... *screen changes to advertisement*

Big Announcer Voice: NEW ELK FACE MOISTURISER! Keeps you looking fresh and clean for 24 hours! Recommended by the king of Mirkwood, THRANDUIL! Buy a bottle now!

Shami: *zombie-like* Yes. Big. Announcer. Voice. I. Will. Buy. A. Bottle. Now. *starts running away but Legolas pulls her back on stage*

Everyone-loves-legolas121: What about my question?

Shami: Yeah, yeah, okay. Legolas...

IAmNoBro: *drumroll*

Shami: ...would you hate me if I give you auntie kisses?!

*audience gasps*

Everyone-loves-legolas121: *gulps* Yes?

Shami: MUAHAHAHAHAHA-- *screen goes blank*

ImFinallyKING: *walks in* We interrupt this program because it is not suitable for young viewers. Unless you want to see Legolas being chased around the world by Shami. If you like that kind of thing, you're missing the funniest thing you've ever seen. Hah. *screen comes back on*

Everyone-loves-legolas121: *walks on with lipstick marks all over him* Not my favourite experience... *faints*

Shami: Hehe! Now Thranduil...

IAmNoBro: *drumroll*

Shami: ...will you marry me?

Everyone-loves-legolas121: What's with everyone wanting to marry the Mirkwood elves?

ThranduilKnowsBest: I thought you'd never ask! *skips away happily with Shami*

IAmNoBro: Well, folks, that's all!

ImFinallyKING: See you next time! *TV turns off*

IAmNoBro: Sweet! *high fives Éomer*

ImFinallyKING: We rule!