Featuring a new character:! Gwaihir, the Lord of the Eagles as I-am-the-greatest-Lord-of-the-Eagles-that-ever-lived.

[Potatoes-Rule-the-World has created a chatroom]

Admin: IMMA_RINGBEARER has entered.

Potatoes-Rule-the-World: Hey, Mr. Frodo!

IMMA_RINGBEARER: LALALALALALALALALALALALALA!

Potatoes-Rule-the-World: ...

IMMA_RINGBEARER: Sorry, I was practicing for a singing contest. LALALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Potatoes-Rule-the-World: *cringe*

IMMA_RINGBEARER: Did you like it? :D

Potatoes-Rule-the-World: You're going to blow them away, Mr. Frodo...

IMMA_RINGBEARER: Awww, Sam!

Potatoes-Rule-the-World: ...literally.

IMMA_RINGBEARER: I can't wait!

Potatoes-Rule-the-World: Ummm ... Mr. Frodo? A question's been on my mind lately...

IMMA_RINGBEARER: Yes, dear Sam?

Potatoes-Rule-the-World: Uhhh ... don't get mad...

IMMA_RINGBEARER: I promise I won't! :)

Potatoes-Rule-the-World: Um ... wouldn't it have been easier just to fly the eagles to Mordor?

IMMA_RINGBEARER: *eye twitch*

Admin: Vanázae has entered the chatroom.

Vanázae: I TOLD YOU!!! I TOLD YOU!!!

I-am-the-greatest-Lord-of-the-Eagles-that-ever-lived: *flies overhead* No! No one gets to ride on my beautiful body! *strange whistling sound* See ya, losers!

IMMA_RINGBEARER: What's that whistling-- *SPLAT*

Potatoes-Rule-the-World: *stares*

Vanázae: *stares*

Potatoes-Rule-the-World: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

IMMA_RINGBEARER: *touches head* GRRRRRRRRR!

Vanázae: ON FACEBOOK IT GOES! *snaps pictures*

IMMA_RINGBEARER: That's real grown-up, guys. -_-