Featuring guest character IrresistibleFjords as Mrs.Greenleaf.

[Everyone-loves-legolas121 has created a private chatroom with ArwenLovesMoi]

Everyone-loves-legolas121: *panting* Is she gone?

ArwenLovesMoi: Who are you talking about?

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Tarwa! She chased me around Middle-earth because I made Gollum hug her!

ArwenLovesMoi: *sighs* Family reunions...

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Tell me about it! Argh, remind me to never do that again. I'm done with all this wackiness.

Mrs.Greenleaf: OH MY GOSH, IT'S LEGOLAS. O-O

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Um, hi?

ArwenLovesMoi: What kind of private chatroom is this? How did you get in here?

Mrs.Greenleaf: Aragorn, there's such a thing as hacking, okay? *sassy finger snap* And I'm not here for you, I'm here for... *turns to face Legolas* YOU.

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Um ... who the Mithril are you and why are you freaking me out so much?

Mrs.Greenleaf: LEGGY LEGO LEGSY LEGOLAS

ArwenLovesMoi: Freaky...

Mrs.Greenleaf: LEGGY, I'M HERE FOR YOU, MY DARLING!!!

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Uhhhh... *laughs anxiously* Can't we work this out without all this craziness? Um, PLEASE? *backs away, scared out of his life*

Mrs.Greenleaf: Hi hi hi hi I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. O-O

Everyone-loves-legolas121: *screams and faints*

ArwenLovesMoi: Now look what you did!

Mrs.Greenleaf: ME?!

ArwenLovesMoi: *sighs* Who even cares...

Mrs.Greenleaf: I do! You made my love faint! *looks at Legolas* Leggy? Ar-are you d-d-dead?

Everyone-loves-legolas121: ...

Mrs.Greenleaf: NOOOOOOO!!! *glares at Aragorn* MURDERER!

ArwenLovesMoi: I can't take this anymore. You're on your own, Elf.

Everyone-loves-legolas121: No Aragorn, don't leave me here with heeeerrrrr! *whimpers and reaches for Aragorn* Save me...

Mrs.Greenleaf: Yay, you're alive! *squeezes him*

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Argh ... you're ... suffocating ... me...

Mrs.Greenleaf: *gasps and lets go* I. Touched. Legolas. *faints*

ArwenLovesMoi: Quick, let's get out before she comes to!

Admin: ArwenLovesMoi and Everyone-loves-legolas121 have left the chatroom.

Admin: TarwaRedwood has entered the chatroom.

TarwaRedwood: WHERE IS HE?! *looks at Mrs.Greenleaf* What the lembas are you doing on the floor? You're gonna help me find that no-good orc!

Mrs.Greenleaf: *pops up happily* Let's go find my husband-to-be!!!

TarwaRedwood: REVENGE SHALL BE MINE!!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Will Tarwa and Mrs.Greenleaf find Legolas? Will there be a wedding? Will a red sun rise?

Will Gollum EVER change his username?

Shout out to IrresistibleFjords! She's been such a good friend to me. She is an OUTSTANDING author! GO READ HER BOOKS RIGHT THIS SECOND! I was shocked at how good she was when I first read them. =)

Thank you Madi, you have been such an encouragement. You're awesome!

Love you all and stay amazing!

~ Tarwa xx