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Admin: Everyone-loves-legolas121 has entered the chatroom.

TarwaRedwood: Hey Lego!

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Hey!

TarwaRedwood: I just figured out something REALLY disturbing.

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Yeah?

TarwaRedwood: I have the weirdest feeling that ... that...

Everyone-loves-legolas121: YEAH?! What is it?! HUH???

TarwaRedwood: It's...

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Oh, please tell me! Pleeeaaasssee! I wanna know!

TarwaRedwood: Okay, so...

Everyone-loves-legolas121: WHAT IS IT? PLEEEEAAASSSEEE TELL ME!!!

TarwaRedwood: Legolas!

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Yeah?

TarwaRedwood: *sigh* I think that I'm related to ... to him!

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Ohhh! Oh, YEEEAAAHHH! I get it! I ... wait, no, I don't get it. Who is him?

Admin: WE_are_the_master_of_the_precious_yes_yeeesss_MY_PRECIOUS_MYYY_PRECIOUS_WE_LOVE_YOU_PRECIOOOUUUSSS!!! has entered the chatroom.

TarwaRedwood: He never misses a cue.

WE_are_the_master_of_the_precious_yes_yeeesss_MY_PRECIOUS_MYYY_PRECIOUS_WE_LOVE_YOU_PRECIOOOUUUSSS!!!: What's wrong silly Hobbitses? Jealous that Sméagol has raw fishies?

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Ewwwwwww! Blargh! *sticks out tongue*

TarwaRedwood: Aww, c'mon, it's not THAT bad!

Everyone-loves-legolas121: YOU'VE TRIED IT?!

TarwaRedwood: Uhhh ... no?

Everyone-loves-legolas121: O.o Umm, guys, I need to go now. Uhh, if you need me, I'll be ... RUNNING AWAY FROM YOU FREAKS! AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!

TarwaRedwood: NO LEGOLAS! DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THIS SLIMY FISHY-LOVING RAT! WAIT FOR MEEEE!!!

Admin: Everyone-loves-legolas121 and TarwaRedwood have left the chatroom.

WE_are_the_master_of_the_precious_yes_yeeesss_MY_PRECIOUS_MYYY_PRECIOUS_WE_LOVE_YOU_PRECIOOOUUUSSS!!!: *chomping fish* Where's the rat? Yummyyy fissshhhyyy....

Admin: Everyone-loves-legolas121 and TarwaRedwood have entered the chatroom.

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Okay, go! Now! Ask!

TarwaRedwood: But I don't WANNA ask him!

Everyone-loves-legolas121: C'mon, just do it! *pushes Tarwa towards Gollum who is happily eating his fish*

TarwaRedwood: He creeps me out, man! Oh, please don't make me do it!

WE_are_the_master_of_the_precious_yes_yeeesss_MY_PRECIOUS_MYYY_PRECIOUS_WE_LOVE_YOU_PRECIOOOUUUSSS!!!: *looks up at Tarwa* What does it ask us, precious?

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Too late now! Haha.

TarwaRedwood: *shakes fist at Legolas* Okay ... um, Gollum? Lately I've been always thinking about fishies and I've been arguing with myself. Yesterday I chased Merry and Pippin around Bag End yelling, "GIMME YOUR FISHIES!". Is there any chance we could be ... BLARGHH ... related? Uh, excuse me... *pukes*

WE_are_the_master_of_the_precious_yes_yeeesss_MY_PRECIOUS_MYYY_PRECIOUS_WE_LOVE_YOU_PRECIOOOUUUSSS!!!: *hugs Tarwa* SISTER!

TarwaRedwood: AAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!! GET IT OFF ME!!! EWWWWWW!!! GO AWAAAAYYY!!!! *throws Gollum onto Legolas*

Everyone-loves-legolas121: *high-pitched shriek* *throws him over Erebor*

WE_are_the_master_of_the_precious_yes_yeeesss_MY_PRECIOUS_MYYY_PRECIOUS_WE_LOVE_YOU_PRECIOOOUUUSSS!!!: Wheeeeeeeee!!!!

TarwaRedwood: LEGOLAS! I SWEAR, WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU...!!!

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Ehehe... *shrugs and runs away*

TarwaRedwood: COME BACK HERE YOU UL YRCH!!!! *chases him around Middle-earth*

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Okay, I'll have to stop there. The next part ain't pretty. Anyway, I just had the worst experience of my life: GOLLUM HUGGED ME!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!

By the way ... RIP Legolas ... hehehe... >:D

~ Tarwa