Dess_Basilisk - Guest Chatroom VIII

Featuring guest character Dess_Basilisk as Evenstar0600.

[I-LOVE-YOU-ARAGORN! has created a chatroom]

Admin: Evenstar0600 and ArwenLovesMoi have entered the chatroom.

I-LOVE-YOU-ARAGORN!: Hey girl!

Evenstar0600: Arwen! Long time no chat!

ArwenLovesMoi: Uhh, Arwen? Is there something you forgot to tell me?

I-LOVE-YOU-ARAGORN!: Oh, yeah. This is my sister Vanadessë.

Evenstar0600: Hiiii! You can call me Dess.

ArwenLovesMoi: You have a SISTER?

I-LOVE-YOU-ARAGORN!: Yeeaaahhhhh, she came to our wedding, remember?

ArwenLovesMoi: We're married?

Evenstar0600: So lovely to meet you, Aragorn.

ArwenLovesMoi: You too, my lady.

Evenstar0600: Now where is he?!

ArwenLovesMoi: What?

I-LOVE-YOU-ARAGORN!: *sigh* She's looking for the pretty boy.

ArwenLovesMoi: I'm right here.

I-LOVE-YOU-ARAGORN!: ARAGORN!

ArwenLovesMoi: Ohhh, the PRETTY BOY. No, there is NO WAY I'm telling you where Legolas is. Last time there were fangirls, I got beat up.

I-LOVE-YOU-ARAGORN!: You WHAT?! You were in a fight?! ARAGORN! YOU'LL SET A BAD EXAMPLE FOR OUR KIDS!

ArwenLovesMoi: WE HAVE KIDS?!

Admin: Everyone-loves-legolas121 has entered the chatroom.

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Hey guys, what's up?

ArwenLovesMoi: LEGGY, RUN!

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Don't call me Leggy!

Evenstar0600: Leggy.

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Fangirl.

Evenstar0600: *eyes widen*

Everyone-loves-legolas121: AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH! *runs off screaming*

Evenstar0600: No, come back! You are MINE!

Mrs.Greenleaf and MirkwoodLovesLeggy: *stare angrily as Tarwa tries to drag them away*

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Why does everyone want me? I'm too handsome for you! *hair flip*

Evenstar0600: *sighs happily* You're perfect.

Everyone-loves-legolas121: NO, you can't have my perfection!!! I AM LEGOLAS, YOU FOOLS!

I-LOVE-YOU-ARAGORN!: Um, yeah, thanks for clarifying that...

Everyone-loves-legolas121: I AM UNSTOPPABLE!

Evenstar0600: Yes.

Everyone-loves-legolas121: I AM ALL POWERFUL!

Evenstar0600: Yes.

Everyone-loves-legolas121: I AM THE RULER!

Evenstar0600: YES, I WILL MARRY YOU!

Everyone-loves-legolas121: Oh, poop.

Admin: Amazing-Ash-Nazg-Maker has entered the chatroom.

Amazing-Ash-Nazg-Maker: My minions! Guess what? I found a way to take back Middle-earth! Muahaha-- *sees Legolas backing away from Dess* Am I in the right chatroom?

I-LOVE-YOU-ARAGORN!: *giggling* I don't know, but this is hilarious!

Everyone-loves-legolas121: A-a-aragorn? P-p-p-please save me!

ArwenLovesMoi: *watches with Arwen* Yeah, yeah, in a minute.

Everyone-loves-legolas121: WILL SOMEONE FREE ME OF THESE FANGIRLS?!

TEN MINUTES LATER

Everyone-loves-legolas121: *sits in corner shaking while the rest of them laugh*

Amazing-Ash-Nazg-Maker: You guys are waaayyy better than my minions!

Admin: PaleIsInFashion has entered the chatroom.

PaleIsInFashion: My lord, I've found you! I've looked everywhere for you! *hugs Sauron*

Amazing-Ash-Nazg-Maker: OH, IT TOUCHED ME! EWWWWW!

Everyone: EWWWWW!

Evenstar0600: I'm outta here. *grabs Legolas*

Admin: Evenstar0600 and Everyone-loves-legolas121 have left the chatroom.

ArwenLovesMoi: Hmmm, I think I'm with her...

I-LOVE-YOU-ARAGORN!: Wait for me, dear!

Admin: ArwenLovesMoi and I-LOVE-YOU-ARAGORN! have left the chatroom.

TarwaRedwood, Mrs.Greenleaf and MirkwoodLovesLeggy: ...

Admin: TarwaRedwood, Mrs.Greenleaf and MirkwoodLovesLeggy have left the chatroom.

PaleIsInFashion: *looks at Sauron* Am I that creepy?

Amazing-Ash-Nazg-Maker: *hiding in corner* Please don't hurt me...

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Hello everyone!

So I hope you liked this, Dess! Dess_Basilisk is freaking amazing and you all need to follow her right now. Okay? Good.

Love you guys. ;)

~ Tarwa

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