Featuring guest character daughter_of_Sauron as saurons_LoVeR.

[Amazing-Ash-Nazg-Maker has created a chatroom]

Admin: saurons_LoVeR and Palantír have entered the chatroom.

Amazing-Ash-Nazg-Maker: Ah! There you are, Palantír!

Palantír: *hops into Sauron's non-existent arms*

Amazing-Ash-Nazg-Maker: *looks into Palantír* I see you ... MY PRECIOUS...

saurons_LoVeR: Lemme see! *pushes Sauron away*

Amazing-Ash-Nazg-Maker: NO! Not my precious! *hides Palantír*

saurons_LoVeR: Aww, c'mon! Just a little peak? Pweeeeeaaaase???

Amazing-Ash-Nazg-Maker: MY PRECIOUS!

saurons_LoVeR: Okay... *walks away*

Amazing-Ash-Nazg-Maker: *whispering to Palantír* That was close, precious.

saurons_LoVeR: I'm back! *hits Sauron on the head with Gollum*

Amazing-Ash-Nazg-Maker: Ow!

saurons_LoVeR: *looks into Palantír and rolls eyes* Sauron, why is there a picture of a Big Mac?

Amazing-Ash-Nazg-Maker: We're hungry!

saurons_LoVeR: *raises eyebrow* We?

Amazing-Ash-Nazg-Maker: Yes! Us! We loves the precious, yesssss...

WE_are_the_master_of_the_precious_yes_yeeesss_MY_PRECIOUS_MYYY_PRECIOUS_WE_LOVE_YOU_PRECIOOOUUUSSS!!!: It steals our line! *groans*

Amazing-Ash-Nazg-Maker: Shut up. *eats Gollum*

saurons_LoVeR: That was disturbing. O_O

Amazing-Ash-Nazg-Maker: *runs off to McDonalds laughing hysterically with Palantír and has a Saruman burger with orc fries*

sauron_LoVeR: *walks off, never the same again*