A few more years pass by, as did the exterminations. It was always fun, messing with the angels that come by year after year, some taking away the lives of sinners, others trying to take you down, only to wind up going back to Heaven... utterly humiliated.

Yes, there have been massacres, but not as hefty as they were in years past before you came. Because of this, some sinners felt comfortable to roam the streets even when the angels were flying around, being a bunch of homicidal maniacs.

Today, another extermination is taking place. Only this time, you've got a more... sinister game plan to deal with Adam and his lackeys. And right now, you've got quite an audience with so many spectating sinners and angels surrounding you from ground and air.

Adam: "Alright, you little freak! No more games! It's time you paid a hefty price for messing with heaven for the last time!"

Y/N: "Me? Mess with Heaven? I have done no such thing. Messing with Heaven requires me to invade and conquer said heavenly kingdom. Do you see any heavenly kingdom here? Hmm... *looks around* Nope! Just a big city here in Hell. And a bunch of rats with wings infesting the air and streets like the plagues back in ancient Egypt."

Adam: *infuriated* "GRrrrrrrrrrrrr, why you little...

Lute: "Sir, calm down. Don't you see, he's just trying to psyche you out, I've realized this."

Adam: *heavily breathing, through teeth* "Alright... Alright, losing our cool got us nowhere last time... so tone down the anger and--"

Y/N: "Done getting your shit together up there? Because I'm starting to get bored."

Adam: *flies down, enraged, hands enveloped with light powers* "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU HAPLESS LITTLE SHIT?!?!?!"

Y/N: "I said I'm bored. You're boring me."

Adam: *growls* "MASSACRE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!"

Y/N: *grins* "Gotcha. Now..." *puts on scary game face* "Let's-a GO!"

The other angels were taken aback by your sudden change in demeanor and now had more reason to try and kill you. And you... well, you're about to leave them scarred for life.

https://youtu.be/c2c4kwVxsl0

With a snap of your fingers, you make speakers appear all around the city, playing some epic boss music. From there on... the hunt began. The angels all came at you at once. You rush at them and lept from building to building, this time, you fought back with punches and kicks while still dancing around.

But none of your blows were lethal. No, you had no intention of killing these golden ratbirds. They were just too fun to mess with and it was a fine source of entertainment. Both for you and for the sinners watching you strut your stuff.

You could hear the sinners cheering from the sidelines, saying stuff like "go get 'em," "kick 'em in the nuts," or "lets see their heads roll." But that sort of commentary got the attention of the angels not fighting you and went after the sinners.

Two angels came rushing at you, you rush at then too. But before they could pierce you with their weapons, you duck underneath them and grab them by the back hem of their underwear and give them the worst atomic wedgies of their lives. It felt so bad, but it got even worse when you pulled them back like a slingshot and cover their faces with their underwear, now making them smell their own asses.

Adam couldn't stand this anymore. Now, he aims his hands at you and blasts a glowing ray of energy at you, but you move out of the way and leap up and headbutt him under his chin. He grunts in pain and you grab him by his arms, spin him around and dragonthrow his ass and let out a phrase he'll never live down.

Y/N: *throws him* "SO LONG, GAY ADAM!!!"

The little horned hazbin winds up crashing into a wall and can't seem to get himself unstuck. Now with the leader... immobilized, you turn your gaze to the angels... looking deadly serious.

Y/N: "You're neeeext."

Lute: "He's... he's not HUMAN!"

Exorcist 1: "I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS! I WANT OUTTA HERE!!!"

But there was no escape. You poofed right up in front of the army and... suddenly, you pulled out a present.

Y/N: "SURPRISE!"

Skeptic, they took the present and you zoomed off. But when the open it, you pop out of said present and...

Y/N: "DOUBLE SURPRISE!!!" *smashes cupcake in their face* "WEEEEE!!!"

Hundreds upon hundreds of cupcakes were thrown at the exorcists, knocking them straight into the ground, their weapons barely doing any blocking while the rest get showerd with frosting. They're helpless against your might and by now... they fear you.

You let out a maniacal, psychotic laugh, enjoying their misery until the sound of the city's clock tower began to toll. You snap out of your trance and stop your assault.

Y/N: "Awwww, but I haven't brought out big guns yet." 

You pull out of your pocket a FREAKING WEDDING CAKE the size of Burj Khalifa and the exorcists all screamed in fear and fled back to Heaven to retreat and recuperate. Adam, the poor fool, finally got unstuck and heard the sound of the clock bell ringing.

Adam: "FUCK! FUCKING... FUCK!"

Humiliated once more, he retreats with his other exorcists, but Lute was still in a state of shock when she witnessed your horrific side. But when she snapped out of it and tried to head back to Heaven with the others, the portal closed on her.

Lute: "NO!!!"

Y/N: *poofs up behind her* "Ouch... so much for making it back. You know... I could arrange a room for you at my resort so you'll be safe."

Lute: *turns to you, grabs your shirt* "Why? Gimme one good reason why I should trust a filthy sinner like you!"

Y/N: "Lute, sweetie, baby, my little Limestone Pie--"

Lute: *tightens grip, low, menacing tone* "Call me another pet name... and I'll mount your balls on my mantle up in Heaven, mister!"

Y/N: "...Ooh, heavy." *sighs* "Alright, you wanna know why? Because unlike the "sinners" and "filthy demons" you slaughtered in the past, I still got a clear conscience. And an exorcist like you wandering around these particular streets... you're either asking to get beaten, mauled or possibly raped, so I'm gonna prevent all that from happening to you, but only if you're willing to let me help you."

Lute: "I... But you... I j-- *sighs, groaning* "Fine! But try anything on me when we get there and your head is mine!"

Y/N: "You have my word."

By taking her hand, you poof the two of you back to your resort, back up into your office bedroom where Lute gets confused.

Lute: "Hey, what are we doing here?"

Y/N: "First thing's first. You need a disguise. Lucky for you, I can make that happen in an instant."

Lute: "Oh yeah? How?"

Y/N: "Imagination!"

Lute: "Uh... what?"

Y/N: "Like so." *snaps fingers*

And POOF!!! Lute is now officially incognito.

Y/N: "Voila! Now you're a demon!"

Lute: *gasps, looks at reflection in window* "No... No, No, NO! HOW WILL I EVER RETURN TO HEAVEN NOW?!"

Y/N: "Calm down! You're still an angel, this is just an illusion spell to make people think you're a demon, but... it won't work for other Demon Overlords or... Archangels... or the King of Hell."

Lute: "Well... I guess it's alright."

Y/N: "Good. Now, let's get you settled into your temporary home."

Next thing you do is teleport her to an apartment complex you own within the resort and bring her to one of the luxury apartments. 

Lute: "How do you even teleport like that? And don't say "imagination."

Y/N: "Eh... if I picture the place in my head that I've been to, I can instantly poof myself to said destination with ease." *unlocks door*

[A/N: "I'll show you all what Lute's apartment looks like in the next chapter]

Her golden eyes widen and sparkle, her jaw hanging open at the luxurious decor and to think she's gonna be living in here. You hand her the key and she walks in, closing the door.

Y/N: "Another satisfied customer."

Leaving the angel to settle in, you poof yourself back at Pentagram City to check out the damage done by the exorcists. It seemed like quite a few sinners met their end. You're not sure if it's good or bad as most of the bodies showed sinners with smiles on their faces.

Y/N: "Hmm... what's the point in dying with a smile in Hell? Where will they go from here on out? Where will their souls go to? Do their souls even exist after they've been killed?"

From what you can tell, they're not coming back. The most you can do is pray for their eternal rest and hope for the best. And then... 

https://youtu.be/N2Ax3VoB6dE

The most beautiful singing voice catches your attention. While you cannot see where it's coming from, one thing you know for sure, this singing voice... is the most angelic voice ever.

You walk around, hearing very closely, hoping to find the source of this beautiful singer. In addition to your search, you can feel your heart melting the more she sings.

In the midst of your search, most of the sinners in Hell are gathering up the bodies of the fallen and cleaning up their streets. They pay you no mind and let you be.

Suddenly, as the song comes to an end, you notice someone with their back turning and walking inside a building. You run towards them, but it's too late, because they close the balcony door. You stop in place and slump down, sighing in defeat.

Y/N: "Her voice... it was so beautiful."

And so, the song ends, so does the cleansing. Right after that, another sinner has fallen into Hell and has been transformed into a demon. He falls face-first onto the road and is surprised to see that he is still "alive".

Four-armed Demon: "Ugh. Huh? *checks himself* I'm alive! I'm alive-"

Sadly, his celebration is short-lived as he's then ran over by a taxi and out walks this lovely spider-like demon girl.

Travis: "Heh. Thanks for the fun time, hot stuff!"

Angel Dust: *pushes her hand through her hair* "Yeah, yeah, listen. *Fixes his hair more* Keep this discreet, you hear me? I can't let it get out I'm offerin' my services to randos on the street! It was a quick cash grab. Ya got it?"

Travis: *scoffs* "Whatever you say, slut!" *laughs*

Angel Dust: *pretends to be offended* "Ouch! Ooh! *turns back to face him* Such an insult! Let me know when you've come up with something creative to call me, you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said "hi" *kisses him*, Shnuckums!

Travis: *defeatedly* Pack a - puh...

And off he drives. Now, having had her fun and collected some chump change, Angel decides to make use of her chump change by visiting a vending machine and getting out some drugs identical to her name, "angel dust." But before she can enjoy it...

Feathered Demon: "Yoink!" *snatches drugs*

Angel Dust: *annoyed* "Hey!"

Feathered Demon: *while running* "Up yours, drag show!"

And karma comes back to bite this fucker in the ass in the form of a boulder, crushing him and the drugs along with him.

Angel Dust: *worried* "Oh, my GOD! *leans in, grabs broken, empty bag* MY DRUGS! *clenches bag angrily* Damn it!"

Her attention is then brought to a giant blimp in the sky causing havoc around Hell. Inside, we see a snake-like demon piloting the ship and lauging like a maniac.

Sir Pentious: "Those other cowardly ssssinners dare not hinder my territorial take over! A wise decision! The power of my machines are unmatched! No other demon can compare to the likesss of I!"

Egg Boi #23: "Gee! That was pretty swell, boss!"

Egg Boi #666: "Yeah!"

Other Egg Boi: "You really showed them what for! I liked when you shot them with your ray gun!" *gets slapped away by Sir Pentious*

Egg Boi #23: "I wish he'd shoot me with his ray gun!" *Other Egg Boi pats him*

Sir Pentious: "At this rate, I will seize control of the entire west side of by day's end! *pushes a few buttons* And nothing, not a single beast in this inferno of suffering will be able to take back this empire from *squeezes an Egg Boi with his tail* my constrictive grasp!

One of the Egg Bois suddenly pops open a bottle of whiskey onto Sir Pent's face. The snake boi then swats said Egg Boi aside before throwing the squeezed Egg Boi aside as well.]

Random Egg Boi: "Oh, boy!"

Sir Pentious: "Hell will be mine! And everybody will know the name of Sir Pen-"

???: "EDGELORD!"

Sir Pentious: *offended* "Pardon?! *looks around angrily* Who said that?! *gets in Egg bois' faces* What did you just say to me, you fried chicken fetuses?! *hisses* Speak up!"

The Two Egg Boiz: "That wasn't us, Mr. Bossman.

He gets his answer when a small bomb with a print of a skull on it breaks through the ship, landing right between Sir Pent and the two Egg Boiz. And BOOM goes the bomb, leaving a cloud of red smoke behind, causing the snake boi to cough.

Then, as the smoke clears, we see Cherri Bomb has joined the fight, tossing one of her signature bombs up in the air.

Cherri Bomb: You lookin' for a fight, old man?! Why don't you get that tinker toy bullshit off my turf before I *throws and catches bomb* smash it.... More!

Sir Pentious: Oh! *hood flares open* You wanna go, missy?! Well, I'm happy to oblige! Ahahah!

She then finds herself surrounded by Sir Pent and his army of Egg Boiz.

[Meanwhile...]

Back at the 666 News Room, a broadcast was taking place.

Katie: "Good afternoon, I'm Katie Killjoy."

Tom: "And I'm Tom Trench! Chaos out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side between notable kingpin, Sir Pentious, self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb.

The screen then shows pictures of the snake boi and your bombshell girlfriend.

Katie: "That's right, Tom! After the recent Extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!"

A live clip of you, Cherri and Sir Pentious's clash is shown.

Tom: Those two seem to be really going at it, huh?

Katie: "Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail for that hot spot!"

Tom: "And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot! Hoohoo!"

Katie: *chuckles* "You are a limp-dick jackass, Tom! Or should I say *pours hot coffee on his crotch* no dick?"

Tom: *curls over in pain* "Ugh...not again!"

Katie: "Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss her brand new passion project! All that and more, after the break! *crushes mug, turns to Trench* Suck it up, you little bi-!"

Nope, commercial cuts her off.

We now turn our attention to two ladies in the back. One of them is named Vaggie.

And next to her is her girlfriend, the living embodiment of pure cuteness herself, Charlie.

Vaggie: *exhales, fixing Charlie's bow* "Okay! You remember what to say?"

Charlie: *inhales* "Yes! Let's do this!"

Vaggie: *serious tone* "Just, look at me and I'll mouth it to you."

Charlie: "Come on, Vaggie! I know what to say! I just feel like we need to...I don't know, make things sound more exciting! *Gasps* Hooo! What if I si-"

Vaggie: "Sing a song about it?"

Charlie: "You knew I was gonna say that!" *boops Vaggie on the nose*

Vaggie: "Because I know you. But, please don't sing! *shakes Charlie* This is serious!"

Charlie: "Well, you know, I'm better at expressing myself and my goals through song!"

Vaggie: "But, life isn't a musical, hon."

Charlie: "Fine. But, I have these other ideas of what to say! *bounces cutely a bit, shows Vaggie a piece of paper* The highlighted bits are the best part!"

Vaggie: "Uh, it's all highlighted. *squints* Is this a drawing...?"

Charlie: "Yes! That's the happy ending, see?! *fantasizes* Everyone smiling and happy in!"

Vaggie: *pinches bridge of her nose* "I don't think it's that simple. Just please follow the talking points we went over. And do not sing!"

Charlie: "Okay, fiiiine. *faux British accent* I'll just have to resort to my impeccable improv skills!" *salutes Vaggie as she walks over to Katie Killjoy, attempts handshake* "Hiii, I'm Charlie."

Katie: *uncaring* "Katie Killjoy. I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie. *throws away cigarette* And you can put that away. I don't touch the gays. I have standards!"

Charlie: "Yeah? How's uh... how's that working out for ya?"

Katie: "Look, my time is money. So, I'll keep this short. *pokes her chest and cute nose* You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment. You might be some royal big shot, but that doesn't mean shit to me. I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about what some tux-wearing demon "princess" wants to advertise."

Charlie: "But, I--"

Katie: "So, don't get cute with me, honey, or I will fucking bury you!"

News Staff: "And we're live!"

Katie: *puts on her facade* "Welcome back! So, Charlotte!"

Charlie: "It's... Charlie." *smiles nervously*

Katie: "Whatever. Tell us about this new passion project you've been insistently pestering our news station about!"

[Meanwhile...]

Outside the news station, many sinners were gathered outside, watching the interview while you're just arriving into town.

Y/N: "Hey, so what's the latest news for today?"

Sinner 1: "Listen to this, the big shot's daughter's got some brand new plan for us sinners."

Y/N: "Does she now? Mind if I head inside and see what all the fuss is all about then?"

Sinner 1: "Psh, if you can. No one's moving their spots."

Y/N: *grins* "Not a problem."

You blow air into your hands, making them bigger and then shove everyone aside and walk towards the door.

Y/N: "Make way! Coming through!"

Sinner 2: "Hey! Don't you fucking touch us, you fucking clown!"

Y/N: *shoves an empty beer bottle into his mouth* "Ah, shut your teensy pingas-ass up." *walks inside news station*

The sinner got angry, but took his anger out on a different sinner, punching them instead. And we can all guess where this is headed.

Soon, you make it into the news room without any problems, just in time to hear the voice of the same person you heard previously. And boy... did your eyes widen from not just how beautiful her voice sounded, but also how beautiful she looked.

https://youtu.be/ZWrM-eDxTas

[start at 1:16]

Top Hat Demon: "Wow... that was shit!"

Yup. No surprise everyone thought that idea was nothing but a pipe dream, a load of bullshit. So of course they all laughed and booed at her, but you... you were still astonished by her singing abilities and... from how cute she truly in person.

Katie: "What in the Nine Circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You have no proof that this little experiment even works! You want people to be good?! Just... because?!" *continues laughing*

Charlie: "Well, we have a patron already, who believes in our cause and he's shown incredible progress!"

Katie: *feigns shock* "Oh? And who might that be?"

Charlie: "Oh, just someone named... Angel Dust."

Tom: "The porn star?"

Katie: "You fucking would, Tom. *to Charlie* In any case, that's not even an accomplishment. I'm sure you could get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube."

Y/N: *steps in* "Ah, you're just jealous because some demons have more talent in their little pinky fingers than you'll ever have in your whole, skinny-ass, bone-snapping body, bitch."

Katie: *turns to you, scowling* "And just who the fuck are you and--" *recognizes you* "Oh... my... god! You're the Looney Overlord!"

Y/N: "The one and only."

Katie: "What the fuck are you even doing here?"

Y/N: "I heard this adorable little strawberry princess singing about her little passion project and it got me curious. If she can make it work... that'd make my job a lot easier."

Tom: "That being...?"

Y/N: "Uh, making fools of the angel exterminators every year just to keep these dickhead sinners from disappearing forever."

Katie: "Hah! You think she has a chance at making this stupid hotel work when her only patron is a fucking porn star?"

Y/N: "Well, I don't see you or anyone else coming up with any bright ideas, except giving up and drinking and smoking your asses to death."

Crowd: "Ooooooooooh!"

Just then...

News Staff: "Breaking news!!!"

Katie: *shoves you and Charlie away* "We are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed."

And the camera shows live footage of Angel Dust stepping on an Egg Boi and throwing a grenade over at Sir Pentious with visible laughter in the background while Charlie just stares at the screen in defeat.

Charlie: "Oh... shit."

Katie: "Oh, shit" indeed! It looks like the one who just joined the battle is none other than *gasp* porn actor, Angel Dust! What a juicy coincidence! You must feel really stupid, right now. *laughs more*

Katie and Tom: "Ratings!"

Charlie: *tries covering up screen* "Don't look at this!"

Katie: "Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival. *looms over Charlie* Tell us, how does it feel to be a total failure?"

Okay, now you've had it, especially with all the laughing and bullshit she's spouting.

Y/N: *steps in between both ladies* "Failure? That's rich, coming from someone who can't even get any dick in her life because you're such a lousy, pussy-ass, crusty-ass bitch."

Right then and there... the whole news room fell silent and Katie soon got that look in her eyes.

Y/N: "What, you can't handle the truth? Well go cry about it."

Aaaaand you pissed her off.

Y/N: *sways left and right, arms wide open, taunting* "Come at me, bro... U mad?"

[Timeskip after fight]

We now turn our attention to the group riding Charlie's limo back to her hotel with you as an honored guest. But right now, the girls have their attention on Angel Dust and the carefree porn star is just fooling around, playing with the window switch until she looks at Vaggie.

Angel: "What?"

Vaggie: "What? WHAT? WHAT WERE YOU DOING?!" *pulls out chunks of her hair in anger*

Angel: *sighs* "I owed my girl buddy a solid! Isn't that a "redeeming quality"? Helping friends with stuff?"

Vaggie: "Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide!"

Angel: "Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred." *laughs* "It wasn't that bad, anyway."

Y/N: "I beg to differ. Have you seen all those dead egg bois you've scattered all over the place? You practically turned them into a massive street omelette that no one would eat."

But she didn't pay attention, she just shrugged and kept playing with the window... until Vaggie stopped her by throwing a pocket knife at the window roller.

Angel: Aw, come on! I had to! My credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was tryna go clean? It just throws out my entire persona! *fondles her fluffy breasts*

Y/N: *eyes widen, thinks* "If I had armor on, I'm pretty sure I'd be making a painful "ding" sound right about now."

Vaggie: "Your credibility? What about the hotel's?! Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke!"

Angel: "No, no, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look... uh, sad! And pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria! Great! Now I'm bummed thinkin' about it! *looks around* This thing have any liquor?"

Vaggie: "Can you please just try to take this seriously?!"

Angel: "Fine, I'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby!"

Vaggie: *glares* "Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?"

Angel: "Whatever pisses you off more. *still looking around* Is there seriously no liquor in here?"

Vaggie: *sits back* "I'm gonna kill her."

Angel: "Too late, toots. Wait! Would that make me double dead? And where exactly would I go, to Double Hell? *laughs* Sorry, you're stuck with me, bitch, get used to it."

Vaggie: *angrily gritting teeth* "¡Con una mierda, malparido hijo de-! (For fuck's sake, you bastard son of-!)"

Y/N: *poofs bottled water out of hand, hands to Vaggie* "Here... drinks this."

Vaggie: *looks at you, confused* "How'd you get this?"

Y/N: "Would you believe me if I used my imagination?"

Vaggie: "Uh... no?"

Y/N: "Well, let's just say I can make the impossible possible just by thinking about it."

Vaggie: "Uh... okay?"

Angel: *seductively* "Ooh, makes me wonder what else you can do~"

Y/N: "I can do anything, but that's not the point. You're still on thin ice."

Angel: "Ah, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt? Most of 'em are ugly freaks. Look around! You got a bunch o' fuckin' Harlequin babies down here! *laughs*

Vaggie: *smugly* "You're one to talk."

Angel: "HEY! This body is flawless. Everyone wants summa me, *pushes up chest fluff and takes out a letter* and I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it."

Looking at her fan letter, it just gave out cringy vibes.

Y/N: *shivers in disgust* "That is so wrong on so many levels, even I think that's disgusting."

Vaggie: "Yeah."

Charlie: "That was really uncool, ya know, Angel?"

Vaggie: "Uncool"?! After that train-wreck, there is no way anyone is gonna wanna stay at the hotel! *to Angel Dust* All thanks to you and your selfish bullshit!

Angel: "Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?"

Vaggie just gives her the "what do you think" gesture.

Angel: "Ah, well shucks." *snaps fingers*

Charlie: "Hey, come on. We don't know if things are over yet! Try to relax, Vaggie. *puts hand on Vaggie's shoulder* I-it'll be okay!"

Y/N: *thinks* "Awww, that's sweet."

[at the hotel]

The group finally arrived and at first glance, it seems okay. But inside... was a different story. The place looked like it was barely being held together with duct tape.

Y/N: "Hmmm... nothing a little spit a polish can't fix." *looks to Charlie*

Charlie: "You... like it?"

Y/N: "Sure. Well, it's nothing fancy, but... at least the price is right. And you got a good head on your shoulders."

Charlie: *gasps, squeals cutely* "Thank you!"

At that moment, something struck you deep.

Y/N: "Oh god... you're... you're..."

Charlie: "Uh... What is it? I'm what?"

Y/N: "You are... *pulls her in, hugs and spins her around* "SUCH A CUTIE-WUTIE, I CANNOT STAND IT!!! SUCH A PRECIOUS LITTLE BEAN!!!"

[Tamaki (blonde) = you, Haruhi (brunette) = Charlie]

Vaggie was caught off-guard by your actions and swiftly rushes at you and kicks you in the head, loosening your grip on Charlie. The Hell Princess still twirls around on her tippy-toe a little bit before coming to a dizzy stop, being caught by Vaggie.

Vaggie: "You okay?"

Charlie: "I... I'll be fine once the whole room stop spinning."

Vaggie: "Okay." *glares at you*

Now with her killer look on you, in which you're dangling over one of the counters, she grabs you by the shirt and hoists you up while pointing her spear at you with her vacant hand.

Vaggie: "What the fuck is your major malfunction, you creep?!"

Y/N: "Sorry about that. I have a soft spot for cuteness! When she squealed and made that cute face, I couldn't help but wanna smother her with hugs."

Vaggie: "Well, keep your urges under control! That's MY girlfriend! You keep your filthy hands off her or else!" *aims spear at your throat* "Do I make myself clear?"

Y/N: *whimpers like dog* "Awwww, okay."

Vaggie: "Nice try, but that won't work on me."

She lets go of you and you drop to the floor while she walks away and you just watch her.

Y/N: "Sheesh." *under your breath* "No chill whatsoever."

Vaggie: "I HEARD THAT!"

Well, that's one way to leave a first impression.

[A/N: Okay, here's my latest Hazbin Hotel chapter. I hope you all enjoy it and will continue to enjoy many more to come. I know this is only part of the pilot, but I have no choice, I was running out of space to add pictures in this chapter. But you will see plenty more next chapter, so... STAY TUNED!!!]