Smiles vs Laughs


Some time had passed after the extermination incident and everyone saw how you handled that lady exorcist. Her expressions were priceless and so were your actions. People actually began learning more about you, like how you're an overlord, yet with your personality, sinners decided to refer to you as "The Looney Overlord."

To be honest, it has a nice ring to it. Being an overlord is nice and all, but you don't want people fearing you. It's much more fun to hear their laughs and see them smile. And now that they know who you are, it seems things are gonna get more interesting.

Also, as a bit of change to your resort, you decide to shorten the sign down to "Penta-Grand Resort" instead of "Pentagram Grand Resort" since it'd be too much of a tongue twister.

Back to more oppressing matters, you're taking a stroll around your resort to see how things are going for everyone and the attrations. During your little stroll, many sinners would wave at you and you wave back at them before continuing on your way. For the time being, everything seems to be on the up and up. 

While normally you could just poof things out of thin air, you decide to contribute and purchase a little snack to go. A delicious, freshly made chili dog with mustard and ketchup.

Y/N: *munches on it* "Mmm, delish!" *gulps* "Now that's what I call a chili dog, no wonder Sonic likes these."

You then eat it some more until it's all gone... right in the blink of an eye and gulp it down. You lick off the remaining chili residue from your fingers before deciding to pay a visit to the city, just to see what's new on the streets and whatnot.

[One teleport trip later]

And now, here you are, walking around the streets of Pentagram City... which are surprisingly empty, for some reason.

Y/N: "Hmm? That's odd. Where is everybody? You'd think these streets would be filled to the brim with sinners."

Of course, you did see one sinner, but he looked kinda spooked and hid himself in a trash bin.

Y/N: "What is going on here?"

Suddenly, you hear what sounds like... static. You look and see that the TVs in the windows are showing off nothing but static and you're wondering why this is happening. You approach the window to see what's wrong with the TVs and hope to try and... fix them.

Just then, you feel a presence behind you. A very... malicious presence that sent shivers all over your body. No doubt, you sense the bloodlust, so you turn around and are met... with this.

???: "Hello there, young man."

Y/N: *playing it cool* "Why, hello there. And to whom do I owe the pleasure of meeting?"

Alastor: *sinister grin* "Since you asked..." *lively* "Alastor, pleasure to be meeting you, quite the pleasure."

Y/N: "Alastor, huh? Well, it's a pleasure to meet you too. I'm Y/N L/N, how do you do?"

Alastor: "Oh, I'm doing quite splendidly young man. Tell me, what's a young blood like you doing in a... quiet place like this?"

Y/N: "I was just taking a stroll to see how this place was doing, only to find that people are hiding like they're scared of something. Is there, like, a monster or something around here?"

Alastor: *laughs* "Oh, I wouldn't say a monster, per se, my friend, but... I can possibly guarantee you that..."

There's a long pause and soon, Alastor shows his true colors and he transforms himself into his scary demon form.

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Seeing this guy in his true form caught you off-guard to the point where you turn to the audience and pull out an "uh-oh" sign.

As you gather your thoughts, Alastor begins his attack and commands one of his tentacles to grab you. You let out a yelp and try to book it, but it catches you by the ankle and lifts you up, making you dangle upside-down and you just flail like a fish outta water.

Y/N: "NOOOOOOOO!!! LEMME GO! LEMME GO! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU, YOU FREAK?!"

Alastor: "Oh-ho, trust me, this is nothing personal. Just thought I'd treat hell to another broadcast of screams."

Y/N: "Scream for what? Ice cream?"

Alastor: "Close... but no. I am Alastor... the Radio Demon and I am going to broadcast your screams as I slowly disembowel you bit by little bit until there's nothing left!"

Y/N: "OH NO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" *drops the act* "Good acting, right?"

Alastor: "Excuse me?"

Y/N: "Perhaps you don't know me too well. But I am Y/N L/N... the Looney Overlord, or as others would call me, the Cartoon Demon. HOO-HOO!!!

Using your powers, you turn your own mouth into a sharp, yellow beak and you peck at his tentacles rapidly like a woodpecker, making him let go of you and you fly around, dodging and tangling up his slippery arsenals and even pecked at them again to taunt him.

Y/N: *teleports behind him* "Guess who!" *laughs like Woody Woodpecker*

You teleport a little ways away from Alastor, but not so far away from him since right now... all that's on your mind is fighting this dangerous foe... using the power of comedy.

Y/N: "Ehhh, *pulls out carrot, munches on it* show me whatcha got, Doc, I can take ya!" *poofs up boxing gloves on hands* "I'm gonna bock you into next week!"

Alastor: "You're a rather strange overlord... But I relish in the challenge of a worthy foe!"

And so the clash began between you two. Alastor decided to change it up by taking you head on. You're not sure why, but you went with and threw some jabs and hooks at Alastor, but he gracefully dodged and parried your punches like they were nothing. Sometimes, he'd whack you upside the head, leaving a cartoon-style bump.

You change up your style and poof away your gloves and poof out a freaking mallet.

Y/N: *in Eustace voice* "Thaaaat's it! I'm gettin' me mallet!"

Alastor is surprised at what you can do while he dodges and blocks your mallet strikes with his thin, yet sturdy mic staff. But then, one of his tentacles gets free and comes at you. But you see it coming and jump up, dodging the thing and counter by slamming it with your mallet, flattening it like an oversized calamary pancake.

Y/N: "That all you got?" *puts away mallet* "Because I got more in store for the likes you, ya grinning bobcat!"

Now, you pull off one of your favorite techniques...The Tazmanian Devil Spinning Attack. You rush up to Alastor, keeping up your spinning momentum, only to get blocked by his staff, but now it looks like even he's having trouble keeping you away.

Alastor: *struggling while smiling* "You're a rather strange demon overlord, that much is certain, young man! But your powers, be they silly or not, make you a formidable opponent and for that... you have my utmost respect... and that's why..."

Just then, Alastor vanished into black mass to escape.

Alastor: *voice echoing* "...I must end this broadcast for now! But I promise you that I will be back, so... STAY TUNED!"

You stop spinning after he left, but you take a few extra seconds to try and straighten your vision due to how fast you were spinning. 

Y/N: "How does that Tazmanian Devil do it without getting do di-i-i-i-i-zzy all the fucking time? Note to self, train myself to never get dizzy after every spin attack."

Shaking the dizziness off, you dust yourself off and decide to head back to your resort and chill out after that fiasco.

[Some time later]

You're strolling through the resort, making your way to your office building... which is also the place you sleep at. But while you're heading there, you get stopped by a sinner.

Sinner: "Sir! SIR!"

Y/N: "What's up?"

Sinner: "You're on the news again! Quick! Come over and see, you're not gonna BELIEVE this!"

Y/N: "Again? Could they have...?"

But you had to hold that thought because he dragged you over to the biggest TV you set up in the center of the resort.

Katie: "Hi, I'm Katie Killjoy!"

Tom: "And I'm Tom Trench!"

Katie: "This just in, Pentagram City is shaking after two of the most powerful Demon Overlords duked it out in the middle of the streets. One was infamous Radio Demon, who hoped to claim another victim and the other, the Looney Overlord, who fought for survival."

Tom: "And what a comical fight it was!"

Katie: "Shut it, No-Dick Tom!" *slams fist on his balls* "Yes, folks this is one incident where one of the Radio Demon's victims had gotten away and he's an overlord who's full of surprises! But will there be more tussle out on the streets and what else can we expect from our wackiest demon overlord if his radio rival returns? Well, personally, I say we'd all be fucked. We'll return after these messages."

Y/N: *long pause, in British accent* "Well, that's a wrinkle, isn't it?"

Sinner: "Sir! How can you be so calm?! He almost had you!"

Y/N: "Oh, calm your tits, he wasn't that much of a threat. If he were to come after me again, I'd fight him as harder than two ducks having a piano battle at a pub."

Sinner: "Sheesh, does anything scare you?"

Y/N: "Let's just say... a demon overlord can never reveal everything about himself too early on. Now, go and have fun, or get back to your work shift, I need to get back to my office. Toodles!"

You then dashed off faster than Road Runner being chased by Coyote and made it back to your office in a short amount of time. And for the rest of the day, nothing too exciting happened and work went by as smoothly as ever, sinners coming and going.

[The next day]

It's a peaceful day in Hell... Pfff, YEAH RIGHT! But, no, seriously, it's another shitty day in Hell and sinners all over Pentagram City are doing their thing, killing, drug-dealing, loitering, doing the same shit that them there in the first place, etc etc. But at your resort, things are peaceful... for the most part, but on this early morning...

*BOOM*

There's an explosion that wakes you up. With a growl, you come out of your bedroom and over to your office room. (your bedroom and office door are on the same floor) When you check the window, you notice a bunch of rockets being fired at your resort, but the barrier is holding strong against these stupid invaders.

Y/N: "Ugh... It's too early for this."

Wanting to get this over with, you teleport to where the assholes are, glaring at them with your tired eyes.

Y/N: "I have had... a long day yesterday. First, it was that strawberry radio talk show demon, now I have to deal with you?"

Head thug: "Don't blame us, this resort is the perfect spot for our boys to crash... and take over once we get rid of you."

Y/N: "Hmm... *speaks like Rolf* Y/N respects your tenacity to overtake his property, yet..." *pulls out hammer-shaped hat, puts on head* "You must be punished."

Head thug: "What the hell is that?"

Y/N: "The Hat of Discipline. DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVE?!" *slams down on thugs, squishing them into bloody pancakes* "All is forgiven."

And now, to finish the job, you put away the Hat of Discipline and pull out your golf club. You walk towards the flattened thug sinners and turn their remains into one big ball of mush before getting your club ready and... as you pull it back...

Y/N: "FOOOOOOORE!!!"

You swing and it hits those goons outta the park and off into the other side of the Pentagram.

Y/N: "Hah! That'll teach those morons not to mess with me and good thing I held back... otherwise, I'd have to bring out the big guns on them... and I mean... *pulls out secret weapon* ...the big guns."

Y/N: "Well... maybe just half. I am hungry."

And so, you squeeze the can open and chug down half of the spinach before gulping it down. Doing so, you feel your body get stronger, you flex your biceps making them explode like little mini volcanos.

Y/N: "WOOO!!! I LOVE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!!"

And now, with the extra boost you got from this little breakfast, you went about your daily routine at your resort.

[A/N: Well, that should do it for this chapter. I really didn't know where else to go with it, but I'll have more exciting chapters up and ready in the future. For now, I hope you enjoyed this chapter and as always, my fellow readers... STAY TUNED!!!]

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