Hi makkale! Yaarum Chinna mele gaandagadhinge yosikkame kovapadradhu VAKS kudumbathin blood-laye irukkunu theriyadha? Also, anaivarukkum iniya Christmas dhina nalvaazhthukal. ☃️

Le Méchant Revient (The Villain Returns)

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As the warm sunrays entered through the window, Bharathan awoke and opened his eyes. As he stretched his hands, he gently blinked his eyes and yawned.

Sen: Good morning-da Papukutty. 😊

B: 😊

Sen: Indha un bags, Nurseyy kuduthutu ponaan nee kulichitu ready aagu. 😊

B: Neenga inniki college-kku pogale? 🙄

Sen: Inniki day off naan ingedhan iruppen nee seekram ready aagu keele oru periya buffet-eh ready aagudhu. 😁🚶‍♂️

Bharathan promptly took a shower and went downstairs.

B: 🙋‍♂️

T: Dey Papu vaa vaa breakfast ready-ah irukku. 😊

B: Mama enge?

T: Avaru modhaye clinic poyitaru nee okkaru modha. 😊

B: Naanum help panren kudunga. 🙂

Sen: Dey adhellam onnum vendam nee sapdu.

Bharathan took a seat as Theeba began to bring him breakfast.

B: Aiyo athai yen ivlo? 🤪

T: Odambu seriyilledhane, nalla saaptu medicine eduthadhan seriya pogum. 😊

B: Chinnamama neenga sapdale? 😁

Sen: Naan sapten nee modha sapdu indha apple juice.

B: Anni enge? 🙄

Sen: Andha pakki innum ma....

Sai: Naan Vandhuten! 😁🏃‍♀️

T: Hey Hey Loosu Loosu! Pregnant-adhane irukke ipdiya padiyile odivaruve!? 😤

Sai: Chill pannunga thaaykulame naanlam oru ice hockey tournament-aye thaandi vandhava. 😉

Senguttuvan knocked Sailaja in the head.

Sen: Aarvakolaru po poyi kottiko. 😒

Sai: Nee kottikitiya?

Sen: Chi Peh! 😝

Sai: 😝

Sailaja hopped over to the dining table and ruffled Papu's hair.

Sai: Papukutty, good morning. 😊

B: Good morning, anni vaanga sapdunge. 😁

Sailaja and Papu began to fill their stomachs with the delectable breakfast.

T: Irunga irunga saptu mudichiradhinge! 🏃‍♀️

Sen: Ippo ennadhu? 🙄

Theeba arrived with a large bowl.

Sai & B: 🤩

Sen: Adhirasama? Enkitte sollave ille adhirasam pannirukinganu? 🤪

T: Unkitte sonna kaalailaye neeyum un nonnanum thinnu theerthirupinge adhan olichi vechirundhen. 😒

Sen: 😑

Sai: Kadasiyile un nelamai ivlo mosama poche Chithappu! 🤣

B: 🤭

Sen: 😒

T: Sirichadhu podhum saptu mudinga renduperum.

(Penthouse)

Vik & D: Vendam. 😐

Mu: Vendama? Enna velayaduringala renduperum? Olunga sapdaporingala illaya? 😤

Vik: Enakku pasikile Nurseyy. 

D: Anna enakku semmaya thala valikidhu nethu ennadhan nadandhichinu ketukute irukken sollave maatringe. 😑

Mu: 🙄

Vik: 😔

D: Ange enna paarvai? Naan ungaladhane ketkuren! 🤨

Mu: Ad....

Vik: Nurseyy! Naan office poren en briefcase eduthutu vaa! 🤨

Mu: Id....

D: Anne! Neenga modha enna nadandhichinu sollunga! 🤨

Mu: 😳

Vik: Nurseyy! 🤨

D: Anne! 🤨

Vik: Nurseyy! 🤨

D: Anne! 🤨

Ar: 🤦‍♂️

Mu: 😱

🐶: Namma apdiye thoongura madhiriye maintain pannuvom illena nammalum indha kirukanunga kitte maatipom. 😴

Vikram's and Dhuruvan's gaze were like daggers aimed at each other.

D: Will You Shut The Fuck Up For A While!? 😤

Vik: Will You Show Some Fucking Respect For A While!? 😤

Ar: Vikrama Konjam Vaaye Moodu! 😤

D: Why Should I Show Respect To A Fucking Psycho!? 😤

Vik: Why Should I Shut My Mouth For A Fucking Drunkard!? 😤

Mu: Arambichitanungale! Enne kapathe yaarum illaya!? 😭

Vikram and Dhuruvan lunged forward, grabbed each other's collars, and began yelling about each other in colourful language.

Vik & D: 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Mu: 😭🙉

🐶: Ennadhu nammalukke theriyadha vocab-le thittikuranunge? 🙄

Mugilanna sagged in his chair, his hands on his head.

Mu: Nasama Pona Alex! Enne Ipdi Korthuvittutane! 😭🙆‍♂️

A strong tapping sound of shoe, as though someone was walking in, drew their attention.

Vik, Ar, D, Mu & 🐶: 🙄

Mu: Yaarula adhu? 🙄

Ar: 🙄 Ivana? 😳

Vik & D: 😳

🐶: Late entry. 😒

A²: Edhirpaarka illaiyo? 😎

Mu: Muruga. 🙏

Vikram and Dhuruvan swallowed with horror.

Vik & D: 😳

Andhakan took off his sunglasses nonchalantly.

A²: Kural 126:
Yagava rayinum nakaaka kavakaal, sogaapar sollizhukku pattu. 😉

He grabbed a remote control from his pocket.

A²: Boom! 😉

When he pressed the remote, things around the penthouse began to explode like little bombs.

Vik, D, Mu & 🐶: AAAAHHHHH!!! 😱🙆‍♂️🏃‍♂️

A²: 😎

D: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!? 😱

Andhakan strolled over to the dining table, took the water, and drank it nonchalantly.

Vik: Are You Nuts!? Edhukku Ipdi Panne!? 😱

A²: Neengal kadhaikkum naaraasathai ketka adiyen olipadhivigalai indha veetil vaikkavillai adhan azhithuvittom. 🤷‍♂️ (Neenga pesura kandraviya ketka naan microphones indha veetle vekkile adhan destroy panniten.)

Mu: Unga microphones ellam explosive-ah? 😳

A²: Nambikkai illaiyo Muggukuttykku? 😎

Mu: Namburen Namburen Explosive-dhan! 🤪

Andhakan chuckled and began walking towards the corridor with his luggage in hand.

Vik: Wait! Are You Gonna Sta....

Vikram received a hard slap on the cheek.

Vik: 😱

All: 😳

A²: Tamilandhane? Tamilil kadhaikka maatayo? 🤨

Vik: 😳

Andhakan began walking past Vikram. He paused for a second as he walked past Dhuruvan, turned around, and grinned at him.

A²: Thalai vali eppadi irukku? 😎

D: Ippo pa....

A strong slap landed on Dhuruvan's cheek as well.

All: 😳

A²: Mulaithu mundru ilai vidavillai madhu pazhakkam. Inimel madhuvai thottaay, viralai vettividuvom. Adiyen koorinal seyvom endru unakku nandraga vilangum. Jaakradhai. 😎🚶‍♂️ (Molachi moonu ilai vidale kudi palakkam. Inime alcohol-eh thotte, verale vettiruven. Naan sonna seyvennu unakku nalla theriyum. Be careful.)

D: 😔

Andhakan abruptly exited the scene, leaving everyone in stunned stillness.

🐶: Romba aadunanungale ippo vaaye thorakuranungalanu paarkuren. 🤭

(Vijayan's house)

Sai: Heeyy Maadu Chithappu! Ennayave Emathuriya!? 😤

Sen: Oole Mutte! Naan Onnum Emathale Unakku Monopoly Velayade Theriyalenu Sollu! 😤

B: 🙄

Sai: Naan edhukku unakku tax kattanum!? 😤

Sen: Loosu! En edathule irundha nee tax kattidhane aaganum! 😤

Sai: Enkitte indhe card irukkuda Loosu Chithappa! 😤

Sen: Adhu oru round-kku dhandi use pannamudiyum Loosu Vathu Mutte! 😤

B: 🤪

Bharathan felt like he was caught between two hurricanes. Sailaja and Senguttuvan were fighting about the Monopoly board game.

T: Adhane! Veedu Konja Naala Amaidhiya Irundhichenu Nenaichen! Arambichitingala!? 😤

Theeba placed a bowl of gulab jamun on the table while scolding both Sailaja and Senguttuvan for fighting like a stray dog.

T: Kazhudhe vayasachi pakkuvam varudhanu paaru rendukkum!? 😤

Sai & Sen: 😏

B: 🤭

T: Idhule ivalukku pillai vere porakkapodhu! 😮‍💨

Sai: 😝

Sen & B: 😂

Sai: Peeh engalukku bore adikidhu naanga café porom. 😏

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-Mahish