Vanakkam makkale. 😁

Je Suis Infirmier (I'm A Nurse)

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(🏥)

The hospital was busy as usual, with everyone milling around.

👩‍⚕️: 😊🚶‍♀️

👨‍⚕️: Hey enge pore? 🙄

👩‍⚕️: Idhenna kelvi? Case study edukka vendama? Apromele present pannanume. 🙄

👨‍⚕️: Nee vere patient eduthukko indha room patient unakku vendam. 🙄

👩‍⚕️: Yenda? Nee eduthuttiya indha room patient-eh? 🙄

👨‍⚕️: Naan edukkule. 🙄

👩‍⚕️: Yenda? 🙄

👨‍⚕️: Yaaro forest officer-am, nethu night forest rounds porappa kaattupandi buttocks-le semme kuthu kuthirukku. Morning-dhan matha forest officers paarthu inge vandhu admit pannirukanga. 🙄

👩‍⚕️: Interesting case, but yenda edukkale? Eneyum edukka vendamnu solre? 🙄

👨‍⚕️: Naan theriyame ulle poyitendi. Andhaalu enne poo potu thittitan. 🥲

👩‍⚕️: Poo potu thittitara? Apdina? 🙄

👨‍⚕️: Adhandi poo....

👩‍⚕️: Ohhhhh OK OK. 🤭

👨‍⚕️: 😏

Suddenly, a man in a white veshti and shirt shoved them aside and rushed into the room.

👩‍⚕️: Idiot! Vellaiyum chollaiyuma irundhukuttu idichi thallittu po....

👨‍⚕️: Hey hey vaaye adakku andhaalu oru MLA. 🤪

👩‍⚕️: 🫢

That MLA walked into the room and locked the door.

Kan: Endha Pu....

MLA: Kannabiran! 🤨

Kannabiran turned to look at the MLA.

Kan: Thalaivare neengala? 🤪

MLA: Epdi irukke Kannabiran? 🤨

Kan: Enne paartha nalla irukkura madhiriya rukku? Kadasiyile enne ipdi kuppura padukka vechittanunga Thalaivare! 😤

MLA: Unakku idhe velaiya pochi! Kashtapattu unne thirumba ange velaikku vechadhu summa kedayadhu Kannabiran. Andha kaadu nammalukku pana podhayal. 🤨

Kan: Andha podhayaledhan oru bhoodha kootame kaavalkaakudhe. 😒

MLA: Yaaruda adhu? 🤨

Kan: Oru teacher ponnum adhoda purusan avan friends-nu 4 5 peru andha kaatukulle okkandhu andha kaattanugale develop pannikittu irukkanunga. 😤

MLA: Develop panranungala? Dey! Apdi panna andha kootathe veratta mudiyadhuda! 🤪

Kan: Naan ipdi irukkuradhukkum avanungadhan Thalaivare kaaranam! 😤

In exasperation, the MLA pinched the bridge of his nose.

MLA: Onnu andha gang-eh angendhu verattanum. Illena andha kaattu kootathoda serthu andha gang-um aliyanum. NC Corporates-oda CEO Nedunchezhiyan inniki varapporaru. Unakku evlo kaasu venumo ketukko aana velaiye olunga mudikkinum Kannabiran. 🤨

Kan: Avanungalukku irukku. 🤨

(Varuvaan Kaadu)

Mug: 🧐✒️📖

Men: 🙄

Mug: 🧐✒️📖

Ale: Dey Nurseyy, unne shoot pannirukanga, kaalailedhan nallabadiya treatment-lam kuduthu mudichanga. Motha oore unne nenaichi beedhiyile iruku nee ennana assault-ah okkandhu diary eludhure? 🙄

Hay: Thookittu varrappa kooda kathale aluvale, neeyellam manusana? 🙄

Mug: Non sono un essere umano, sono un infermiere. 🧐✒️📖 (I'm not a human, I'm a nurse.)

Vin: Dey Nurseyy apdiye inge oru pose kudu. 😄📷

Mug: 😄🖕

Vin: Super. 😄📸

Dhu: Sengu Chithappu kudutha medicine-eh saaptacha? 🙄

Mug: Enne paarthu indha question-eh nee ketkavekoodadhu. 🧐✒️📖

They heard sounds from outside.

Bha: Enna veliye ore koochal sathama irukku? 🙄

Sam: Vaa poyi paarkalam. 🙄

Zur: Nurseyy nee ingaye iru naanga poyi paarkurom. 🙄

The men exited the hut and spotted a commotion among the people. Senguttuvan was also present, attempting to alleviate the tension. Sailaja and Papathi also came to check what was going on.

Sai: Chithappu inge enna nadakkudhu? 🙄

🧔‍♂️: Atha vellakaaren nalla kotha maatikittan kaatinulle. Indha vellakaaranugalukku vere choliye ille. 😤

Sen: Nnov, yenne avan aaro paavam inganeya katti thookittu vaaradhu? 🤪

🧔‍♂️: Vellakaaranukku paavam paarkadhe thambi. 🤨

Sailaja, Papathi, and the men observed the person on the floor, tied and covered in mud.

Vik: Indha vellekaaran moonje engeyo paartha madhiri irukke? 🤔

Sai: Enakkumdhan. 🤔

Sen: Nnov thanni kudunov mogaraiyambuttum chagadhi. 😬

Senguttuvan cleansed the muck from the guy's face.

Sai & Vik: 😳

Giu: Ciao. 😵‍💫

Sai: Beppe! 😳

Vik: Giuseppe! Cosa stai facendo qui!? 🤪 (What are you doing here!?)

Giu: Sono venuto a salutarti signore. 😵‍💫 (I came to say hello.)

Vik: Hai attraversato le nazioni per salutare? 🤦‍♂️ (You came across the nations to say hello?)

Giu: Sì signore. 😵‍💫

Sai: Chithappu ivaru engalukku therinjavaru, paavam Chithappu romba nallavaru. 🤪

Sen: Paarthiyala nammalukku therinja paiyennov, ipdi pannitiyale? 🤪

🧔‍♂️: ☹️

Sen: Modha avuthu vidunov. 😐

They quickly freed Giuseppe and offered him some water.

Sen: Vellethambiyaan naanga ariyadhe chenjittompu mannichiruppu. 😐🙏

Giu: I guess you are saying sorry, but I wanna thank you because these guys saved my life by kidnapping me. If not, I might be dead by now. 😬

Sen: Thambiyaan edho cholludhu. 😅

Sai: Neenga avare kadathi kaapathirukingalam illena avaru kaatukullaye sethuruparama. 😅

Sen: Oh angeneya? Dey vellethambiyaan, unakku onnum aagadhuppu, kaatukulle thaniche pogadheppu cheriya. 😄

Giu: Signore? 🤔

Vik: Sta dicendo che qui sei al sicuro e non vaghi da solo nella foresta. 😄 (He is saying that you are safe here and don't wander alone in the forest.)

Giu: Ohh nandiri annan. 😄🙏

🧔‍♂️: Eley inguttu paarungadey dhorai namma mozhi pesudhu. 😄

Mug: Beppe! Sei Tu!? 😳 (Is That You!?)

Giu: Mugos! Mio Amico! 😄👋 (My Friend!)

Mug: Cosa stai facendo qui!? 🤪 (What are you doing here!?)

Giu: Ero così annoiato là dietro, quindi sono venuto a conoscervi tutti. 😄 (I was so bored back there, so I came to meet you all.)

Sai: Come ti sei perso nella foresta anche se ci sono molte guide al posto di controllo? 🙄 (How did you get lost in the forest even though there are many guides at the check post?)

Giu: Non so se ci fosse un posto di controllo. Ho semplicemente camminato nella foresta. 😅 (I don't know if there was a checkpoint. I simply walked in the forest.)

Mug, Vik & Sai: 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️

Mug: Stupido! Potresti essere morto nella foresta! 🤪 (Stupid! You may have died in the forest!)

Giu: Beh, sono ancora vivo adesso. 😅 (Well, I'm still alive now.)

Sen: Cheri cheri pesunadhu podhumpu, modha vellethambiyaane kulikkaveyngeppu. Manikkuri ketkonom koyille. 😄

Mug: Chithappu naanum Zurichum Samum kootitu porom. 🙂

Sen: Thambi unakku adi patturukkuppu oru edathule chumma okkaruppu. 🤪

Mug: Ada adhan renduperum kooda varangale naaa paarthukuren, dey Zurich Sam vaanga polam. Beppe, vieni a farti pulire. 😄 (Beppe, come and get cleaned.)

Sam: I'll get some clothes for you. 😄

Zur: Hurry up, Giuseppe, we have to go. 😄

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-Mahish