Naan pirakkum munne,
Ada nee pirandhadhen?
Naan pirakkumbodhu,
Nee undhan kaiyil ennai yendhathano?
Unnodu vazhadha vazhvenna....

Vie? (Vazhvu?)

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Vik: 🏃‍♂️

Sai: Vicky Paiya medhuva ponga ennale oda mudiyale! 🤪🚶‍♀️

Vikram stormed into the attic room and began looking around.

Sai: Vicky Paiya enna theduringe? 🤪

Vikram was so focused on looking that he didn't respond.

Sai: Vicky Paiya. 🤪

When Vikram discovered what he was looking for, he froze in place.

Sai: Vicky ennadhadhu? 🙄

Sailaja looked at the item in Vikram's grasp.

Vik: Sorry-ma enakku andha photo-ve paarthappa edhuvum nyabagathule varale. ☹️

Vikram's eyes glanced into the dusty picture he was holding.

Sai: Adhellam paravaille Vicky Paiya, chinna vayasule nadandhadhudhane. 😊

Vik: Idhellam coincidence-nu ennale nambave mudiyalema. Epdima ethanayo varushathuku munnadi photo eduthukute random strangers ippo husband and wife aanom?

With a smile on her face, Sailaja put her hands around Vikram's biceps and rested her head on his shoulder.

Sai: Adhukku peru destiny. Namma porakkuradhukku munnadiye namma life ipdidhan amaiyumnu kadavul setting vechiruvaaram, amma sonnanga. Namma enna senjalum adhe maatha mudiyadham. 😊

Vik: Appo idhuvum andhamadhiri destiny-ama?

Sai: Irukkalam. 😊

Vik: Enakku apdi theriyalema.

Sai: Yen. 🙄

Vik: Enakku ennamo en ammadhan unne enakaga anuppirukanganu thonudhu. Mothathule un family illena naanum en thambingalum inniki inge irundhurukka maatom.

Vikram's bicep was pinched by Sailaja.

Vik: Auch. 😅

Sai: Unga family? Namma family. Family members ellam moments-leyum ellathukum urudhunaiya iruppanga. Family-ah irukka blood related-ah irukkanumnu avasiyam ille Vicky Paiya. 😊

Vikram wrapped his arm around Sailaja's shoulder and planted a kiss on her forehead.

Vik: Inge paaren nee evlo cute-ah irukkenu. 😚

Sai: Aiyo naan avlo cute-lam ille. ☺️🙈

Vik: Adhellam ille nee cute-dhan. Nee venumna paaru namma babies-um ipdidhan cute-ah irukkumge. 😚

Sai: Appo namma pillinge boys-ah irundha? 🤔

Vik: Boy-oh girl-oh, porandhonaye unne madhiri cute-adhan irukkanum. Venumna valandhonaye girl-na unna madhiri alagavum boy-na enna madhiri handsome-avum aagatum. 😚

Arj: Manasatchiye illame ivanaye ivan handsome-nu sollikiran paaru! 🤣

Vik: 😑

Sai: En purusan handsome-dhan, needhan kaatu koranga madhiri irukke. 😏

Arj: Adikkadi nee enakkum un purusanukkum ore moonjinu marakkure Souffle! 🤣

Sai: Romba pesure Arjuneyy! 😝

Vik: Crosstalk pannadhe pakki! 😤

(Womb)

👶3: Dude enge moonji kaatu. 😁

👶2: 😊

👶3: Cute-adhan irukke. 😁

👶2: Neeyumdhan cute-ah irukke. 😁

👶3: Obviously naan cute-dhan. 😁

👶1: God. 😒

👶3: Enna periya dude? Naan cute-dhane? 😁

👶1: Cute-ah? Korangu kutty madhiri irukke neeyellam cute-ah? 😒

👶3: 😏

👶1: Hey! Enna Panre!? 🤪

👶3: Unakku vaay seriyille adhan un blood supply-eh stop panren. 😁

👶1: Dey! Vidra! 🤪

👶2: Little One, ipdilam pannakoodadhu. Umbilical cord-eh vidu.

👶3: Dude sonnadhale unne paavam paarthu viduren. 😏

👶1: Little One! 😤

(Outside)

Vik: Cheri adhan handsome-nu sonnele? Indha handsome-kku edhachum gift kedaikuma? 😘

Sai: Enna gift? ☺️

Vik: Oru umma. 😜

Sai: Aiyo. 🙈

Vik: Ummadhane keten? Adhukku ivlo vekkama? 😘

Sai: Neenga ummale aarambichi enge poyi mudippingenu theriyum. 🙈

Vik: Oh, apdiya? Enge explain pannu paarpom ummale start panni enge mudippennu? 😘

Sai: Adhu apdiye umma kud.... 😳☺️🙈

Vik: Yen stop pannite sollu. 😘

Sai: Mudiyadhu, neenga venumne ketkuringe. 🙈

Vik: Ipdilam keta nee seripattu varamate. 😙

Sai: 🙈

(After some storeroom kasamusa)

Vik: 😁

Sai: 😏

Vik: Ennama? 😁

Sai: Paarunga unganale namma renduper melayum ore dhoachooom! 🤧

Vik: Achoom! 🤧

Sai: Modha indha edathe clean pannanum. Dhoosiya irachoom! 🤧

Vik: Vaa ma polam modha. 🤧

📲

Vik: Ma nee po naan phone pesittu varen. 🙂

Sai: Ingaye irukadhinge seekram veliachoom! 🤧🚶‍♀️

Vik: Hello, Milo. Any leads?

Mil: Lead? He's eagerly waiting for you in the dungeon.

Vik: Well, I'll should not let him wait. 😈

(Dungeon)

Vikram arrived into the cell in the dungeon.

Vik: Greetings, Theodore. 😈

The: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! 😱

Theodore was shouting on top of his lung while the skin from both of his hands was slowly peeled off by Vikram's men.

Vik: Looks like Theodore is enjoying it, Milo. 😈

Mil: Kinda.

The: AAAHHH!!! PLEASE LEAVE ME!!! 😱

Vik: Theodore, if you really want that award, you should put effort into your business instead of sabotaging others. But this time, you've crossed the line. 😈

The: 😱

Vik: You've fucking poisoned the food and tried to kill my whole family. MY PUPPY IS NEARLY DEAD YOU FUCKING MORON! 👿

Vikram shoved Theodore from the chair.

Vik: Do You Know How Fucking Devastated I Was!? 👿

Vikram's fingers began to run over the tools on the table.

Vik: You ruined the peace in my house. You made my innocent puppy suffer. You made my family cry. Now you're gonna pay for it. 😈

The: AAAHHH!!! PLEASE VIKRAM! 😱

Theodore was held tightly by Vikram's men.

The: 😱

Vik: Theodore, my wife loves watching historical documentaries. One day, she was watching a documentary about Ancient Egypt. They were showing the process of mummification.

Mil: Are we going to mummify him, sir?

Vik: 🤔 Nope, we are going to do experiments. 😈

The: 😱

Vik: Apparently, ancient Egyptians will remove all the internal organs while mummifying the body, including the brain. But they won't pop open the skull to remove the brain. Do you know how they do that, Milo?

Mil: Absolutely no, sir.

Vik: No worries, Milo. I can show you the process now. 😈

The: NOOOO!!! 😱

Vik: Shut up, Theodore. I'm teaching him. Also, there are no pain receptors in the brain, according to my nurse, so i can guarantee a painless procedure. 😈

The: 😱

Vik: So Milo, we have to take a long hook like tool like this. We are going to poke it through the nose, into the brain, and just scrap and remove it. So easy.

The: AAAHHH!!! 😱

Vik: Now let's begin the brain draining procedure. 😈

The: 😱

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-Mahish