The Idiocy Continues Group chat pt2
Small Might has changed Deku's cinnamon bun's name to Cinna Buns in the oven
Small Might: Its official everyone!
Cinna buns in the oven: I'm going to be a Mom!
Green Queen: Congrats you two
One Punch Pikachu: I need to add two people right quick, and congrats!
One Punch Pikachu has added users: Himiko Toga and Hitoshi Shinso to the group chat
Nuclear Pomeranian changed Himiko Toga's name to: Vampire Temptress
Manly Boi has changed Hitoshi Shinso's name to Zomboi
Zomboi: What have I been dragged into
Vampire Temptress: Thanks for the name Katsu-Sama!
Nuclear Pomeranian: No prob babe!
IcyThot: Get a room!
Vampire Temptress: Where do you think we are?
Manly Boi: I have a picture of them! I saw this when I went to get Bakubro's notes Thanks BTW
Mama Momo: Oh
Fruity Boi: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Invisalign™: Why is the grape still here?
Duct Boi: I got this... Thot Begone No Jutsu!
Duct Boi has Kicked Fruity Boi from the chat
Saiyan Boi: Thank you, he tried to sneak a pair of Tooru's panties out of her room before
Small Might: Was that why I found him unconscious and in the ceiling?
Saiyan Boi: Don't under estimate da tail my guy
Diabeatus: It almost makes you feel bad for him... Almost
Ship Queen: YAY! WE ARE GETTING CINNAMON ROLL BABIES!!!!
Cinna buns in the oven: Yep! And Izuku is going to be super over protective of me and our babies.
IcyThot: That's an understatement, he's wearing the crown of his Vasto form right now
Mama Momo: And I thought he was clingy when you weren't pregnant Uraraka
Cinna Buns In the oven: Its Midoriya now
Nuclear Pomeranian: You two haven't gotten married yet so no, it's Uraraka
Small Might: Don't correct her, remember she now has a literal dragon at her beck and call...
Manly Boi: I think its manly that he protects his woman and his unborn babies
Small Might: Whelps. a dragon's children are called Whelps and that's what I'm going to call them.
The Chicken of Darkness: Has anyone else noticed that they are using plural terms for their kids or is it just me?
Green Queen: I noticed that too, but I thought nothing of it.
Mr. President: Me too, Midoriya, is there something that you aren't telling us?
Small Might: Iida, you're going to have to start referring to me as Izuku or Deku from now on.
Cinna Buns in the oven: There is a reason, King said that he sees two souls not one, we are having twins!
Earphone Jack you up: That's amazing! Congrats Ochaco!
Animal Whisperer: Congrats you two!
Baguette boi: They will be more fabulous and beautiful than yours truly
Small Might: Thank you Aoyama
Upper hands: So, in other news have you seen what Shinso is doing?
Zomboi: Leave me out of this Shoji
Manly Boi: Nah Fam, it's to funny
Diabeatus: What's he doing? Is he pulling an Aizawa?
Earphone Jack You up: Did you just turn Aizawa into an action?
One Punch Pikachu: That was me babe!
The Chicken of Darkness: You did say he's your idiot
IcyThot: Not as much of one as Bakugou
Nuclear Pomeranian: What you say IcyThot?
Small Might: he said you're a bigger idiot than Denki. Denki isn't that stupid cut him some slack
Green Queen: Midoriya, he thought it would be a great idea to take a bath with a toaster because he's immune to Electricity. We were out of power for 3 days and I was scarred by him running naked through the common room
Ship-Queen: I bet Kyoka would have wanted to see that
One Punch Pikachu: What exactly was scarring?
Green Queen: Seeing a naked pervert run through our home
Small Might: *Jiro.exe is not responding* she's sitting perfectly still in the living room, with her face a shade of red I've never seen before.
Cinna Buns in the oven: Wow, she's really R E D
Invisalign™: What is Shinso doing?
Saiyan Boi: Shoji?
Upper hands: We laying on the dining room table in his purple sleeping bag slowly sipping down one of those drinkable apple sauce packets staring at me making eye contact.
Small Might: Shh he's a spy for Aizawa
Vampire temptress: Momo, lets make him some butterfly wings he looks like a purple caterpillar
Mr. President has added Mei Hatsume to the chat
Small Might has changed Mei Hatsume's name to Personal Space invader
Personal Space invader: Hey Teny! Hey Mido!
Cinna Buns in the oven: Stay away, King Deku is mines
Small Might: I don't know whether to feel loved or owned
IcyThot: Both?
Mama Momo: Just roll with it
Small Might: OK
Cinna Buns in the oven: You should feel both, one because I love you and two because I am clingy
One Punch Pikachu: Get a room
Earphone Jack you up: They already did you dunce
One Punch Pikachu: Oh yeah... I was wondering why Ochaco was looking a bit fat
Mama Momo: *Facepalm*
IcyThot: It was nice knowing you
Cinna Buns in the oven: Deku?
Small Might: Yes?
Cinna Buns in the oven: Make him apologize
Small Might: OK... Denki say your sorry or you and Ukuzi are going to have a nice little chat...
One Punch Pikachu: Gomenasai!!!!!
Small Might: Good
Nuclear Pomeranian: I'm surprised he didn't pull the Ukuzi card on me this time.
Small Might: I've embarrassed you enough, though if you want, we can go for round 2
Nuclear Pomeranian: Uh-oh
IcyThot: Can I get 2 ring side seats, a large popcorn and a soda with two straws?
Green Queen: LOL
The Chicken of Darkness: I like how Shinso isn't averse to the whole butterfly wings deal
Zomboi: That's because I think it's funny... Surprise I have a sense of humor and chronic Insomnia. Uncle Aizawa used to have a pair of wings, he would wear them for me when I was little.
One Punch Pikachu: Don't you mean In-Zomb-nia?
Zomboi: ...
Small Might: Leave the dad jokes to All Might and I
IcyThot: What's a dad Joke?
Mama Momo: Wow... Deku?
Small Might: Yeah?
Mama Momo: Dad joke him...
Cinna Buns in the oven: Please do I want to see his reaction to them.
Small Might: Ok... hey Sho-Nii
IcyThot: What?
Small Might: Why do Ghosts like elevators?
IcyThot: Why?
Small Might: Because it Lifts their Spirits!
Mama Momo: Oh, my goodness he's actually laughing
Nuclear Pomeranian: Holy shit he's in tears laughing! Deku tell him another one
Small Might: So, I hit Kirishima with a soda can before
Mr. President: Why would you do that you're trying to be a hero!
Kirishima: Relax Iida, I'm fine
Small Might: Yeah, he's lucky it was a Soft Drink
Mama Momo: He just spit taked his water all over the place in the common room as soon as he understood the joke
IcyThot: This has been missing from my life...
Small Might: Mine too, that's why I'm so good at them
The Chicken of Darkness: Dark...
Small Might: Shoto, do you think I should trust glue salesmen?
IcyThot: IDK
Small Might: I think I should he really Sticks to his word!
Duct boi: dut, dut crash
Diabeatus: Please stop my sides are hurting!
Earphone Jack you up: Toshinori is crying laughing and Momo is wiping down the table in the common room
Upper Hands: Update, Shinso just pulled a switch out of his sleeping bag and is now playing Skyrim, guess what race his character is.
Manly Boi: He's definetly a Nord they are the manliest bois in all of Skyrim!
Green Queen: Argonian?
Small Might: Elf?
Zomboi: Your close Midoriya, I'm a dark elf
Nuclear Pomeranian: Figures his Emo ass would play the most emo race in that game.
Small Might: Says the one who head bangs to Pierce the Veil and has listened to Crawling in my skin at least 1,000 times.
The Chicken of Darkness: And he calls me Emo
Green Queen: Toko listens to super upbeat pop music
Small Might: That's unexpected
Green Queen: The whole dark and brooding thing is a façade
Cinna Buns in the oven: How could a hero be so bipolar?
Small Might: Look at Kacchan
Vampire Temptress: You can say that again, My Katsu-Sama can go from a big softie to blowing your face off in 3 seconds.
Small Might: Who wants to hold Eri? She just woke up
Mama Momo: Me!!! I have the Neko Onesie for her!
Small Might: Aizawa agrees
Cinna Buns in the oven: She is going to be so cute!
Baguette Boi: Not as cute as Me!
Green Queen: Keep dreaming Aoyama
Invisalign™: The only thing that would be cuter than Eri is Ochaco's babies!
Mama Momo: Agreed
Ship Queen: They surely will!
Earphone Jack you up: I'm surprised that Nedzu doesn't care about Ochaco's Pregnancy.
Small Might: That's Because I had something to do with it!
Mr. President: UKUZI?!
Small Might: Damn Right! Its me in the flesh! Nedzu is easy to persuade all it takes is a little Incentive...
Cinna Buns In the oven: By incentive he means he will... Refurbish his office for him, Ukuzi doesn't have the greatest eye for interior decorating...
Small Might: You're not wrong my queen but My version of interior decorating can be summed up in one word that starts with the letter 'F'
Nuclear Pomeranian: F I R E
Manly Boi: Speaking of Fire, What is in your curry?! I tried some while you weren't looking and my face Is M E L T I N G
Nuclear Pomeranian: You can pry the recipe from my cold dead hands Shitty Hair!
IcyThot: His Curry isn't all that spicy, Want some of mine?
Manly Boi: Sure...
Manly Boi: R E G R E T!!!!!!!
Mama Momo: Did anyone notice Deku walk by with a bowl of curry that was on FIRE?
Cinna Buns in the oven: Don't tell me he's eating his "Lava-Curry" Again
Small Might: Yep!
Cinna Buns in the oven: Izuku, the last time you ate that you set off the sprinkler system in the school.
Nuclear Pomeranian: I think that's because the one big hands bitch from Class 1-B bitch slapped Monama into the bowl of flaming curry and his hair caught on fire. Deku, What's in that monstrosity anyways?
Small Might: Well, There's: beef, Coconut milk, Ghost peppers, Carolina Reapers, cilantro, vegetable oil, chipotle powder, Salt, Pepper, chicken stock, tempura fried pork cuts and rice. And a bit of Sake that I light on fire to burn off the alcohol and for the presentation that's why its on fire. Or I just blow fire on it.
Manly Boi: How many of those peppers do you use Deku?
Small Might: 3 of each
Cinna Buns in the oven: How his bowl doesn't melt Is beyond me
Diabeatus: Does he even have a stomach?
IcyThot: Hold on I want to see something. Izu-Nii take your shirt off and open the hole on your chest I want to see if my theory is correct.
Cinna Buns in the oven: You know I've been living with Izu for 3 months now and I still haven't seen this yet
Mama Momo: You have peaked my curiosity
Manly Boi: I hope you aren't going to do what I think you're doing.
Small Might: I haven't even tried this myself.
Mama Momo: Where does it go?
Cinna Buns in the oven: Another Dimension maybe?
IcyThot: I've never been more intrigued and disgusted at the same time
Vampire Temptress: That is so weird... Can you put things through the hole?
Cinna Buns in the oven: Yes.
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