Jupiter Jim Ahoy!

Lou Jitsu is running across the street in one of his movies, coming to a stop. "Ha ha ha, Lou Jitsu!" He's facing against someone with an animal mask. "You are finished, for we are 50 and you are just one!" People with the same masks surround the hero.

"Ah, that's what you think, for Master Greenburg, before he was eaten by a horse, taught me the 50-Man Punch!"

They recoil back in horror and he's about to do it when the movie is paused. "Oh, oh, a fun trivia fact about this scene!" Splinter stands in front of the projector. The turtles and Emma all blink at him as they were eagerly watching the movie.

"NO!"

"What are you doing?! Play the Punch!" Mikey exclaims at him.

"Punch, punch, punch!" The other four shout from behind him.

"I thought you'd enjoy inside tidbit info from your movie hero, me," Splinter smiles, rubbing his chin proudly.

"Whoever said never meet your idols never met me. Am I right, children? I can still remember every stuntman's name. Riker, Chad, Wilder, the Brian Twins, Chris with a K, Josh..."

"Is it just me, or was Lou Jitsu a lot cooler before he was our dad?' Leo whispers to Raph, but Splinter had still managed to hear it, throwing the remote at his face.

Emma covers her mouth in her hands laughing but gets a karate chop to her head "Ow Daddy!" Emma grumps rubbing her now sore head

Donnie gasps sharply at his tablet all of a sudden. "Good Galileo, the original Jupiter Jim is gonna be at Galaxy Con!"

"Marcus Moncrief?" Leo asks eagerly. "He's my all-time favorite actor slash role model slash father figure!"

"Yeah he's so awesome!" Emma squeals

Splinter crosses his arms, feeling a little insulted. "I am standing right here! And really? Marcus Moncrief? That guy couldn't hold my lobster bib!"

"Hey, we should get him to sign our special edition Jupiter Jim one thousand!" Raph exclaims, to their happiness.

"To the comic book safe!" Donnie examines

"Hmm," Splinter pouts as he watches them leave. "Chris with a K would never treat me like that."

The five stand in front of the giant safe and Donnie scans his hand, his eyes, and even puts in a password.

"Begin voice match ID."

"We don't have time for this!" Mikey shouts before Donnie could even speak.

"Voice not recognized." The system deems the turtle an intruder, encasing him into a glass container.

"Bootyshaker9000," Donnie speaks the code, chuckling.

"Access granted." The safe opens up, everyone except as Donnie is smirking. At the end of the hall is the mint-condition comic book that they want their hero to sign.

"It's beautiful," Mikey's voice is slightly muffled from the glass.

"So pretty." Emma eyes sparkles as she reaches her out to touch it walking towards it like a zombie, Donnie repeatedly bonks her on the head "Ah ba ba ba! Emma we do not touch the mint condition merchandise!"

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"Galaxy Con." Mikey lowers down his glasses once they enter the building where the con is being held. "The one place we fit right in." They're wearing the same outfits from when they battled those dancing mutant cockroaches, but Leo has a pair of the same glasses as Mikey, and Raph is wearing a Jupiter Jim costume.

Emma has on her regular clothes but this time has a cape around her neck so people would think she's cosplaying as a vampire, she squeezes her Jupiter Jim plushy excited.

"Now, if the mass is bigger than I am, save the comic, leave me behind. But build statutes for my sacrifice." Donnie holds the book close to his chest

He bumps into Leo, who holds his face. "Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!"

Up ahead is the Meet and Greet of Jupiter Jim, but it's so empty that a tumbleweed flies past. "It's him." Stars appear in Leo's eyes. Marcus tapes his fingers impatiently.

"Oh my gob! oh my gob!! Oh my gob!!" Emma squeals to herself dancing in place squeezing her plushy tight

"Remember peanut we gotta stay cool and collected when meeting a celebrity." Leo throws an arm over his little sister's shoulder.

"Mr. Moncrief?"

He darts his eyes to the group, eyes widening as he sees their appearance. "Oh ho ho. Looks like I'm being invaded! Last warning, turtle alien scum and queen of your species, Marvana!" He stands on the table dramatically. "Get off this planet!"

"He's doing the movie!" Leo cheers as the others fanboy.

"You don't stand a chance Jupiter Jim!" Emma strikes a superhero pose with a 'evil' smile pointing at him like a villain, Leo grabs her and puts her on top of his shoulders "Not while I have my turtle army!"

"Prepare to be blasted, human!" Leo smiles pointing a finger guy

"Jupiter Jim's prime directive is to maintain interplanetary peace! And if you pose a threat to that, I say...Jupiter Jim Ahoy!" He points his finger at them

They start pretend fighting as if they're in the movie. The turtles and Emma dramatically fall to the ground.

"Jupiter Jim fake blasted me! I can die now..." Mikey says happily, pulling out his phone and taking a selfie.

"I've never been this happy in my entire life!" Emma squeals with tears in her eyes overcome with joy. Emma sits up and walks over to the actor with a shy face looking down at the ground "U-Um .. Mister Moncrief, w-will you sign my Jupiter Jim Plushy?" She holds out the doll in front of him.

"Of course I will." Mr Moncrief grabs the doll from her and signs in permanent maker handing it back to her, Emma looks at the doll to see he wrote 'Keep being a shooting star!', Emma squeals squeezing the doll with pure happiness as she faints to the ground again

"Excuse me," Leo brings himself closer to the actor. "Um, Mr. Janpiter Jum-" He laughs at the slip-up. Because he's standing in front of him, he was very nervous. "I mean, Janpiter Jum, ah I mean, fans ... we .. is .."

Raph stops Leo with a polite smile. "What my brother's trying to say is we're your biggest fans, Mr. Moncrief."

"We are SO happy to meet you!" Donnie gasps as the turtles smile.

"But not happy to eat you, as they said in Jupiter Jim in Shark People of Planet Shark!" Leo adds in.

"Impressive," Marcus rubs his chin as he stares at them. "Say... how'd you reptilians and your queen like to see the harpoon ray I dispatched those shark people with, hm? I have it at my headquarters."

Leo gasps sharply at the offer, he grabs Emma off the ground who's still in a happy daze shaking her excited. "He called you Queen Emmy!"

"Uh, like, come to your house?" Raph asks skeptically.

"Raph," Leo puts his arm around his brother. "When the single greatest actor in the history of low-budget sci-fi invents you to his headquarters, you say yes!"

"Yes," Leo answered

"Okay then. Shall we? Jupiter Jim..."

"Ahoy!" They all exclaim at the same time.

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They arrive at his apartment building via taxi cab. "Can somebody cover me? I'm all out of Earth dollars."

"Welcome to my humble abode." He opens up the door, revealing the place to be exactly like the inside of his spaceship from the franchise.

"The SS Starbolt!" They all exclaim in unison. Mikey inspects a helmet, putting it on in awe.

Raph gasps sharply, laughing giddily as he looks around. Donnie starts touching things with his spider shell. "This place is so mint, I wish I could wrap it up and take it all with me!"

Emma giggles happily smashing the buttons on the control panel of the ship.

"Ohh, it's beautiful," Leo looks at a screen that shows a planet and the moon. "The only thing Splinter ever showed us was Lou Jitsu's old chest wigs"

"Yeah, those were lame," Mikey pops up between him. "And itchy."

"And it smelled like rotten molded cheese." Emma pops up on the other side of him as they all three shuttered and cringed.

"WHOA, the captain's chair!" Donnie points to their right. They look to see Jupiter Jim turning around in it, already dressed in his uniform.

"Welcome abroad the Starbolt."

"Wait a minute, did he just change into a Jupiter Jim costume?" Raph raises a brow while his siblings are fanboying at the sight.

"He's giving us the ultimate fan experience. And this ultimate fan is loving every second of it!" Leo's eyes shine with red stars in them.

"You rock, Mr. Moncrief," Mikey gives the man a thumbs up.

"Call me Jupiter Jim. Now! How about that harpoon ray?" He presses a button, a wall of weapons appearing in front of Donnie.

"Solar saber, finger cuffs, delta ray torture sticks?! Lady and gentlemen, if you need me, I'll be living inside this cabin." He jumps forward to go inside, but Raph grabs his shell, pulling him backwards. Donnie grunts as he moves his legs around. Marcus takes the harpoon gun from the display.

"Here she is! Who wants a go?"

"Me, me, me! Me, me, me, me!" Leo immediately takes it and fires, but an actual laser emits from the gun. Mikey ducks his head as it narrowly misses him, fire appearing form the top of the helmet.

"Whoa!" Raph shouts, the others equally as shocked. "Mr. Jim, wasn't that laser a little, uh, real?"

I was almost incinerated! ...Cool..." Mikey takes another selfie.

"Me next! Me next!" Emma leaps for the gun but Raph grabs her holding her in mid air as she waves her hands trying to grab the gun.

"Sorry," Leo tells him, turning to Jupiter Jim. "I'm not worthy to handle your surprisingly real space laser."

"I'll say," Jupiter Jim chuckles, taking the harpoon gun from Leo. "I should never have given such a weapon to the scourge of the galaxy!" He takes a deep breath, looking away. "Keep it together, Jim. Another misstep like that and you're toast!"

"Well, uh, thanks for the tour, but we should probably be going," Raph places a hand on Leo's shoulder.

"No!" Leo smacks Raph's hand off. "I'm not going back to what's-his-rat. I wanna see his, um, his-"

"Hall of Victory!" Mikey points to a door that's labeled as such.

"Oh my gob! Oh my gob! Oh my Gob!!!" Emma dances in place waving her hands in front of her with stars in her eyes.

"Yeah...can't leave without seeing this, fellas and your majesty," Jupiter Jim grins as Mikey slides to the door with Emma on his back, both happily chuckling as the doors open. He jumps inside eagerly as Emma squeals in excitement

"That! Yes! Splinter's only got a hall of dirty robes..." Leo walks forward towards the room.

"You guys go ahead, I'll initiate the comic book signing protocol," The book appears in a glass box with gloves attached and Donnie starts wiping off the dust.

"Yeah, I'll, uh, supervise," Raph replies, Leo giving him a thumbs up. Jupiter Jim follows the three inside and guides them inside.

"Behold!" He gestures to all the figures inside. "A testament to my greatest intergalactic victories!"

"Oh!" Mikey slides up to a display of Robot Vampires. "Jupiter Jim and the Robo Blood-Suckers!" He actually spazzes out at the sight, falling onto the ground. The red-eared slider points to two police-like kangaroos.

"Ahh, that's the desert where he stopped the Kangarooies! A-And that's Crush-o-saurus Mech!" He looks up at the giant robot hanging from the ceiling.

"Wanna see something really special?" Jupiter Jim asks, guiding his sight towards a Planet Reptilia mock-up.

"Jupiter Jim on Planet Reptilia!" Leo looks inside

"Woooow..."

"So awesome!" Emma squishes her hands on cheeks with a star smile

"You look like right at home..." Jupiter Jim touches Leo's shoulders and he cringes, falling onto the ground.

"The Jupiter Jim Nerve Pinch is real?! You paralyzed him," Mikey pokes Leo's shell, the turtle twitching on the ground as Emma lightly kicks him in the butt. "Do me, do me!"

"No me first! Me first!" Emma waves her hand as her Mikey pushes each other having a little sibling fight, Jupiter Jim chuckled darkly moving towards them

"Calm Down there's plenty for everyone."

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"I don't know," Raph lifts up a door. "Something about this dude is creeping me out. Let's just get the autograph and jet."

A straw from an apple juice comes out of his brother's mouth. "Do not rush me," Donnie retorts back, "Exposing interior pages to the element could impact its ultra-mint condition," He gestures to the book as it shines.

"He's got some cool stuff, though..." Raph eyes a figurine underneath a glass box. "I mean, this statue really looks like his red panda sidekick, Red Fox."

The statue actually blinks at him, freaking him out. "Ah! It blinked!"

Donnie peeks over his shoulder and stands in front of him, lifting up his goggles. "I'm sure it is merely an optical illusion caused by-ahh, oh no!" He sees it blinking and hides behind Raph's shoulder.

"Help...meee..." Red Fox asks with tears in her eyes.

"She's...she's alive!"

Donnie and Raph burst into the Hall of Victories, seeing that all the Robot Vampires are merely taped together, with people inside of them. Same thing with the other 'figurines,' they're either taped inside their costumes or zipped up into them.

"They're all alive! Moncrief thinks he's the real Jupiter Jim! And these poor fans are real villains!" Raph gasps sharply. "Leo, Emma, and Mikey!"

He's used the nerve pinch of the both of them, Emma is tied up in the air with tape over her mouth, to Jupiter Jim  the real Marvana had been captured.

Emma muffles a scream at her two brothers with tears in her eyes scared.

"Don't worry doughnut we're gonna get you down! Where's Moncrief?!" Raph asks the three.

"Jupiter Jim Ahoy!" A shadow looms over the two and they scream their heads off as the man is inside the Crush-o-saurus. They scramble away from the glass, sliding to a stop. Donnie protects the comic, of course.

"Hand over our brothers and baby sister, Moncrief!" Raph demands to him.

"Moncrief? Heh," He laughs at the name. "That's just an Earth name I use to lull villains such as you into a false sense of security! Then pow! Jupiter Jim neutralizes the threat, and once again keeps the galaxy safe from evil! You want your little queen, you'll have to get past me!"

The two stare at him in disbelief. "Oh, I see. You're full-on crazy! Donnie, you go get Leo, Mikey, and Emma. I'll handle this space case." Raph jumps towards Jupiter Jim while Donnie runs over to the display.

"Leo, help me, you're the super fan!"

"Answer...in...comic!" Leo manages to say through clenched teeth.

Donnie stares at him incredibly. "Yeah right. You cannot possibly be suggesting that I expose this mint-condition Jupiter Jim one thousand to the elements!"

"Donnie!" Raph calls out as he's being chased by the crazy actor.

"Can't we just get new siblings?!"

"DONNIE!"

"Okay, okay!" He sweats a bit at everyone screaming at him, opening up the plastic. A frown is on his face for what he's about to do. He opens up the book, cringing the entire time. "Mint...ah...near mint...ah! Ah no, very good! Oh, I can't look!" His hands stop on one particular page. "Jupiter Jim's Nerve Pinch Reverse Technique!"

Donnie touches Leo in certain points and he falls onto the ground, back to normal. He still feels sluggish. Donnie does the same thing to Mikey, who falls near Leo. Then he runs over to Emma cutting the rope and removing the tape from her mouth "Ow! Donnie!" Emma yells pouting rubbing her red tanned mouth from where the tape was with tears of pain.

"We're free!" Mikey cheers

"At what cost...?" Donnie looks at the paper crinkles, tears in his eyes.

"Aww it's ok Donnie when we get home I can turning it back to mint condition with a reverse spell." Emma sits beside her big brother with a smile, Donnie gasps with tears in his eyes of full happiness "Oh me gosh you are the best little sister ever!" He brings her into a close hug snuggling her.

"Um, little help over here!" Raph exclaims, still running from Jupiter Jim. He grabs the turtle in his hand.

"One down."

"You'll never catch the rest of us, Moncreep!" Leo declares, the others standing their ground. "Come on guys, let's-" Jupiter Jim grabs Donnie and Mikey in the other hand, laughing. Leo stands besides his sister he pushes her behind him to protect her . "Stay behind me baby sis."

"Take that, alien scums! I will protect this Earth from all evil!"

"If he thinks we're all real aliens...let's be real aliens," Leo smirks as he forms a plan. "Freeze, Jupiter Jim! Or I will blast you with the Invisible Blaster from, uh, Set Alpha 9 as seen in Jupiter Jim and the Invisible Blaster from Set Alpha 9!"

"Egad! Don't shoot!" He falls for it and drops the others. "I should've planned for your devious reptilian cunning! And for the treachery and chaos  from your queen!"

"Now," Leo puts on a brave face. "It doesn't have to be this way. For centrulons, our species have been at war. But the one thing I know Jupiter Jim values above all else is interplanetary peace! And for a young adorable royal to be respected like as a queen should." Leo grabs his little sister holding her out in front of Jupiter Jim giving him a cute sweet pleading smile blinking her big eyes waving at him.

"That is my prime directive," He raises a brow, impressed by his knowledge.

"And peace begins with a hug. What do you say? Bring it in, bro!" Leo opens his arms for a hug as Emma does as well.

"Peace ahoy!" He swings Leo and Emma into a hug, squeezing them. The turtles stare up at them.

"Not exactly what I meant by a hug, but it's all good."

He releases the two. "Now that our species have a continuous alliance, I'll be seeing ya around the galaxy! And you as well, your majesty," He bows to Emma blushed with her hands behind her back

"Aww shucks you don't have to-"

"BOW TO YOUR QUEEN TURTLE SCUM!" Jupiter Jim shouts to her brothers, who bend down and bow. Emma blinks a little dumbfounded but smirks crossing her arms

"Ya know what, I actually like being the queen now."

"Don't get use to it squirt."

"Peace wins the day! But I'll be watching you."

"And I'll be watching you too mister," Emma warns him with a 'I'm watching you!' Motion, "No more kidnapping us, or anyone else in the galaxy it's very bad and wrong!"

"Uh, guys? Just wanted to point out that these villains are actually REGULAR PEOPLE IN COSTUMES! Just wanted to make it clear so we're all on the same page moving forward," Raph crosses his arms.

"Until we meet again!" Jupiter Jim calls out

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Splinter sigh as he's watching another one of his movies. "How I miss my spandex onesies."

"Ah, right where we left you."

He looks up to see Leo leaning on the chair. "Oh, uh," He clears his throat, "Hello sons, daughter. How was your day hanging out with Jupiter Jerk?" He grumps clearly jealous

"Eh, it had its ups and downs," Leo replies as they gather around the chair as Emma plops in her fathers lap. "But who needs that guy? As far as we're concerned, we live with our hero. Our non-kidnapping hero!"

"Daddy .. tell us about that stunt guy again pretty pwease?" Emma blinks at her father with a sweet smile, Splinter smiles patting her on the head.

"Oh, Chad! Ha ha! What a prankster!"

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