Dun worry this chappy is safe despite the title!!

A pitiful cry echoing throughout the Vongola mansion made Hayato freeze in his tracks, he looked over towards the hitman who nodded in agreement.

"That pitiful cry can belong to nobody but dame-Tsuna"

Reborn smirked darkly as he lowered his fedora before heading towards the origin of the cry.

"Juudaime...."

Hayato whispered in worry as he followed after the hitman.

*

"Noooo stop!"

Tsuna cried once more as he hid under a table, away from the leering gazes of the three maids.

'Somebody save me...'

"JUIDAIME!"

'My saviour!'

Honey orbs brightened as his silver haired storm guardian came crashing through the door, startling the maids.

Tears welled up within the brunette's eyes as he ran towards his saviour.

"Hayato!"

'Im so happy to see you!'

The young Decimo whimpered as he hid behind the storm's leg. Said storm guardian's jaw dropped at the sight of his Juudaime hiding behind his leg while wearing a small mails outfit complimented with brown bunny ears and a fluffy tail.

"Dame Tsuna what the hell are you wearing?"

'He's going to use this against me in the future....'

The brunette looked over to the right to see Reborn and blushed lightly when he remembered what he was wearing.

"T-the m-maids....."

The hitman raised a curious brow at the stuttering before turning towards the maids.

"Ah Reborn knows Yoshi?"

Anna chirped, once her initial fear had subsided.

"Yes, I know.... Yoshi"

The hitman paused slightly at the name, as if criticizing it.

"Reborn is my papa's friend and is babysitting me"

Tsuna added, ignoring the pointed glare in his direction, most likely being called his good for nothing father's friend.

'At least your not actually related to that idiot like I am....'

"We need to take Juu—Yoshi to the park with us...."

Hayato added, wincing slightly at his near mess up.

The maids sighed in disappointment as the male trio left them.

"So dame-Yoshi, what happened?"

Reborn asked once they had left.

"They thought that I was cute and forcefully initiated a one person dress up party..."

The honey eyed brunette shivered as he trailed off.

"Hmmm anyways, let's go to the park"

Reborn replied with a wicked glint within his eyes.

"Wait, shouldn't Juu—Yoshi stay in the Decimo's office?"

Hayato asked, confused as to why they would go outside with a vulnerable Tsuna.

"I don't lie to women, plus it's punishment for dame-Yoshi for being so dame"

Tsuna's eyes watered in despair when he realized what the hitman had been hinting at.

'He's not going to let me change out of my clothes!'

"I want to go but I need to handle Juudaime's paperwork while he is gone on his trip..."

Hayato sighed before leaving, knowing that the hitman was more than enough protection and that his beloved sky would be so happy if his work was finished by the time he returned.

*

Tsuna was pouting adorably as he was forced to hold the hitman's hand as they walked slowly through the park, he knew that Reborn was walking slowly to make sure that others saw the bunny maid outfit.

'Sadistic jerk....'

"Dame-Yoshi, it's not good to call other people names"

A honey coloured glare was shot towards the hitman.

"Stop reading my mind"

"No can do dame-Yoshi"

Tsuna pouted further before his gaze brightened at the sight of two policemen, he slipped out of the hitman's grip. Reborn allowed him because he was curious.

"Um... Excuse me...."

Tsuna whispered softly as he tugged on one of the the policeman's pant leg gently, the policeman looked down and smiled at him.

"Yes miss?"

Tsuna cringed at being called a girl and allowed a faint blush to dust his cheeks as he pointed towards Reborn.

"That man tried to make him follow me after trying to flip my dress"

Tsuna whimpered, Reborn froze in shock at the brunette's words, he had been expecting many things, but he had not been expecting to be accused as a pedophile.

The first policeman frowned and adjusted his hat before striding over towards Reborn while the other patted Tsuna on the head gently.

"Don't worry miss, I'll bring you to my police car to wait for my partner to return"

He replied, Tsuna nodded happily as he followed him.

'Revenge is harsh! Though.... I'm probably going to regret it later...'

Tsuna followed the policeman around a corner and frowned in confusion when they ended up in a ally.

"Little girl, you're coming with me"

'Wait what?!?'

The policeman chuckled, Tsuna's hyper intuition flaunted to life as he turned and began to run away, only to have his arm yanked harshly, sending him flying into the brick wall.

A sharp yelp escaped from the brunette's lips as he hissed in pain, his head had made unhindered contact with the wall, his vision was swimming.

He tried to stand up but stumbled to the ground.

'Damn! I accuse Reborn for being a stupid pedo and the police officer turns out to be a pedo in disguise!'

"Aww what a cute little girl...."

The fake policeman cooed as he harshly grabbed the brunette's chin to make him face him and keeping his mouth shut in the process.

Honey orbs blinked into focus and narrowed at his captor, he had messy blond hair and brown eyes.

"Just stay still and you'll enjoy yourself"

He huskily murmured into Tsuna's ear as his grubby hand began to trail up the brunette's dress.

Tsuna froze in fear as he closed his eyes, knowing that he couldn't escape.

'Stupid body won't listen!'

The man paused halfway up the dress and frowned as he looked around.

"Actually.... You're really cute, I'd rather enjoy you in bed for a few days before tossing you into the trash"

He chuckled as he pulled a cloth out of his pocket, removed his grip on the boy's chin in the process. Tsuna opened his mouth to yell but was cut off by the cloth covering it.

His vision faded into the darkness.

Me: hehe poor Tsuna is helpless in his body~ getting attacked by karma in the form of a pedo~ hmmm had fun writing this so hope ya enjoyed this chappy~