Just read it please.

Warnings: language

Now, Tony didn't want to go to the meeting. The Rouges have been pardoned and Fury was holding a meeting about rules and living quarters or some other random shit. But Tony went anyway, regardless of how unstable he was around Rogers. At least the kid was coming and they were going to have a lab night later. He reached the room and saw all of his ex-teammates there, plus Rhodey and Tchalla. He was only 5 minutes late because of an explosion that he had to hear about just to be a responsible business owner. As Tony walked in, the Rouges glared at him, which was to be expected.

 Just as the billionaire sat down, he noticed a certain spider was missing. "Hey Rhodey, you haven't happened to have seen or heard from Peter today, have you?" 

"No, I thought he was with you," the colonel responded.

The meeting finally started and was halfway done when Tony received a video call. He had it on silent, so it must be important if FRIDAY let it through. Rogers didn't know this and started complaining. Fury signaled for Tony to answer and for Mr. 'Merica to stop.

"Hello, who is this, why do I care, and how did you get this number?" Tony answered.

"Oh, Mr. Stark, it's quite a wonderful day, isn't it?" a gravelly voice answered while laughing. He had long greasy black hair and was definitely not in his right mind. One thing in the room did catch Tony's eye though: Peter's backpack. 

Now was where the panic set in. "Where's Peter and what have you done with him?" Tony demanded with an ice cold voice. 

The man cackled,"Oh, don't worry, he's fine. Send me 10 million dollars or he won't be."

The camera panned over to a brown-eyed brunette who was staring around the room bored. He finally noticed the camera and smiled saying, "Oh, hi Mr. Stark! I was going to go to the meeting, but then there was an old lady that needed directions, and then a kid lost his parents, and the-"

"Kiddo, are you alright?" Tony asked worriedly.

"Oh, I'm fine. I don't think he knows I'm you know who."

"Great, do you think you can get out yourself?"

"Yup. I'll swing over once I'm out. See ya soon, Mr. Stark!"

Tony smiled and ended the call. Of course the team had questions, but he waved them off saying, "You'll find out soon enough."

10 minutes later, Tony walked over and opened the window. Moments later Spider-man swung in through the open window. He looked around and said, "Hey everyone. I'm Peterman. I mean Spider Parker. Wait no,  I think you know what I mean." Peter took off his mask and saw Tony's expression. "Okay, i didn't mean to get kidnapped, but the guy was not looking too good, so I tried to help him and then he somehow knocked me out, and then he called y-" the teen rambled before being cut off.

"Peter, what have I told you to do if you're in trouble?" Tony interrupted.

"Call you."

"And what did you not do?"

"Call you. Sorry Mr. Stark."

"And for the last time, it's Tony," the older genius sighed, now exasperated.

"Of course, .... Mr. Stark." Peter said with a light smirk.

"Underoos, you're a real nightmare, you know that, right?"

"Yup, I learned from the best."

The duo had almost forgotten about the rest of the team, so when Steve coughed for attention, they were slightly startled. Tony remembered that he had promised them answers, so he said, "This Peter Parker, aka Spider-man. He's my personal intern. Lay a finger on him and you're dead. Now, we are going to leave and you will all mind you're own business." And with that, they left the room and headed to the lab to play with danger toys.

The End.