Dan and Phil, who have been spying, entire unseen. They whisper to each other.

"Sssick Of ssswimin?" Dan slithered.

"Out is the sssea?" Phil added.

"Hmmm."

As they disappear into the shadows, Ryan enters Josh's grotto.

"Tell me child, you've got trouble in da mind?"

"Ryan!"

"What is all this?" He asked.

Um...just a few knick-knacks I've collected, that's all."

"You ought to be ashamed of yourself!" If your poor father knew about this place, he'd-"

"You're not gonna tell him, are you?" Josh asked. Oh please Ryan! He'd never understand!"

Josh, down here is your home! The human world, it's a mess."

(Ryan)
The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake

Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things around you
What more is you lookin for?

Under the sea
Under the sea

Darlin it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me

Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin full time to floatin under the sea!

Dozen of sea creatures gather around Ryan and Brendon.

(Brendon and Ryan)
Down here all the fish is happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They sad cause they in the bowl

But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry

(Brendon)
Guess who gon be on the plate!

(Ryan)
Under the sea
Under the sea

Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fri-ca-see

We what the land folks love to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles life is the bubbles under the sea!

(Sea creatures)
The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
The chin play the tub

The flute is the duke of soul
The ray he can play
The lings on the strings

The trout rock in out
The black fish she sings
The smelt and the sprat

They know where it's st
And oh that blow-fish blow!

Josh whispers to Brendon.

"Look, a ship!"

Josh swims off towards it. Brendon darts after him. Unaware, Ryan and the sea creatures continue the number.

(Ryan)
Under the sea

(Sea creatures)
Under the sea

(Ryan)
Under the sea

(Sea creatures)
Under the sea

(Ryan)
When the sardine begin the beguine
It's music to me!

(Sea creatures)
It's music to me!

(Ryan)
What do they got a lot of sand
We got a hit crustacean band

Snail here know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter

Under the water
Ya we in luck here

Down in the much here
Under the sea!

"See child, that's what I'm talking about!"

Ryan looks around to discover Josh is missing.

"Josh? Hello?"

Ryan leaves the grotto.

"Oh somebody's gotta nail that boy's find to the floor!"