the next morning Dipper was humming a happy tune all throughout the kingdom when he bumped into his Grunkle Stan he giggled and said "morning Grunkle Stan" and placed a sea flower in his hair, Stan just stared confused and took out the sea flower from his hair and said "whats the matter  with that boy" Ford then swam up and said "isn't it obvious Stanley? Dipper's in love" Ford ended with a matter of factly tone, Stan's eyes widened and smiled a bit "Dipper, in love...heh crazy kid" 

{Time Skip CAUSE I CAN AND I NEED THIS CHAPTER DONE PRONTO}

Dipper was laying on a rock on the ocean floor plucking petals from a sea flower saying "he loves me 💕 he loves me not 💔 he loves me!" he giggles "I knew it!" then Mabel swims up

frowning Dipper honestly you need to stop daydreaming about that, that human!" Dipper frowned and said "he's not just a HUMAN he's...Well, he's...He's special!" Mabel Groaned, Mabel then spoke "Dipper you need to understand he's a human your a merman" then she started to sing {A/N XD NOT AGAIN!}

ALTERNATE:

"The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more are you lookin' for?Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling, it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Upon the shore, they work all day
Out in the sun, they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the season here all the fish is happy
As off through the waves, they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worse fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate?Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We what the land folks love to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Under the sea (Under the sea)
Under the sea (Under the sea)Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally (Naturally)
Even the sturgeon an' the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the sea, The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub
The fluke is the duke of soul
(Yeah)
The ray he can play
The lings on the strings
The trout rockin' out
The blackfish she sings
The smell and the sprat
They know where it's at
An' oh that blowfish blow Yeah, under the sea (Under the sea)
Under the sea (Under the sea)
When the sardine
Begin the Beguine
It's music to me (It's music to me)
What do they get? A lot of sand
We got a hot crustacean band
Each little clam here
Know how to jam here
Under the sea
Each little slug here
Cuttin' a rug here
Under the sea
Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter
Under the water
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea"

but when Mabel looked back....he was gone "COD DAMN IT DIPPER!" {A/N eh? eh? see what I did COD instead of god....no? oh...okay}

{I'm so happy I got to finish this I had writer's block for a while, it was NOT fun anywho I hope you enjoyed and thank you for reading!}