Damian's p.o.v

Hani sent me...the stupidest text in the world this weekend. She sent a photo of herself and she had blood on her head.

Hani: fake blood

Yeah, fake blood. She sent me a picture of herself like that and im like 'Hani's got fake blood on herself, obviously' But then she sends a text, and all it says is "Help me".......*pizza gang laughs* THATS IT, SHE WRITES "HELP ME" and THEN, she shuts off her fu*kin' phone.
*pizza gang laughing*
So i'm like 'What's that from?', No response. Then about five minutes later i go
'Hey, i just wanna make sure...you wrote help me, i just wanna make sure everything's all right", no response .
So then i go 'FU*K!' *laughter from pizza gang*, and i call her, straight to voicemail.
Im sitting at my house, i KNOW for a fact shes okay but im thinking she texted 'help me'....and didnt text anything else after that so then im like 'fu*k i gotta do something about this', i have to explain to the cops, "yeah she sent a photo of herself covered in blood  and she wrote help me but...that just-thats how we work. Thats the way our business is-"

Hani: okay but do you really think that if i was in a situation where i was INJURED...i would open up my phone, take a picture of myself, text you, rather than just calling an ambulance....?

NO AND I DONT BUT THATS WHY I HAD TO CHECK! Im just like 'i know shes alright and not in danger...but i still have to fu*king make sure!' So i start calling people who live nearby her going " hey im across town, do you know where Hani..is...? Can you go just knock on her door and make sure everything is okay.. Cause she sent me this stupid text." And they were together is turns out! They laughed, and they laughed

Hani: i was hoping to come back to my apartment and find the door broken down *laughing*

I would have called the cops so they could bust your door in, so, thanks Hani.

Hani: no problem *laughing*

The texts: 

HaniAlex has sent a picture

HaniAlex: help me

Damian: What's that from?

Damian: hey, i just wanna make sure...

Damian: U sent 'help me'

Damian: just wanna make sure everything is alright..

DICK GRAYSON

Damian: hey grayson im across town, do you know where Hani...is?

Rodent1: nope, havent seen her since she went into her apartment like an hour ago with a hoodie on, know what thats about?

Damian: YOU STOB THIS MADNESS GRAYSON

Damian: *STOP