HaniAlex: HOLY FRICK DAMI I ALMOST CALLED U DADDY IN FRONT OF UR FAMILY

Dami: why tf were u about to call me daddy smh

HaniAlex: but u told me to call u it....

Pardon: WHAT, PARDON?

Thirsty: holy **** Damian

SugarDaddy: JFC DAMIAN

Copyright: dont talk to me or my children ever again

Dami: SHUT THE **** UP WILL U----

HaniAlex: but i love daddy :)

ThatOne: what have u done to my child u rat

Pardon: jfc Damian why---

Dami: HANI IS THE ONE WHO ACCIDENTALLY CALLED ME IT AND SAID THAT SHE WAS FINE WITH IT IN MY DEFENSE

HaniAlex: but that was a day where i was out of it in kinda little form daddy :(

Thirsty: i just can't believe this

SugarDaddy: im speechless

Copyright: please no, Hani

ThatOne: i feel dirty

ThatOne: i need to take a shower

HaniAlex: not in thAT WAY

HaniAlex: he takes care of me so he is my daddy :)

Dami: JFC GUYS I NEED HELP SHES TRYING TO SCREECH OUT "DADDY"

Pardon: this is your problem now

HaniAlex: daddy if u let me go i wont scream, im bored

Dami: good girl

Thirsty: THATS PROBABLY WHERE IT CAME FROM ISTG

SugarDaddy: i thought thirsty was ^'s name

HaniAlex: im bored

ThatOne: im in shock

HaniAlex: i thought u were taking a shower

Dami: go be a man of ur word

Dami: Hani lets just leave them be---

HaniAlex: NO DADDY

HaniAlex: WE COULD TALK IRL BUT I ALSO WANT TO TALK WITH THEM!!!!

Dami: ur being a bad girl

HaniAlex: NOOOOO, DADDY I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD GIRL WAHHH

Dami: shes sobbing jfc guys help

Pardon: sorry i need to go to bible camp to cleanse my soul

HaniAlex: daddy is being mean Collliiinnnn ;^;

Pardon: please stop

Dami: she needs help

Pardon: damian, your the one that needs help tbh

Thirsty: JUST FILLED OUT MY APPLICATION FORM FOR BIBLE CAMP

SugarDaddy: which one i need to join aswell----

ThatOne: thank shesus my phone is waterproof

SugarDaddy: i thought i was daddy--- now its Damian

HaniAlex: daddy doesnt let me hug him

HaniAlex: he doesnt love me?

HaniAlex: WAHHHHH KSMXKSKS

Dami: JFC BRB

Pardon: u better fu***** fix this u rat

Thirsty: i need my eyes bleached

SugarDaddy: i feel so lonely now---

ThatOne: tbh now i dont really want my phone to be waterproof

ThatOne: how much bleach should i bring over to ur guys' houses

Pardon: All of it.

SugarDaddy: we need as much as possible

Thirsty: tbh i knew that this day would come but to actually have it happen is---

Pardon: i mean it was obvious with them wearing matching shirts like everyday but still

Copyright: GUYS I LITERALLY DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THEIR MATCHING SHIRTS UNTIL U MENTIONED THEM JUST NOW

Pardon:.....Hani literally wore a shirt that said "Daddy's Babygirl" while Damian wore a shirt that said "Babygirl's Daddy" one day and i just realized holy---

Copyright: and not to mention that Damian like almost always calls Hani "Kitten" or "Babygirl"

Thirsty: THEY'RE TOO YOUNG FOR THIS SHESUS

Pardon: they're 16/17

Copyright: IDEK HOW IM FRIENDS WITH YOU GUYS IM IN LIKE COLLEGE

ThatOne: tbh if damian's family ever met us they would think we're all pedophiles and that Hani is like 12

Pardon: she short

Thirsty: she a smol bean

SugarDaddy: she a fetus

Copyright: she the maknae

ThatOne: only you and Hani would use a korean word in describing someone, only u and Hani.

Pardon: where have they gone

HaniAlex: *inhales a certain amount of oxygen *

HaniAlex: young male specimen

Dami: shes gone rogue

HaniAlex: how did people invent the word invent

Dami: they just did, okay?

HaniAlex: did u know

Dami: yes i did

HaniAlex: that science can explain some things

HaniAlex: but magic and kinks explain more?

Pardon: wait a second ...they do---

Copyright: college will now be a breeze with this information

Dami: siGH

HaniAlex: *inhales a certain amount of oxygen*

HaniAlex: young male specimen