Warzone Secrets, Falcon, Shuri, and Captain America Group Chat 

CaptainAmerica🇺🇸: i m having existential crisis. help.🙀

FalconDaBirdman🦃: wut happened, boi?

BlackPanther🐈: Sam, please use better grammar. Okay, Steve, what happened?

WinterSoldier❄️: i kissed him.

BlackWidow💋🖕🏻: WAIT WUT?!! YOU ACTUALLY KISSED HIM?!! WAS STEVE OKAY WITH IT??? CONSENT IS EVERYTHING IN A RELATIONSHIP!!!!

CaptainAmerica🇺🇸: yes, he kissed me, yes, i was okay with it, and Nat, calm down...

BlackWidow💋🖕🏻: ok, good, now i dont have 2 disown my child for kissing you.

Spooderboi🕷: bucky is literally 4 years older than u...

Shuri📱💻: what? how parently of u, natasha...

*Shuri📱💻changes BlackWidow💋🖕🏻's name to: mom🙅🏼*

mom🙅🏼: what the hell did u do? change my name back!!!

CaptainAmerica🇺🇸: no, pls dont!! that is too funny 2 change back!!

FalconDaBirdman🦃: i agree. Lmao...

BlackPanther🐈: I approve.😼

Shuri📱💻: y thank u, brother dear.

WinterSoldier❄️: lmao

Spooderboi🕷: this is y i love my friends!!!!

mom🙅🏼: lets get back on topic. bucko, cap, r u 2 dating??

*WinterSoldier❄️ and CaptainAmerica🇺🇸 have left the group chat*

Bucky and Steve's chat

Bucky: nat has a good point. wut r we now?

Steve: well, maybe we're boyfriends? but then i have 2 tell u something...

Bucky: wut is it?

Steve: 🎶Have you heard of LGBTQ+, well I am the T. I am trans and I'm s'posed to be male, but I'm not and it sucks all the time.🎶

Bucky: are you a guy stuck in the body of a girl?

Steve: yeah. it sucks and i fucking hate it.

Bucky: ok. thx for telling me. i understand.

Warzone Secrets, Falcon, Shuri, and Captain America group chat 

*WinterSoldier❄️ and CaptainAmerica🇺🇸 joined the group chat*

WinterSoldier❄️: im back. steve? r u back too??

CaptainAmerica🇺🇸: yep, im here.

mom🙅🏼: wut is ur answer?

WinterSoldier❄️: steve is my boyf.

CaptainAmerica🇺🇸: and buck is my boyf.

mom🙅🏼: does he know, cap?

CaptainAmerica🇺🇸: yup. i just told him. dont worry so much.

mom🙅🏼: good, good. now i can breathe easy...

FalconDaBirdman🦃: wut just happened????

BlackPanther🐈: Don't worry about it, Sam, it's none of your business.

CaptainAmerica🇺🇸: if u didnt know already, u really r thick. jeez...

Shuri📱💻: my ship has sailed...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Spooderboi🕷: congrats, Stucky.

CaptainAmerica🇺🇸: ?????

WinterSoldier❄️: wuts a stucky???

Shuri📱💻: thats ur ship name!

CaptainAmerica🇺🇸: oh. jeez...

WinterSoldier❄️: r we referring to a watercraft such as a boat??? im so confused....

CaptainAmerica🇺🇸: ship is slang for a romantic pairing, normally used in fan fiction.

WinterSoldier❄️: oh, ok, that makes sense. thanks for the explanation.